It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

Scenes at Selhurst Park this evening! #cpfc 🎶🎶‘Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil, it’s like watching Brazil’ 😉

@davecakes.bsky.social took a while at the framer but it’s up now! Lovely stuff, thank you.

‘Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the …. piste’ 😃 #hmhb youtu.be/Gx2SVzWZkAs?...

Fabulous uplifting stuff here, and so true about what greyhounds are like.

Santa joined us for dinner. Looked tired.

Nice way to brighten a wintry afternoon. Thanks Eddie 🙏. #cpfc

Party time for Alan in Wonderland

As a low level map geek from that part of the world I found this fascinating. Thank you 👏

Here’s one for @sellingamirror.bsky.social Ghostly!

Visiting the funfair today and wondering what you can actually do with these big prizes once they’re home.

Do they need a harmonica player? 💕

Haha, this really is cool.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Fun guy

"Not today, motherfucker. Not today"

Donald Rumsfeld may be interested….

Me referring to this as Sigue Sigue Cygnet is a cultural reference that is entirely lost to the other volunteers at Wildlife in Need.

Didn’t think it possible but I think I just fell a bit more for Eberechi Eze. What a goal! #cpfc

Do you have a name for your mixer?

The only acceptable goose steps.

Yesterday a goose stood on my chest. It was one of the highlights of the week.

Bit of a ‘Peter! You’ve Lost the news!’ thing ongoing at the moment on BBC radio 4 (6pm)

Crockery and dishwasher designers need to call a ceasefire and figure out how to start working with each other constructively. This can't go on.

vm.tiktok.com/ZGdh4hCHc/ It’s a magical time of year 😆

Hello! I have a TikTok page with some short and funny animal videos set to banging beats. Feel free to have a look👍 www.tiktok.com/@alanvegancl...