A three hour solo session with me is $1350. The early bird ticket for three hours with EIGHT kink providers is $1400. I am just realizing how incredibly insane that is

One week left of the EARLY BIRD TICKET ☀️

Only 5 tickets left ✨ www.thekneelingroom.com/events/lady-...

An intimate and very intentional space. See you in June ✨

Oooo 👀👀

You already know the position.

Im so excited for this party! Me and some of my sexiest fellow Toronto pleasure pros are gonna have a blast celebrating the One and Only @theladypim.bsky.social and you could join us for some kinky debauchery!

Bluesky always gets a jump on my announcements 🤫 www.thekneelingroom.com/events/lady-...

I HAD THE BEST FOOT MASSAGE YESTERDAY FROM A VERY GOOD SLUT I CANT WAIT TO SER THEM AGAIN! Think you can do better? I'll be the judge of that! Special thanks to @theladypim.bsky.social for letting me rent their space!

"Who's pussy is this?" As I take another baby wipe to the velvet couch

non black people: listen to black people and their perspectives because its vital you listen to black people about things that happen to black people or you truly will never understand the black community truly.

Some men keep emailing for years after I stopped responding. YEARS

I don't have any sessions for the next few days, so I am treating myself by having a massive cyst on my face

Selling these vintage 2020 SWer Superhero Cards For $25 CAD (one pack of 9 cards) All proceeds go to Maggie's Non-Profit SWer Action Project. Email [email protected] With the subject CARDS and I'll tell you all the deets!

I came across your website. How much you charge an hour

Yesterday I finally found out who this was. And yes I fucked up their booking bc of it 😑

To "make your own schedule" is a privilege. Yes, we technically book clients ourselves, but it also means that you are leaving money on the table by having boundaries about when you'll work.

CALL FOR QUESTIONS 📢 Ms. Mars & I will be recording a podcast episode tomorrow about harm reduction in kink, when Dom(me)s & tops make mistakes, unexpected surprises, awkwardness in scenes, etc! If anyone has a Q about these topics, please leave it below.

I lost a regular because I mentioned I was married once in passing

My new frustration is people wearing stilettos on my furniture and leaving indents /punctures 😭

Coming up in March ✨

I'm sooooo curious if having a 90 minute minimum eliminates day-of cancels, bc it's always the one hours 👀👀👀

I have been presenting at Oasis for over a decade and I just realized that I can close the curtain when I'm done so I don't have to spend an extra twenty minutes talking to ppl 😭

New blog up on the website! ✨ ladypim.com/blog/10-buil...

I truly think the difference between my response email feeling "curt" vs friendly is whether I put an exclamation or a period at the end of the first sentence

Please don't make me guess whether I've received your deposit or not. I talk to many people at once and everyone has 2-3 different names 🙃

International Sex Worker Rights Day is really hitting me hard. We deserve love and healthcare without stigma. The right to housing, safety and care just like everyone else. I hope if you support SWers you are fighting for us when we're not in the room. 💛 Thinking of all my coworkers today💕✨

Good morning! If you cannot follow simple booking instructions, we are not a good match ☀️

Should I risk putting a video with a fake gun on my Patreon

Over 30 sex worker thread! Quote with a pic and your age. 🥂 34

Over 30 sex workers thread ! Quote with a pic and your age ✨️❤️‍🔥 ✨️❤️‍🔥 im 32

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. ✨️36✨️

Coming up in March ✨

Nothing like putting in a leather skirt you haven't worn in a while and finding a hundo in the pocket 🧘🏼‍♀️

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. 🌹 45 🌹

The deposit pays for the session space, it doesn't go to the Provider. If the client cancels day-of, the deposit ensures the Provider is not OUT money. Next time you're mad about a Provider not refunding

6 full 6 week packages left! ☀️

Tix going live tomorrow at 9am! 😱 www.eventbrite.com/e/kinky-skil...

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age. 💖50💖

32 💋

Another day, another mummificay

Got a new request from a client I've decided not to work with anymore. Felt so good to move it into the spam folder 🧘🏼‍♀️

Wild how it can go from crickets to overbooked so freaking fast. There is no rhyme or reason to it

Do not book a Pro with the expectation /assumption that you will eventually be allowed to play with them for free. It's so uncomfortable for the Provider, you have no idea

The dungeon floor is so cold rn. Everyone bring slippers! Dommes and subs alike! ❄️

Please know that filling out both my forms and sending an email telling me will not get you a response any faster

Of all the platforms, I think tiktok is the worst for reporting & taking down impersonators. I've literally never had a report go through to removal