Please book me to do NOTHING to NOBODY. Look away

I bought a bigger garbage can for the dungeon and I swear the girls were more excited than they were for any new kink stuff I've bought

Guess how many things were broken at TKR when I came back from vacation

Want to support a creative? I’ve been shooting a LOT lately. All on Polaroid, all of other sw, all on my dime because I love it. Unfortunately Polaroid film is hella expensive 😅 www.polaroid.com/en_us/produc...

I love when I remember a name but am unsure if it's for good or bad reasons 🫠

Almost sold out! ⚡

You can give short notice OR be particular about timing but never the two shall meet 🙏🏼

Make that 2 tickets remaining ❤️‍🔥

Honestly same

Playing with staples today & eagerly looking forward to taking @theladypim.bsky.social's Intro to Needles class this weekend 🩸

The new filters arrived!!! God these old ones were filthy. A HUGE THANK YOU again for the outpouring of support whether it was tips, RTs, or encouragement! Being immunocompromised and poor means this support helped immensely in staying a little safer!🫶🏽

Every time someone wants to be suspended upside down, I'm like, haven't you ever heard of the nutty putty cave tragedy??

Shame is in the air. Ppl applying to session and then deleting their email address after they've done so 😶‍🌫️

My favourite duo partner ✨Beatrice Fartsleeve✨

Thank you to everyone who donated! ☀️

Last call! Donating Friday ☀️

Sending the deposit before it's asked for is also a weird inconvenience. If our availability doesn't match, then I just need to hold onto it until...?

Checking every option on every question on my form is a bigger red flag than you might think

Make that 2 tickets remaining ❤️‍🔥

If you can't handle me at my "cancelations are punishable by death," you don't deserve me at my "shit happens, I know you'll make it up to me."

So far I have 4 absolute ANGELS attending my bday play party and it's making me so happy 😭

A three hour solo session with me is $1350. The early bird ticket for three hours with EIGHT kink providers is $1400. I am just realizing how incredibly insane that is

One week left of the EARLY BIRD TICKET ☀️

Only 5 tickets left ✨ www.thekneelingroom.com/events/lady-...

An intimate and very intentional space. See you in June ✨

Oooo 👀👀

You already know the position.

Im so excited for this party! Me and some of my sexiest fellow Toronto pleasure pros are gonna have a blast celebrating the One and Only @theladypim.bsky.social and you could join us for some kinky debauchery!

Bluesky always gets a jump on my announcements 🤫 www.thekneelingroom.com/events/lady-...

I HAD THE BEST FOOT MASSAGE YESTERDAY FROM A VERY GOOD SLUT I CANT WAIT TO SER THEM AGAIN! Think you can do better? I'll be the judge of that! Special thanks to @theladypim.bsky.social for letting me rent their space!

"Who's pussy is this?" As I take another baby wipe to the velvet couch

non black people: listen to black people and their perspectives because its vital you listen to black people about things that happen to black people or you truly will never understand the black community truly.

Some men keep emailing for years after I stopped responding. YEARS

I don't have any sessions for the next few days, so I am treating myself by having a massive cyst on my face

Selling these vintage 2020 SWer Superhero Cards For $25 CAD (one pack of 9 cards) All proceeds go to Maggie's Non-Profit SWer Action Project. Email [email protected] With the subject CARDS and I'll tell you all the deets!

I came across your website. How much you charge an hour

Yesterday I finally found out who this was. And yes I fucked up their booking bc of it 😑

To "make your own schedule" is a privilege. Yes, we technically book clients ourselves, but it also means that you are leaving money on the table by having boundaries about when you'll work.

CALL FOR QUESTIONS 📢 Ms. Mars & I will be recording a podcast episode tomorrow about harm reduction in kink, when Dom(me)s & tops make mistakes, unexpected surprises, awkwardness in scenes, etc! If anyone has a Q about these topics, please leave it below.

I lost a regular because I mentioned I was married once in passing

My new frustration is people wearing stilettos on my furniture and leaving indents /punctures 😭

Coming up in March ✨

I'm sooooo curious if having a 90 minute minimum eliminates day-of cancels, bc it's always the one hours 👀👀👀

I have been presenting at Oasis for over a decade and I just realized that I can close the curtain when I'm done so I don't have to spend an extra twenty minutes talking to ppl 😭

New blog up on the website! ✨ ladypim.com/blog/10-buil...

I truly think the difference between my response email feeling "curt" vs friendly is whether I put an exclamation or a period at the end of the first sentence

Please don't make me guess whether I've received your deposit or not. I talk to many people at once and everyone has 2-3 different names 🙃

International Sex Worker Rights Day is really hitting me hard. We deserve love and healthcare without stigma. The right to housing, safety and care just like everyone else. I hope if you support SWers you are fighting for us when we're not in the room. 💛 Thinking of all my coworkers today💕✨

Good morning! If you cannot follow simple booking instructions, we are not a good match ☀️