I would've passed out

I hope Brady Tkachuck is fuming rn

ALLEZ VICTOIRE

"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

😬

Let's go Fish

Me after driving into the sun every day for the past month

Rapidly.

All ceos are lizard people I swear to god

If you can’t make it by hand, don’t fucking make it.

Dudes love it. (It's me I'm dudes)

Me watching the canes and the avs

Very bisexual of you Kansas City

I'm about to be insufferable about this team #PWHLDetroit

"It's Hockeytown, baby!" 🎉​ ​ Detroit, we are MORE than ready for our PWHL era.​ Be there for Day One ➡️ www.detroitpwhl.com​

Friendship with Victoire ended, PWHL Detroit is my new best friend

Protect dirt cam at all costs #DetroitTigers

I maintain that I don't really like watching baseball on TV but oh my god the Tigers have the best broadcasting crew in the game. This is chaos

I need that Carolina beer skate

First of all fuck the Golden Knights

Chosing the Frost was probably the right answer but oh god I'm so scared

Me when there's people at my favorite bar

Me when my favorite bar is doing well

MY GIRL POULIN BACK IN ACTION WE'RE SO FUCKIN BACK

Me preparing for next season #LGRW

Our boys are the best in the biz

Thank God we still have Mickey and his confusion about 6-7

This fucking team man.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO *ANNOUNCE* THE HIGH STICK WAS ON HIS OWN PLAYER

My queen 👑

Around 20% of hospital beds in the US are in Christianist facilities, most Catholic, that have happily been denying reproductive health care and gender-affirming care for decades AND enjoying a nonprofit status. Most people don't realize the stranglehold the church has until it's too late.

Am I subjecting myself to Red Wings hockey again? Sure am.

Maybe I shouldn't have reinstalled Instagram

Yes Instagram maybe I do need some extra support LMFAO

Moritz Seider deserves to be in the playoffs ☹️

YOU JUST HAD TO PAL AROUND WITH MAGA AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

I cannot express how fucking good the Fallout show is.

My favourite thing about the Winter Olympics is developing extremely strongly held opinions about sports I just learned existed two days previously

I am personally requesting any country deliver a career ending injury to either Tkachuck brother.

Wing on Wing violence today.

Aussies yelling Fuck ICE really warms my heart ❤️ 🇦🇺

kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology

LARKIN WOULD NEVER

Denmark waving a Greenland flag after scoring on us is such a flex tbh

God the German sweaters are so good