"On the level of individuals and civilizations, personality predates ideology, meaning before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." - Brennan Lee Mulligan

I was getting my usual convenience store supplies for the workday and was stopped by an elderly gentleman who basically spent five minutes telling me a lot of really nice things, including that I was beautiful down to my soul. So excuse me while I prance around like a pretty princess.

My thoughts on the events of today.

If comparison is the true thief of joy, then internet influencers are the true terrorists. In this essay, I will--

Schrodinger's Trump.

Come on, come on, come on...

It's that time of year again when I need to call out professors and teachers who keep asking their students to cold email developers to interview them for a class assignment. Stop assigning this to students. No really. STOP. Please stop. I have other suggestions for you- stay with me...

Interview: "Localization's Come A Long Way In The Last 25 Years" - The Incredible Story Behind Final Fantasy IX's Epic Translation.

those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism

Every single person who thinks a trans person should just pipe down until we restore democracy is, in my view, an enemy of democracy. I’m not doing it.

Because shutting up the demographic that's under some of the most suffering will surely help us defeat the people "out to get them." Yes, that's how it's always worked. *checks notes* Oh wait...

25 year old chucks.

Finally my chance at superpowers.

This morning someone online said I look like their mom, and then a mom gushed for a good minute about how pretty I am. So... I think I'm old now.

I really honestly miss the fever dream that was early 2000s MTV and VH1 reality dating shows.

The little alien that runs my human suit loves vodka and cookies.

Oh no, I'm not human. I'm what you get if you throw self-loathing, apologetic for existing, 12 Monster rehabs and THC in a cauldron and call out "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" 3 times.

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there’s support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – this one is pretty special 🏳️‍⚧️

My partner just tea bagged one of our cats. Should I divorce?

The male loneliness "epidemic" is literally just Darwinism. When women aren't required to have a mate for survival, they can choose mates with traits they actually like. And if that doesn't exist, the species or group will die out. Women are just choosing extinction over crusty, nasty dudes.

Age verification for YouTube and driver's license uploads for porn, but AI can absolutely cybersex with your 9-year-old. Perfectly Sane.

I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..

Abort the Court.

Sandra Bullock has more FBI experience than most active agents

I pity a person who willingly joins a subreddit about a show to shit on anyone that wants to analyze said show. Like...

Me with an INT of 3. "What are Flowers of Pock-lips?"

Aww look, Dean Cain finally found the first people to hire him since 1997.

38 rotations around the sun, yippee skippee

Hell has another devil.

At least you went out how you wanted to, Ozzy. Rest well and rock on.

I interviewed @andreacontato.bsky.social about The Sumerian Game, an ancestor of today's city builders. You can read about it here:

Nazis are like assholes, you can break them with a fist

If internet media companies refuse to allow you to throw punches if a guest comes out as a full fascist, then they are promoting fascism.

There is nothing quite like white cat on black pants loving. It stays with you.

over 20% of the global game dev force was laid of on the last 3 years and absolutely none of it was because of piracy

Waiting for the Earth to turn back. BRB.

The day/night cycle, but it's feeling like a deity followed up with hot garbage.

Do I like Dorian from Date Everything or do I like Billy Butcher from the Boys? ¿Porque no los dos?

seeing people hit by the layoffs today who have worked in the industry for DECADES. one guy had worked on fucking STAR WARS GAMES FOR THE SNES, another had been at blizzard since starcraft. that kind of continual experience in the industry is like gold dust, and MS are just throwing it in the bin

And then seven angels will sound seven trumpets, signaling the return of our Lord. *Cue "Super Rad" by the Aquabats.*

We will have nothing left of this time in media and entertainment. Kids will know more about the Great Depression than the 90s and early 00s.

DINO CRISIS was officially released 26 years ago today! CAPCOM, listen closely... If you want to make one of the most intense, terrifying games ever, REMAKE DINO CRISIS. It's time to bring it back from extinction! 🦖

I don't know what it says about me, but if I could be in a throuple with my bed and my makeup about 40% of my problems would be solved.* *This post brought to you by Date Everything (2025).*

Most of my feed: *Unintelligible screams* And then this fuckin' thing:

When pussy's on a bagel you can eat pussy anytime

DID I JUST GET REJECTED BY MY GROCERIES? Bitch, you exist *because* I bought you. Uhm Gratitude!

If you haven't played Date Everything this really sounds like I went insane.

So I hit on my trash can and my computer and neither wants to date me. I'd try the dirty clothes but he's always with the hamper....