Nobody move there's a cute animal online

HE DOESNT WANT A TOWEL can I buy a fucking vowel LEMME EXCAVATE YOUR BOWELS

The motherfucking WRENS All day every day

Who the fuck are you What the fuck do you think

3pm whatever same thing

I want a divorce from my ass

Forget the ass Focus on the asshole

Purchase price for a comedian is 1 fuck

MAGAtok already exists. They just get bullied relentlessly because they deserve it

Too gay to live Too live to gay Nope How about

Mr Beast voice: poop three times in an hour and I let your daughter go

It's almost like right wingers love taking each other out Shame they dont do it faster

Nah youre the night keeper

Overdue for a JFK Undersold Unresolved trauma from Failing expectations

liking people's entire back and forth reply chain like a slutty little parasocial voyeur

Me, a urethra: *sickos png*

Statistically youre fuckin smokin right now

No you are wrong I am a plain clothes antifa agent this is a double-costume

This was the winter of our discontent but it was actually pretty sweet

Blurred face saw it coming guaranteed

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

I love to share your fuckedness

Curious George and the Touchy Hippie

Which dinosaur would make the best Flintstones vibrator and why

Remy the rat pulling on my pubes to help me hit the g spot

Nah fuck you im gonna have a shit in your honor and it'll be a triple-wiper

I wish all the queers a very fuck

Perhaps Just perhaps Northwestern University is investing its energies in the wrong way But maybe Just maybe It's a literal pogrom in process

Too little + too late + uninspiring shitheel

Just because you're worth more doesn't mean you're worth more

Every medication commercial: TELL YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT WHAT THAT PUSS DO

New forms of evil every single goddamn day

I carry heaven's light within me, that's how I fuck so good

White people be normal to Black women online challenge 2025

Oh what up wanna get it Shit I mean What a lovely day can I gobble

Unreal how bad i need cock and I have no means of acquiring it

Sorry every I dying

Nah D uck you gotta five up and run

You are ehat you wat Mushroo.

The only acceptable response to such violence is also violence and im sick of people pretending otherwise

Girl im gonna make you wetter than Charlie Kirk's collar

Brb sticking Tylenol up my pee hole so I learn about trains

Yes no yes, the battle cry of the worm

Reminded of the Witchtok hangover after trying to kill Trump, everyone talking about ancient magics protecting him etc

We're awfully overdue for a monarch death jues saying

Gallon size zip lock bag of foreskins: what the

Hey quick update on my situation im still anticapitalist and antirape who the fuck are you

Side A: Jesus is lord Side B: Jesus is Lord Side C: Jesus is hot

Doing it extra hard to you tonight baby because you deserve it and also I have anger issues

"But you can trust me and my appointees"