Serious thinkers throughout history would undoubtedly agree that PLUR is where it's at

Motherfuck ICE and all its works

Midterms are just the phase change of this boss fight, according to people who only think in video game terms

Time Magazine's woman of the year: Miss Diarrhea

Gonna walk to the other end of the block and back to toss some cardboard, and cant use my stick for it because necessito dos manos ya know, bringing at least one child with me as emotional support

After this video ends, please rewind and replace in its proper case

There can be no compromise, only headlocks

RIP laptop probably or maybe we just have too much rizz in our isms in my family *fondly remembers "I put the rizz in autism" shit my brother wears often that has no semblance of respect to how phonemes operate*

Let this trend IRL Because obviously popular post And popular idea But popular ACTION? Not fuckin yet Let's make this shit go so viral we need a new government agency to track it

Cops kill 1,300 human beings every year and 10,000 dogs.

"We're doing this to save* the kids" *[redacted]

Always strikingly relatable content to a motherfucker like myself, who has never been within mortar striking distance of a political discussion

Someone somewhere is gonna call Ayo transphobic for this, and they will definitely be a white cis man

Recreating the 7-Eleven logo in Minecraft, a 7-part series

How many times have you sucked a dick just to later find that dick belonged to a cop If you're anything like me the hits just keep coming

Oh nice my neighbors found another box of fireworks somewhere Good for them

Ok I'll give in to temptation and eat more mini tacos

I really like the way your mama hates the government Yall may not be educated but you make a lot of sense Easier to die than wake up in the lion's den

Loveable bore with the life of a whore Im the unlovable bore and she's the whole world

Who says new hope must be built on the same plot of land that poisoned our old hope

Such throbbing hatred all the time

What part body blow WHAT PART BODY

All laws will be applied unequally until the white cishetnormative patriarchy is left in cinders

The incredible hulk versus Thor but it's a gravity bong marathon

Haven't slept for more than hour at a time for two days. I better be tired enough to pass out today because this is reaching untenable regions of status

Life is a series of spasms You lay in bed for what feels like days but it turns out it was only an hour And now it's go time Fuck Guess I'll do some dishes Ass Shit

Well you know you can always trust the Democratic party to do what they say they're gonna do *touches earpiece* Im receiving word that this is stupid as all hell

David Maurice Healy

Sometimes the worst thing in the world is believing something significant is watching over it

I am the most basic ass motherfucker ever

Fuck salt bagel gimme jalapeño chips and a can of tuna

I work customer service slash retail I see a lot of ugly people But YOU YOU Are something ethereal *camera pans out showing just some random asshole in ripped jeans*

Maybe this is controversial but I think all rape is bad

Nah that's a whole wall of text, i'm just gonna look at the replies *looks at replies* Somehow I have learned nothing

I remember the days that "shut the fuck up forever" wasnt interpreted as a death threat

"I have been labeled an ally by no fewer than three Black people in the last week, so now I get to do up to two racisms without losing my cred" This shit ain't arithmetic

Heres the thing Youre an asshole And I am perfect Done

Oh holy sweet Jesus it's time to go to work again For the second time in two days Oh no wait that's good

Something stuck to the bottom of your shoe for days has started moving But you love these shoes

The best thing you can do for yourself sometimes is just get railed relentlessly

Mitch McConnell is definitely nonfunctional, i dont even care if he's technically dead or not, he needs to removed from every equation

Oh well time to walk a mile in the rain to a job I may not longer have

Only thing that stops the shaking is laying down. Gang i think my coccyx is giving up already

Taylor Swift is the TJ Maxx of Madonnas

Holy fucking shit your body is amazing -- me to my partner every time I have the privilege of seeing their body

Gods exist to eat children

Few things in this world are better than nipples

Every roach I've ever met has left me the fuck alone but I chase them down and kill them anyway. Is this how you view these people Like what the holy hell is going through your head that people become roaches Shit ain't healthy

Your body is perfect. Thank you for showing it to me Oh shit I get to touch it too I am over the moon

Sharing the forbidden knowledge of origami jumping frogs with my youngest I used to sell these bitches in 94