BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Happy New Year Amiga Juggler

just watched stranger things finale it sucked

there we go

I can't believe I haven't showered since last year!!

Sorry kids! Santa was intercepted over US airspace and was blasted to smithereens

someone in daily standup is taking their call next to a nirnroot

Jabba Walk

just about to take my turkey out the freezer for Thanksgiving!

stop sending me pictures of megaman villains. i already know all of them.

10 Thanksgiving Ideas That Will Make Your Family Say Wow! However It Still Won't Stop Your Racist Step-Grandpa From Saying Something Naughty!

6 Pies That Are So Good That Will Have You Wanting To Eat Dinner A Little Early Because That Means Dessert Will Also Be A Little Early And Dessert Means You Will Get To Eat Pie

kids these days dont think about popcorn balls :/

guys invest in pennies their value is going up

hey everyone, me and 50,000 of my friends were planning on voting but someone stole ALL our provisional ballots. can someone just write in 50,001 votes for dick cheney for us? thanks

two rules for new cat owners: 1. love them a lot 2. dont negotiate with terrorists

they're putting lin manuel miranda on da 31 dollar bill look it up

yeah yeah politics whatever im trying to cross all the bridges on this map only once can you please let me focus

pronouncing hozier the real way and getting jumped for it

sommelier who doesnt have full proficiency in english: "do you have the time to listen to me wine"

Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

Just beat silksong. it sucked.

my sholder

you WILL catch me saying "swag" to my beautiful and loving wife

Glad silksong is coming out or whatever, but worried about how long it took. Probably gonna be a bunch of bugs in the game

god is speaking through me right now and they said i should drink 4 beers

me, an intellectual: I'll order the Machiavelli and Cheese

whys it called the sopranos? these mfers hardly have the tessitutra of an alto

tony cuck pro watcher 2

big bidet ads after I bought one. you missed the train bozos

goob is recovering from surgery

i hate that water volume is often compared to olympic sized swimming pools. like who do you think i am? why would i know how big that is? use something like toilet bowls or something cool

momtok will not forgive this transgression

discover playlist got me fucked up crossfading stravinsky into boz scaggs

i'd look a gift horse in the eyes. understand its soul.

he's okay he's just like that