sommelier who doesnt have full proficiency in english: "do you have the time to listen to me wine"

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Hollow Knight Silksong reviews are in! IGN - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! GamesRadar - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Metacritic - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Gamespot - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! NintendoLife - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!! Game Informer - FUUUCK!! I HATE IT!!

Just beat silksong. it sucked.

my sholder

you WILL catch me saying "swag" to my beautiful and loving wife

Glad silksong is coming out or whatever, but worried about how long it took. Probably gonna be a bunch of bugs in the game

god is speaking through me right now and they said i should drink 4 beers

me, an intellectual: I'll order the Machiavelli and Cheese

whys it called the sopranos? these mfers hardly have the tessitutra of an alto

tony cuck pro watcher 2

big bidet ads after I bought one. you missed the train bozos

goob is recovering from surgery

i hate that water volume is often compared to olympic sized swimming pools. like who do you think i am? why would i know how big that is? use something like toilet bowls or something cool

momtok will not forgive this transgression

discover playlist got me fucked up crossfading stravinsky into boz scaggs

i'd look a gift horse in the eyes. understand its soul.

he's okay he's just like that

if you remember using these your officially #old 🤣🤣🤣 #lol

went to the echo chamber and everyone went to the echo chamber

no one told me airplane food is the same shit you eat on the ground? feeling scammed

Camping out at Best Buy and it's completely deserted. I thought this release was gonna be a big one!

!!! There's been a confirmed rock gnome sighting in Dubuque, Iowa !!!

if you had to, do you think you could eat over or under 1 cup of dirt?

what?

im like the modern john henry at confidently getting simple answers wrong against ai

babe wake up, new video from USCSB about industrial safety negligence dropped

going to the scott explosion center surely nothing bad will happen

they call me the white larry bird

Let her in

the pope failed the 2nd technical interview so they have to find another one now

what are some good native pennsylvania perennials I should plant. this will be on the test

honey, our inhouse trained AI just hallucinated the hat man again and the shareholders won't come out of their bedroom

gonna cop it

Thinking about a really good sandwich

we all know you put your trivets on a magnetic hook on the fridge don't think you're fuckin slick

bear proofing my trashcans and computer just in case they look up how to open trashcans

JUICY tattooed on my knuckles and DEATH embroidered on my ass

"bro gen-z jesus isn't in his tomb!" "he is rizzin'"

bro you ate and left a lot of crumbs

today was the cutoff date to take your turkey out of the freezer. if you forgot, sorry! you're fucked

mr gorbachev, tear up that dance floor

i am a machine that turns peanut butter into yard work