guys dont give me 1 beer i cant be trusted with 1 beer what fhe fuck happened to me i used to be cool

id be like 100 times more powerful if i ever proofread the things i say on the internet

on that note i may as well call in my games tier list updated to 2025. I really, really wanted Unbeatable on here but considering the game keeps soft locking on me AND my controller is broken, so, whatever. A - S tiers, these are all the games I love and are a pretty good indicator of my tastes

Here's my imitation of Jamie Jam on January 30th, 2026: hmmmm im thinking of starting one of those media threads........

Game: monkey asks 2 Console: Nintendo DS Created by: monkys Uploaded on: December 7th, 2008

is this anything #Pokemon

This game man

i dont really love metal music but i love metal flavoured music

i can't go to vegas dude

some of yall live in loony goonland not namin names

I think my cat is starting to intentionally step on my keyboard when I'm away because she's realized that when she does that things happen on the screen

If you're the kind of person who enjoys playing tinkering around with mods, I highly recommend picking up FF7 now while it's only $4.79. We know surprisingly little about this updated version, from its compatibility, to its script. The Shinra Archaeology Cut + Ninostyle models is my recommendation.

Every friend group needs one person who's gained cryptid status by just being a really chill guy

does anyone wanna pay me for doing nothing

i just found out that the mari link i have in my bio leads to a 404 what HAPPENED

honestly this might be one of the best northernlion rants i've ever heard. the egg strikes again

The TOP TOOTHPASTES for fans of YURI (media with intimate relationships between female characters) #yuri

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I'd love to talk about the United States flag if that flag didn't have a lot of very unfortunate associations tied to it right now

Is white a valid option for favourite colour, yes or no

this will be Tomodachi life in 2014

“Noise” (2024)

found out about the new tomadachi life by the people on my timeline just yelling "HOLY NON BINARY"

i got my morning mild trauma dump and then i even got my 3 hours of almost normal socialization so i think i deserve this roughly 5 hours of deflating in silence

My favorite pieces from 2024

i get why they named it after My Immortal now. I would also write a historically bad fanfiction to this song.

my stupid chud children #Pokemon

guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today

Who else up accepting that toxicity lives deep in you and the only way you'll get it out is by staying good, kind, loving and understanding on the outside until the poison goes away

“I told him there porn of a bug in hollow knight and In his shocked state, he asked to see it. Sensing the value of the humour in this situation I began to search up "hollow knight white lady r34" now this is where the fuck up starts.”

Who else up realizing that when the only thing you know is counterstrikes and sabotage, the only target left when everyone's gone and the dust is settled will be yourself to cannibalize

Who else up realizing it takes a lot more time and effort to build a bridge than it takes to burn one

Who else up realizing that the reason they feel so terrible all the time is because you've been slowly killing all your good qualities in the name of self preservation but you can never kill the need to love and be loved by people who care about you, even if you can kill the want for it

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

fine ill try deftones again

my "inner child" is 45 years old and she demands peach moscato + deal or no deal on the TV

Who else is up realizing that their habit to constantly play imagined criticisms and insults from everyone you know are a result of your parents setting the expectation that everyone will see the worst in you at all times and you need to be prepared to answer for it to survive

I don't horny post or post horny thoughts because they are unnecessary. My only thoughts are of the blade and of revenge.

My baby called "memory" a "remembery" last night in case you needed to hear something cute tonight

oh yeah idk if anyone noticed but it looks like custom subtitles on youtube are BACK, and out of ALL the videos i could've found this out from:

I SOLVED Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: The Alphabet Song Theory

Toys “R” Us - Scott the Wah