If y'all *ever* want to know what my daily life as a 6'5" individual is like...this is a direct quote from one of my tables tonight: "I'll let you guess how much weight I gained since covid if you let me guess how tall you are?" Like... no... Stop just ask me!!

Tan line is coming in, watch this space

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All I want is a four day Molly Bender at Lollapalooza where I wear slutty, fun clothes and sing and dance to my pop girlies. At my age, it would probably kill me. But I deserve it!!

Forgive me Gays and Theys... For the outrageous amount of money I made off selling my extra Ariana Grande ticket... Just know that money is going towards paying for Lollapalooza. And the first time I've done this 😭🥺😭

It’s Monday. Again.

Music, Fashion, Film coming out a week before Lolla is making me more feral.

Busser at work: "what happened papi? You look so sad. So tired."

Everyone is being a bully to me on Tertis 99 😞

Dirty Dew?! You best believe I bought it. I'll try it tomorrow and report back

Finally finished off my large container of @batorbalm.bsky.social, now who's got some spit to help finish *me* off?

Y'all got me fully bricked up this morning #fcf

I've gotten to the point at work where the service bartender will sneak me a lil shift drink at the end of my shift which I love... But through a series of unfortunate events... Said shift drink is a Shirley Temple with Tequila... Idk how to change this so it's something less gross hahahahaha

Whiskey n Princess Donut n Roof

Mood

beautiful…fly….hot…..and sexy

Been a minute 👋

Let's gooooo

Tonight was so much fun 😊

Absolutely aching to breed

Ok let's do this

Bouncing my fat ass on your greasy cock all day. Let me be your little slut

Y'all, I finally buckled and bought the world's ugliest Hoka work shoes... But I need the upgrade...

Fat n furry for this #fcf

Love visiting Blacks Beach #FCF #NSFW #Uncut #Softcock

Beyond excited for a long weekend #fcf

Fat n furry for this #fcf

It's fun going to a concert and being excited for certain songs, but then during the concert a song out of left field fully activates you and you're dancing your ass off! Rose Gray was so much fun last night

Hungover so... Ya know... Horny as fuck...

I'm actually pretty disappointed with how many of my friends were unavailable to, at the drop of a hat, go to a concert on a Wednesday night...

Nice

Pretty in 🎀

Well not MY library 😅

This year's first Rooftop Whiskey and Music and Vape! I'm blasting Rose Gray in preparation for seeing her on Wednesday 🙂‍↕️

I nearly destroyed myself working 8 shifts last week, with a double Saturday and Sunday but good lord it was the perfect week for it because I made so. much. money.

Someone on the train is on their way to the beach and I'm on my way to work and I hate it...

Add made for sitting on faces

:: giggling and kicking my feet ::

Someone wants to say hi to your prostate #fcf

"break my bed to make me want to stay" Iconic lyric

Happy Humpday 🍑 #humpday #NSFW

Hey boys

My most listened to numbers are truly rookie and my first played song is embarrassing so this is all you crazies are getting

Collecting donations ( WIP )

TOVE LO TOUR!!!

Last night of sleeping like a top (new bedframe arriving soon).

So against *all* odds and my zero expectations due to dead-dog depression... I got my 4 day Lollapalooza ticket from the waitlist AND secured a place to crash at that isn't a $600 a night hotel... So I guess that means it's time for me to lock in? Ugh damn. I guess I can't rot this summer...