Me literally every two minutes of my shift tonight "Pinky up"

For best results, daily injections are recommended #fcf

As always, gotta balance out the politics talk with peen 🤭🤪😂 Happy #FCF to those that celebrate 😈

For best results, daily injections are recommended #fcf

Come eat it for awhile, rub your beard on it, spit on it and then stick your dick in #humpday

Last night's edging felt incredible 🤤

I haven't cum since Friday 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

😮‍💨

Apparently, I don’t show my ass enough…

Not one of the new hosts at work coming in with her friends high, acting rude to the server, one of their friends fell asleep at the table, and tipping 12%... 🫪

In today's episode of big-back lunch: Smoke shack double with fries and a large dr. Pepper. Now a levain cookie

Your eggs are gonna be overflowing with cream when I'm done with you #SundayCumDay

suck on em

First pole Whoops, I mean first post*

Me, at sea

The last #FCF of year has to be special 😈

I believe a dry April is gonna happen. I need to lock in and pretend that I'm going to Lollapalooza and start saving and get my gym routine back to where I was before the cruise

My hump day rebuttal

Can I look up at you like this when I suck your cock? 🤩

This morning's mood: take a lap around the block to avoid having an interaction with a vague acquaintance who walked in 20 seconds before I did

Missin' him so much We both look kinda crazy here 😅

Two compliments from strangers on my Oh Mary shirt today 😎

Chat, who do I listen to first, Robyn or Slayyyter?!

Pray for me for this shift. I'm not emotionally, physically, or mentally ready 🫩🫩🫩

Curved for your pleasure #fcf

I was *chosen* by the Dolphin tonight 😳😲🤯

Zara was simply incredible 😍😍😍

Currently

lazy butt 😴

two views— happy Thursday.

Somehow almost all my concert friends are either super short or no longer want to be in crowds to get close... I'm gonna have to be doing my own and getting in the thick of it... Piss everyone off behind me with my height 🤷

I'm going to a strip club tonight and idk what to wear... 🤔🤔🤔

Work from home attire today.

youtu.be/fTSqeaLGgH0?... Hi! Watch the first :15s or so 👀🙋🤭

Let's grab you a seat and get you comfortable

Be a good boy and keep that mouth open and that tongue out for me for #SundayCumDay

Bush on main

A lil throwback #FCF from the cruise

peace, love, and creampies.

Now hiring: pool boy for #fcf

A lil throwback #FCF from the cruise

It tastes... salty.

First I didn't get my Lollapalooza ticket, then the correct elliptical machines at the gym were all in us and I had to use the gross ones. Worst. Day. Ever.