Got chased by dogs twice while walking mine. Thinking about getting a bigger dog… to protect me, my dog, and my dignity.

Almost forgot to wish y'all amazing people the best of 2025! Lots of joy to you all ✌️

Life isn’t just about paying bills and clocking out. You were born to create, connect, and thrive. Explore what sparks your passion, nurture your purpose, and lean into what makes you feel alive. Your soul wasn’t made for autopilot—embrace the journey and make it extraordinary.

I need my therapist to explain why I’m always so excited for trips, yet I pack last minute like I’m auditioning for a stress-inducing reality show. Is this adrenaline, chaos, or just a quirky way of living on the edge... of forgetting my passport?

724 so now you know.

Finally, I put up my Christmas tree. Clearly I have little or no artistic molecules in me but I tried and my heart is full (that's what matters 🫠) Gifts will be underneath the tree very soon, mostly books 📚 and 🍷 plus 🍪 and other mystery items ♥️ Merry Christmas, y'all 🫶

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It's officially Cat vs Christmas tree season.. Somewhere, someone is googling "how to keep the cat away from Christmas tree for the 10th time" 🐈 😻 😺

When you get a text from work during the weekend 😎

Pleading insanity in small claims court.

Your Honor, my defense is simple: I lost my mind… and my receipt 🫣

Instead of looking at others and thinking, 'I wish that was me,' look within and declare, 'I can do that too!

Do it anyway!

Thinking of you 🤗

I Love Christmas 🎄

Plus, causing or plotting chaos.

Not to bring the mood down, but while searching for something else in my phone I just came across a message from a friend who is not alive anymore, and it does knock the breath out of you for a second so, don't know, feel free to text someone who IS around and have a chat.

If I can have breakfast for dinner (which I totally enjoy, by the way), why can’t I have dinner for breakfast? Or is that privilege reserved only for Thanksgiving and Christmas leftovers? 🤔

Pizza craving this morning, so I decided to have some for breakfast.. People are judging me 🤦‍♀️...like pancakes are so superior, or did I commit a crime against toast?

You dropping an album or another plague?

Hoping for a smooth flight only to get a front row seat to Planes: The Musical, featuring toddlers and snorers in perfect disharmony 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Good morning, The world’s on a chaotic ride, so grab your coffee and hang on tight! ☕️

That musky elony algorithm

Damn, what a price toupée

Management proly decided his hairline wasn’t the only thing that needed to be cut back..hair today, gone tomorrow 👋

What in the plagues of Egypt is this monster?

Bro’s not a locust, he’s a pilot who took a wrong turn on his way back to Jupiter 👽

Wonderland or This Love!

South Korea President Yoon declares martial law, slams domestic opponents - www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

unidentified man on loudspeaker announced national assembly voted to block martial law. everyone cheered and then the loudspeaker played the worst music imaginable. just the most based korean energy.

1. Breath, Eyes, Memory- Edwidge Danticat* 2. Night- Elie Wiesel 3. Girl, Interrupted- Susanna Kaysen 4. The Joy Luck Club- Amy Tan 5. The Lesson- Cadwell Turnbull* * indicates Black author

6. The Ruins- Scott Smith 7. Their Eyes Were Watching God- Zora Neale Hurston* 8. Dark Matter- Blake Crouch 9. Midwives- Chris Bohjalian 10. ‘Salem’s Lot- Stephen King

Hey #BookSky and #BlackSky! 📚✨ Please share your favorite books—fiction, and especially those with historical or political themes. Share your recommendations and let’s grow our reading lists together! Merci in advance! 👏"

As 👏 it 👏 should 👏

Cold weather is the perfect excuse for cookies. You need the layers of fat to match the layers of sweaters 😶‍🌫️

The cutest are always shy 😍

Any day. Any time.

‘The Tortured Poets Department’ by Taylor Swift is now certified x6 Platinum. (RIAA)

One thing about me is I’m gonna stay home and enjoy my rent

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do you also sometimes dream of being semi-rich just so that you can donate to, commission or shop from every artist you see online

These fellows say the most diverse country in the world is UGANDA – really surprised me🤭😳

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Spent the week as part of the delegation discussing interventions for intellectual property in Africa. We are moving away from the one size fits all systems to develop one that draws from Africa's unique challenges and opportunities. #AddToBlackSky #BlackSky