The overwhelming spooktober urge to download all 50-60 Amityville films..

If it’s worth banning, it’s worth owning. #BannedBooksWeek

One of the funniest things out of the past couple of weeks on Bluesky is how @for.shame.wtf created a labeler to expose people who follow prominent assholes, and then got bent out of shape when people used it to shame a Bluesky admin for following a prominent asshole.

Unfortunately. 😂

If you're someone who joins a new discord server and immediately start DMing random people going "hey how are you doing buddy??" completely unprompted: I hope someone fucks your urethra with a knitting needle today.

Lil ghost in a pumpkin! #art #halloween #queerartist

Alright early morning grocery time *sucks the soul out of the vape pen*

Books remind us who we are and what we can become. Keep reading, keep questioning, keep the light on. 📚✨ #Libraries #Readers

One of those feel good posts in a hateful world.

Make it stop.

Drawbacks to being autistic with an autistic spouse: You eat a *lot* of the same foods *quite* often. Benefits? You get real fucking good at making mushroom florentine pasta this shit is good lmao

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

It hurts to communicate with someone who is so fucking stupid you can smell the inbreeding in their genes 🤦‍♂️

Waiting for the repair guy to show up since Thursday and about 5 mins away from going down to the landlords office and fist fucking an answer outta someone as to why I'm still waiting.

The Yankees know they're supposed to be playing baseball right? XD #bluejays

Absolutely rocking at the Dome for Game 2 of the ALDS We are set for baseball in Toronto on a scintillating Sunday. Jays vs Yankees right now. Enjoy it sports fans.

Have we finally seen the last of summer's 30°C heat in Ontario? Well, most likely not. We have a good chance of seeing it happen again on Sunday. #ONwx www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...

George Carlin would never have taken blood money to perform comedy for a Saudi Arabian tyrant.

Canadian checking in: y u p

Random artwork of the day: Tsathoggua www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3824...

Sy Snoodle's new album just dropped! 🥰

Time to bunny up! 🐰

I'm gonna stop reading the news and just read Fortean Times instead. Seems more grounded and realistic.

If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime

Picard management tip: Don't just be yourself. Be the best version of yourself. Recall who you were on your best day. Be that person again.

Don't worry about not fitting in, because fitting in isn't an important part of your life. Be proud of being different♡ Your life is shining🌈

*opens office window for some fresh morning air* *gets serenades by the wails of the damned from across the street* *calls police to report another potential OD*

October! That means it's charity fundraising time! As always I'll be screaming for charity, playing scary games and terrifying myself for your entertainment! All donations, subs, bits, tips coming in during October 1-31st will be collected and sent to the Oasis Society in November, with receipts!

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Fucking repair guy needs to show up right now so the ADHD waiting paralysis can go away.

okay i laughed source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...

Happy October. You've all written your letters to the great pumpkin haven't you? 🎃

Just checking in while I prep some lunch, anyone [REDACTED DUE TO BLUESKY's DELICATE MODERATION STANDARDS] him through the fucking head yet?

The kids are all right!

Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Executive Branch. If the government shuts down and you honestly think Democrats are to blame, you're the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

Woo Steam Sale! *begins process of choice paralysis resulting in the purchase of nothing*

David Cross folks.

A little Vulcan wisdom. 🖖

idgaf about anyone's 'BuT tHe QuAliTy oF ThE sHoW' shit I am down for this even if it's been 20 years since the last one fuck I am old. But The Simpsons been there for me since I was 5. I'm down.

My long standing tradition of not giving EA a penny of my money since 2006ish continues!

Groceries done, bank done, bathroom cleanup mostly done. Time for a muffin and a movie. #horror #filmsky #wehavesuchsightstoshowyou

Great, the upstairs neighbors bathroom flooded and now is leaking into my bathroom through the ceiling.

One of the worst problems we have to struggle with as a society are people who are dumb as 1980s calcified dogshit not knowing they are dumb as 1980s calcified dogshit.

Drawback to making a bunch of cookies: you try to eat all the cookies.

Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender. No one can infringe on the ability to express love Something so simple has become complicated in our world Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly. we have love♡

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.

"they're making the office magic the gathering cards" may be the whitest sentence on earth what the fuck man