I’m taking my cat to get fixed tomorrow and I would like to get fixed as well while we are at considering every time it’s shark week I feel like my organs are falling out

watched wicked for good i fear i’m not ever recovering and i’m going to need several business days to process the emotions i feel

Congress be like let’s terrorize the American people and the resign at the right time to get a pension

Apparently the internet decided to go in and out at work and make my job really hard to do today

No good dead will I do🎶 ever agaaaaaaaain

It amazes me that they got 2 hours and some odd minutes for both half’s of my favorite musical ever created because the total playtime itself with Act 1 & 2 is only 2 hours and 45 minutes itself.

The next time my coworker says “what are you typing a book for over there?” the next time I write a detailed report about a customer complaint I’m going to say “getting carpal tunnel apparently” 🤣

Men be like can we be friends? No you’ll just make a secret acct to harass me when I inevitably reject you lol

My body is a machine that turns yummy food in to explosive diarrhea

She saw the face of my past life and I saw hers. What a beautiful thing 🎃❤️

Someone called me for my ex asking if he wanted to sell his property and I said “I don’t even talk to that fucker anymore this is a violation of my privacy” lmao but I should’ve said yes and seen if it start the process of selling his property 💀☠️

I ordered a TADC shirt and I’m so very excited

Introducing new hires to the office like “that’s the art club when we aren’t on calls basically, we do projects and trade me… except for that one over there she think she sees shadow people and we stopped talking to her when she started oversharing about her Hulk crush and green dildos”

WHY ARE THERE TWENTY PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW SOS THE NEW GIRL LIKES TO PARTY APPARENTLY

Is this brain fog perimenopause or long covid or POTS or depression or exhaustion or ADHD or grief or capitalism or burnout or patriarchy or stress or...

Alexa, tell my chronic illness to stop it

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Staying toxic is realizing they called me a whore, fat, a bitch, cunt, but never ugly 😂😭

Me because there really was never any control over the day lol

Customers be like “CAN I BRING THE VEHICLE IN TOMORROW?” Meanwhile it’s… on fire??

That’s it. You’re going in the jar

Just let people live in whatever reality they’ve chosen for themselves ig

All billionaires were created equal- off the backs of other workers

My friend I live with who I have a ginormous crush on had her ex boyfriend over last night and now I understand the extensive amount of jealousy men feel over being in the friend zone lol

Why are we texting a car dealership details of your football game

Ladies don’t ever let a man go down on you until you inspected that mouth thoroughly and you know he’s brushed his teeth 😭 this the uti from HELL

Trying to convince my grieving mother today the hospital should be sued for medical negligence for ignoring her stroke before she passed. That’s WHY she passed. Not fun times here lately

Me when a man pops off with the worst politics ever

Me when a man pops off with the worst politics ever

Neurodivergents or aceta-Americans?

Twitter will be nice again if all the religious people get raptured.

I draw the line at Donald Trump fanaticism lol.

“I know insecurity is unattractive. I hate this side of me. I don’t really hate this side of me. I think other people will hate it so I hate it preemptively to ward off the unbearable feeling of having my shortcomings pointed out by other people.”

Me to my Christian mother: “the rapture is tomorrow. Be prepared” Mom: “you know darn well it’s not child” 😂

Figured out I’m getting chronically sick again because there’s mold growing in the basement of the house I live in. Between that and just the awful social dynamic my roommate creates here, I really need to find a place to go and I have the money to now but apartment places never call back

I feel like my grandma’s passing undid months and months of self work I did and now I’m completely splitting on everyone and trying to control it.

The only “social” I want right now is my podcast about socialism

I’m splitting on everyone lately because I feel like I’ve been left to deal with my shit alone without any care from anybody. Psychologically retracting from most anybody.

pro tip: sleep fixes everything

The supposedly Christian Right's response to the violence that took Charlie Kirk (a violence they claim is abhorrent) is to call for greater violence against—well, everyone who doesn't align with them politically and theologically, apparently.

Sometimes grief just hits you and that’s all you carry in your heart for that moment

One guy with a shitty podcast is murdered and there’s billboards all over town mourning his death but a democratic leader was murdered in cold blood not long ago and no one bats an eye. I’m sorry I don’t feel grief from Charli I just don’t. I feel for his family though.

Sea of becoming, ocean of healing, Dreams help me see what my soul is revealing, Water of life, essence of Love, Rain down upon us from above

Just because a person is okay today, it doesn't mean they'll be okay tomorrow. Mental illness can strike at any time. So please don't say “well you were okay yesterday”, because it doesn't care about timing. And a person smiling doesn't mean they're suffering any less. Be kind 🖤

Charlie Kirk’s biggest unfulfilled wish was for the Trump Administration to release all documents un-redacted and relating to the Epstein files. Republicans, do not let Charlie’s dream die with him.

Cut off the most harmful friend in my life yesterday. It sucks and tbh I’ll probably think about him lots and how much I miss and love him but it’s what’s better for me