I know this is #1,999 on the list of important things but dumbass brought it up. Is there anyone who can explain to dumbass that kickoff returns in the NFL are up about 3x with the new rules? I think he just doesn’t understand the rules.

So Megyn Kelly thinks criticizing Trump or Charlie Kirk a “blaspheme?” I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means. Or does she consider them both “religiously sacred?”

Really hope we’re at the point where more and more people begin to see how fragile and deceitful and desperate this administration is, how it’s engaging in manipulation and lies in a desperate effort to drum up support and distract from its weaknesses and failures. This is all so pathetic.

lulz

Michelangelo born 1475 Newton 1643 Mozart 1756 Darwin 1809 Tesla 1856 Einstein 1879 From contemporaneous accounts, researchers have speculated that each may have been on the autism spectrum. Although Tylenol was prescribed for children in 1955, it wasn’t available OTC until 1960. Notice anything?

Stephen Miller gave a speech that was nearly 100% plagiarised from Joseph Goebbels. Please stop telling us that the whole MAGA/Trump movement is not Nazism. We’ve always known it was.

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.

Dammit I overslept did I miss the Rapture?

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

Rep Crockett would do it and say kiss my Black ass at the same time. AOC. If you want courage look to Black women they’ve taken shit from every direction their entire lives.

find me another Dem that wouldn't be too afraid to do this. seriously.

Gavin Newsom Trolls Chump......

"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

Interesting. Charlie preached that women should not have careers or be in business, and should focus only on raising children and serving their husbands. Yet another douchy opinion that was apparently more performative than substantive.

Had a dream last night that a famous agency hired me to produce a spot and in the end I found out it was for a scene in a prestige TV show where the character is in a shitty commercial

My Impostor Syndrome was recently deemed valid by an objective panel of industry experts.

Hi I'm Axl Rose, welcome to Dave & Busters. We've got fun and games!

This guy’s a great follow, with hilariously bizarre posts, and then something like this. Love the content duality.

Guys it makes me feel bad when you talk about logging off, can you take that convo offline?

Snapping windows is lowkey goated when explorer is the vibe

The greenhouse is currently hosting lots of tachinid flies, feeding on the nectar from Malabar Spinach flowers. They are considered a beneficial insect as pollinators and for laying eggs on or in caterpillars, hopefully the cabbage worms I've been fighting in here.

How long until Trump says “I prefer actors who were manly men like Clark Gable and Kevin Sorbo, not some tree huger like Robert Redford.”

SEC? CBS Big Ten? ABC/ESPN Big 12/PAC 12? Some Fox, some late night ESPN ACC? ESPN early games and NBC when an ACC team goes to play ND What was so hard about this? (Shhh $$$$$$$$$)

“I hope he gets the death penalty," Trump said. "What he did − Charlie Kirk was the finest person." In another time, Walter Cronkite would have a bulleted list of horrible things Kirk had said and recite them slowly and so clearly that we would just know he thought he was repugnant.

Need more focus on the giant check for the “fully depreciated” girl. For one thing I can easily hear Trumps saying, “She’s not even a virgin anymore I know Epstein already got her” and demanding 10% off the asking price 🤮

Someone just blinked

Don’t tell me Ortega has been thrown into the plot of “Arena”

@realsrd2020.bsky.social okay I haven’t seen a post from you in a couple weeks and I see in your timeline you’ve been posting your ass off. How does this happen?

My old teaching buddy just told me we lost another one—now 24 kids lost, this time by a trigger happy security guard

Watching Game Day and Coach Corso just articulated my teaching philosophy as “leaving pieces of you behind.” I always said “my students are messages I send to the future,” but it’s a very similar take.

I was a history major and a social studies teacher. When we read from primary sources written in the years before the civil war, we heard the same things we’re hearing from the GOP today. And we know how that turned out

He always betrays

Celebrating Bo’s 30th! Got to see all three boys and baby Brooks

This is the Kennedy Center in past years right before the Kennedy Center Honors. Are we taking bets as to whether or not my it’s lit the same this year? No we already know

History project: Determine which of the First Ladies throughout history would have equaled or exceeded their husband as President. I mean, 21st century FLs coming in strong and one of them is even a former sex worker

Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Iowa, Ohio each have at least one Republican senator, yet Obama won them both times. Operation flip the senate encourages strong candidates to move, enter races, and try to save the country.

For their next trick, MAGA will parse things until Trump “is an ephebophiliac which is actually awesome cuz Mary was 15 when she had Jesus so it’s exactly like trump is god, which is nice.”

And one of them bought me this shirt…

My second youngest in GA

I’ve made it my personal mission to bring manners back. I’m failing

Sweets for the sweet

On the beach with grandma and Brooksie

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

In 2075, if the Supreme Court is still alive, they will hear case involving marriage between humans and androids. More than 59% of Americans will support these marriages, but the lawsuit will involve laws stating only “male/female couples will be permitted to marry.”