When I saw James Madison was gonna play Oregon I didn’t know they meant the actual guy.

#GVerse This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈

I told my DiL she’s not going to hell for laughing, but Santa is taking another look at that list of his. 🤣

Is there a chance that players who want to follow Kiffin to LSU bail before their first playoff game? I wonder about Chambliss. Or if players who are draft eligible will just shut it down and move on. This would really suck.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

In honor of the return of Stranger Things here’s two Halloween throwbacks. Yes, they’re my sons and yes, I’m proud of their creativity!

Supreme Court issues emergency order to block full SNAP food aid payments apnews.com/article/snap...

'Made the crime far worse': Severity of Trump's classified docs incident revealed in new book - Alternet.org

Dems, repeat after me: "It is pathetic to see this sick, old, clearly confused, likely dying old man being trotted out like a trained monkey by his Project 2025 handlers to play President. It is clear he lacks the cognitive capacity for the job."

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I heard there was a falling anvil and tunnel painted on a rock involved as well

Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case apnews.com/article/trum...

Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire apnews.com/article/gaza...

Turning Point USA SB Halftime Show monthly Spotify streams: KRock 5.7 MM Nugent 1.2 MM TTritt 4.4 MM JAldean 1.2 MM Greenwood 400k Forgigato Blow 100k John Rich 11 no, I mean LITERALLY 11 Bad Bunny had ~81 MM in September, has topped 100 MM and has over 1.2 BILLION total Suck it Mike Johnson

I know this is #1,999 on the list of important things but dumbass brought it up. Is there anyone who can explain to dumbass that kickoff returns in the NFL are up about 3x with the new rules? I think he just doesn’t understand the rules.

So Megyn Kelly thinks criticizing Trump or Charlie Kirk a “blaspheme?” I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means. Or does she consider them both “religiously sacred?”

Really hope we’re at the point where more and more people begin to see how fragile and deceitful and desperate this administration is, how it’s engaging in manipulation and lies in a desperate effort to drum up support and distract from its weaknesses and failures. This is all so pathetic.

lulz

Michelangelo born 1475 Newton 1643 Mozart 1756 Darwin 1809 Tesla 1856 Einstein 1879 From contemporaneous accounts, researchers have speculated that each may have been on the autism spectrum. Although Tylenol was prescribed for children in 1955, it wasn’t available OTC until 1960. Notice anything?

Stephen Miller gave a speech that was nearly 100% plagiarised from Joseph Goebbels. Please stop telling us that the whole MAGA/Trump movement is not Nazism. We’ve always known it was.

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.

Dammit I overslept did I miss the Rapture?

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

Rep Crockett would do it and say kiss my Black ass at the same time. AOC. If you want courage look to Black women they’ve taken shit from every direction their entire lives.

find me another Dem that wouldn't be too afraid to do this. seriously.

Gavin Newsom Trolls Chump......

"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."

Interesting. Charlie preached that women should not have careers or be in business, and should focus only on raising children and serving their husbands. Yet another douchy opinion that was apparently more performative than substantive.

Had a dream last night that a famous agency hired me to produce a spot and in the end I found out it was for a scene in a prestige TV show where the character is in a shitty commercial

My Impostor Syndrome was recently deemed valid by an objective panel of industry experts.

Hi I'm Axl Rose, welcome to Dave & Busters. We've got fun and games!

This guy’s a great follow, with hilariously bizarre posts, and then something like this. Love the content duality.

Guys it makes me feel bad when you talk about logging off, can you take that convo offline?

Snapping windows is lowkey goated when explorer is the vibe

The greenhouse is currently hosting lots of tachinid flies, feeding on the nectar from Malabar Spinach flowers. They are considered a beneficial insect as pollinators and for laying eggs on or in caterpillars, hopefully the cabbage worms I've been fighting in here.

How long until Trump says “I prefer actors who were manly men like Clark Gable and Kevin Sorbo, not some tree huger like Robert Redford.”

SEC? CBS Big Ten? ABC/ESPN Big 12/PAC 12? Some Fox, some late night ESPN ACC? ESPN early games and NBC when an ACC team goes to play ND What was so hard about this? (Shhh $$$$$$$$$)

“I hope he gets the death penalty," Trump said. "What he did − Charlie Kirk was the finest person." In another time, Walter Cronkite would have a bulleted list of horrible things Kirk had said and recite them slowly and so clearly that we would just know he thought he was repugnant.

Need more focus on the giant check for the “fully depreciated” girl. For one thing I can easily hear Trumps saying, “She’s not even a virgin anymore I know Epstein already got her” and demanding 10% off the asking price 🤮

Someone just blinked

Don’t tell me Ortega has been thrown into the plot of “Arena”

@realsrd2020.bsky.social okay I haven’t seen a post from you in a couple weeks and I see in your timeline you’ve been posting your ass off. How does this happen?