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My wife went to a meeting last night and I wasn't hungry at dinner time, but around 8pm I made a grilled cheese sandwich, and it has laid in my stomach like a brick all night. That's what getting old is about: grilled cheese sandwich hangovers.

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Well, as much as it pains me to say this, it's time to hang up on the worldwide interweb and go to work. Good day, all.

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Haven't had a deuce in a while. Wordle 1,765 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Bluesky appears to be having technical issues.

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Fcking pollen is eroding my sanity. It's worse than it's ever been. I just went to Walmart and bought a Navage machine. It actually helps.

Next, trump will announce that he's ordered the military to begin bombardment throughout the Middle East including Israel, civilian targets, ships at sea, & US installations, & the destruction will continue until Iran decides to play ball. How do you say, "You can't make this shit up!" in Farsi?

In an attempt to muscle Iran into agreeing to an agreement they already agreed to with Barrack Obama, trump says the US will shut down the Strait of Hormuz, which Iran has already done. Did I get that right?

Gas up today and do some maintenance on your 401(k).

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People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

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Well, time to go be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender. Good day, all.

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Time to shower, shave, and shuffle off to work. Happy Hump Day, friends.

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I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Taco supreme. www.bbc.com/news/live/c5...

trump is facing his worst nightmare: to be humiliated on the world stage. Bad news, asshole, it's already happened, and you can't get that toothpaste back in the tube.

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Off to work. Have a great day, all.

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Just did my taxes and had to write a check to a corrupt, failing government I do not support. On the bright side, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Easter memory: I went fishing on a limestone boulder jetty when I was 17. After a while and catching no fish, I thought I'd take a swim, dove in the water, and cut my head and arm on a rock. Dazed, I swam to the other side of the pass and emerged from the water covered in blood...

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If the 14th Amendment wasn't meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd Amendment wasn't meant for modern arms. You can't have it both ways.

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Time for work, hope everyone has a great day.

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Simultaneously hilarious, accurate, disillusioning, and sad AF. ICYMI

The director of our local library was fired after refusing to relocate 132 children's books with LGBTQ+ subjects to the adult section, in violation of the First Amendment rights of everyone who walks into the library. Please help if you can. gofund.me/6b3b52942

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We just went to see "Project Hail Mary". I give it ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐.

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