If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️

The quarter finals of the #worldcup have been a bit tame so far - hoping for more chaos and risk taking in the remaining two games

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Time for everyone to step aside and let @countbinface.bsky.social run as the only other candidate against Farage

Brazil v Norway is very much living up to the Simpsons soccer joke

Norway seem to be employing the odd tactic of playing Haaland up front but refusing to pass to him

The stutter penalty looks so bad when the keeper doesn’t move

Big beneficiary of the Raise the Flags protest in Shrewsbury today seemed to be vape shops and Chinese flag manufacturers. Very funny lot

Surprisingly windy afternoon in the garden. If anyone in South Shrewsbury finds an empty compost bag in their garden I’m sorry

Anthony Gordon

I do love a chaotic game like this

England - avoid a difficult last 16 tie with Mexico by getting knocked out in the previous round

Hopefully Wimbledon can get back to normal now

Germany defence

Probably in the minority but probably for the best Stokes is retiring. England’s approach to batting in tests is just getting tedious

Imagine having to pay hundreds to watch England at the World Cup then be subjected to Oasis tracks at the end. Trumps America truly horrific

England are really bad at football aren’t they

Once bumped into Guy Garvey in a bee colony at Glastonbury

Wonder if they will show my rendition of My Way with a guy on stilts from the Sensation Seekers stage in 2016? #glastonbury #bbc2

Glastonbury gems on #bbc2 tonight - likely to be a whole lot of headliners I missed as I was wandering round the greenfield at midnight

Just shy of 37 degrees in Somerset. Thank the stars no Glastonbury this year it would have been unsafe in this weather

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

Beth Orton live on 6 Music right now is pretty perfect for a sunny summers day

Easy to forget most England group games are boring draws after the excitement of the Croatia match

My deep love of Glastonbury festival would have been seriously tested if it was on this year. No walk up to the Park Hill that’s for sure

They should play that sad music from the end of The Incredible Hulk every time a Prime Minister leaves office

McCoist comment that “he isn't sure what Hakimi has done to upset the locals but he's done something" might just be the stupidest piece of commentary ever

Heads to bed already

Reform taking election defeat well then #bbcbreakfast

Optimism levels rising. Which is always bad in football

England’s defence so far

Guessing that “leave Kane a free run and header at corners” wasn’t in the Croatia tactics pre match

Will never be comfortable with any England side trying to play out from the back. Always looks like a mistake waiting to happen

'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'

Not watched any World Cup games - is it as bad as it sounds from the match reports?

The Government announcing improvements on internet safety on X is a bit jarring

Quick visit to see an old friend in Somerset

Great day in Wells visiting historic sites and even met some swans. But avoided any contact with NWA #thegreatergood

The #farageriots come round earlier every year

Best bus stop in all of England

Worse penalty ever

Glad Arsenal are winning but this is a very very dull match so far

Managers Slot available at Liverpool

Tony Blair to be banned from intervening in politics for until he can obtain a new UN Security Council resolution. #VoteBinface #Makerfield

All thing considered I’m thinking a damp 13 degree bank holiday isn’t such a bad thing

#Legends on Netflix is one of the best dramas I’ve seen for a long time helped by a brilliant late 80s early 90s soundtrack and great cast

House Martins are back over the house - good to see their return

New: Job ad: :Shropshire Supports Refugees (SSR) are recruiting an IAA Level 2 Casework Advisor

So Unite the Kingdom march couldn’t even unite themselves today

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️