BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

We've played exactly one game.

Look not upon the unholy acts that I am about to commit. I do this not in the name of Humanity, but in the name of Science. To see past that which nature has wrought, and bring us into a new era of decadence that only man can, and will, ever achieve.

I don't use my 3-D printer enough to buy a newer second one. I don't use my 3-D printer enough to buy a newer second one. I don't use my 3-D printer enough to buy a newer second one. I don't use my 3-D printer enough to buy a newer second one. I don't use my 3-D printer enough...

lalalala, listening to another Casey Johnston interview because she's great also random dudes demanding arm wrestles is the most relatable thing to me

Do all Earth microwaves in hotels have this sort of threatening aura?

Some rabbits @rourkie.bsky.social

This goat was very affectionate and kept rubbing up against my leg which was 1 - lovely 2- causing her horn to hook around my knee and rub its point riiiiiiight into the tender flesh of the back of my knee and my hamstring

@triangledelta.bsky.social is an animal whisperer.

2 rabbits become 5!

This is absolutely a trap in the style of Jumanji but at $3 I can't resist this bargain.

Triangles are things I'm actively working on/trying to be better about. Otherwise...? ...chat, we're cooked.

Post your warning sign

up late on may 1st? Have some reverse mermaids

this rabbit can balance a pint on his head??

Post your warning sign

Thar they be

Holy crap, folks! It's happening! Lonely Chapter 1 is now available to order! i'm so proud of the work that @dbruinart.bsky.social and I have done on this. I can't wait for folks to read it! www.fenrispublishing.com/product.php?...

Turns out I’m bad at remembering colors. Worse than you? dialed.gg?c=4RYW7D

DEDUCTIVE LOGICO SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE UNFORTUNATE DEMISE OF THE PREACHER Murdle for 5/6/2026 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:4️⃣4️⃣ ⚖️ 👤 murdle.com

Colorfle 1471 (Hard mode) 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 My average color accuracy was 87.2%!

DOGDLE #53 🟢 Won in 2 dogdle.org

thingdle #30 6/6 💀 Survivor "I help you reach places you can't get to on your own." 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ thingdle.app/en/thingdle

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Slightly spicy pork and rice cabbage rolls. #ThisIsWhyIAmFat

Do people see Gray and Grey as different colours? I see Gray as warm and red-tinged, and Grey as cool and blue-tinged.

I truly love having zero access to my own medical results. This is my favorite thing in the whole fucking world. (I'm fine, I'm just extremely angry right now.)

I really REALLY hate medical protocol... x.x

Some other photos from our dinner tonight.

Believe in magic

Hand Stretches - Remember to do them.

New story I've been working on for about a decade now and have decided it's finally good enough to post (or I'm just sick of working on it LOL) www.furaffinity.net/view/64775763/ Set in my Cyberpunk setting, Neon City Nights

New story I've been working on for about a decade now and have decided it's finally good enough to post (or I'm just sick of working on it LOL) www.furaffinity.net/view/64775763/ Set in my Cyberpunk setting, Neon City Nights

Two very different photos of me taken for theater projects this last week:

Also higher up places for porcupines to scale up and peeeeeeer down at folks, ominously.

This is a thing that has happened and one of the reasons I have been so quiet lately lol

Me, trying to be normal

My cup runneth over.

Lance shows his support of the purple team and disdain for the yellow team for last night's Improv Olympics

Spotted in the wild... #JustBunnyStuff

A busy day

A Busy streamer