@weirdbristol.bsky.social what a treat I found waiting for me when I got back from holiday.

Angela Rayner pays tribute to nuclear veterans as Newsnight airs Nuked Blood special www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

I found that Telegraph article about the family having to cut back on their five holidays a year and you'll never guess who the protagonists are... open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

The Dishonorable Marco Rubio brought The Addams Family's Thing to the hearing.

Farage would hand the NHS over to Trump. Starmer is making it work for us. 👇

Another sewage leak is suspected after a massive turd is spotted floating down a canal.

📢ANALYSIS: UK emissions fell 3.6% in 2024 to lowest since 1872 🏭Coal lowest since 1666, when Great Fire ravaged London 🚗EVs pushed oil down despite more traffic, saving £1.7bn 🌇Gas down on "cleanest ever" power 📈📉Since 1990, CO2 -54% / GDP +84% www.carbonbrief.org/... 1/9

Happy kick yourself in the bollocks/box day ! 🙄🙄

Liz Truss threatens to sue Keir Starmer unless he "ceases and desists" from alleging she crashed the economy. In other news, here's Liz Truss making the exact same allegation against Gordon Brown

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy. Please don’t share.

Literally all they had to do was calmly condemn Musk’s dishonest & inciteful attack on their parliamentary colleague, Jess Phillips. And they couldn’t even manage that. Absolutely shameful.

One of the most important, affecting, and humbling things you will see this year. Well worth five minutes of your time. And another five - which is what it tooke me to pull myself together afterwards. ~AA

Says the man who got sacked twice for lying, illegally prorogued Parliament, gave peerages to his mates, broke his own lockdown rules and gave £millions to cronies in dodgy PPE contracts.

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.