I’m sure I’ve said this before, but I’m actually so fucking done with trying to get people to like me. I’m a fucking good person and a great friend and fun to be around and if you don’t like me, it’s truly your loss. 😘

I FEEL FUCKING CRAZY ALL THE TIME WHY DO I HAVE TO CARE SO FUCKING MUCH ABOUT EVERYTHING

I fear the rise of oz*mpic and regression of “body positivity” has done irreparable damage to my self worth. And the kicker is that having access to that same drug would radically improve my quality of life. I hate even acknowledging it, but it consumes my brain every day.

pcos is crazy because sometimes you get a period and sometimes you’re just a raging bitch for three days

I’d love it if we made it.

All 👏🏻 birth 👏🏻 control 👏🏻 should 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 FREE!!! 👏🏻

when the fuck did condoms get so expensive????? is this why all my friends started having kids at an alarming rate?

arizona is fully booked babyyyyy can’t wait for fob baseball fest

who’s going to innings I wanna do fob and fob adjacent karaoke

thinkin about her

just so tired of twisting and molding myself for people who barely bend for me

it’s ~fall family photo~ season in Nebrask which means every time I open fb, I see a new group of white people standing in a field, posed the exact same way as the last group of white people I saw the last time I opened fb 😂

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

like why the fuck at 32 do I still feel like I don’t belong

I just saw Wicked and I fear I’m going to become ✨insufferable✨

pete wentz lookalike competition in my bedroom right now

BOB ODENKIRK IS SO HOT

fake ass emo i saw you experience joy

life imitates art.

the way I gasped when I opened IG earlier 😍lucy my beloved😍

if you see this post your favorite pokemon

everyone say Hi Hina!

where are my snoopy people at via doodlebymeg on insta 🖤🤍

big three ✨ ☀️ libra sun 🌙 leo moon ☄️ scorpio rising

There are currently only 22 films streaming on Netflix made before 1980 and not a single one made before 1960, with the oldest film on the platform currently being PSYCHO. I know I’m a broken record but: buy physical media, support your local library, etc etc

four albums to introduce yourself :3

this diva.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core from all the things passed down from all the apples coming before

mr. sandman showing his beam when he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen surfed out brain waves flick back and forth like old headlights sniffing model glue again head like a steel trap wish i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i don't just want to be a footnote

me + my on repeat

just as like a heads up to my new friends on here- I think T***** S**** is a fake feminist, a mediocre songwriter, and would run down fans with her private jet if they stood in the way of her and her billions. I respect your right to love her, but just know we do not share this interest lol.

you will never catch me defending a man. even if I’m wrong about him. 🙂‍↔️

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy of course mine is like really sweet and tender lol

Prepare for trouble

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

y’all ever think about how regular show is better than adventure time?

"You're funny" Thanks I had a shitty childhood

started planning our 10 year anniversary vegas vow renewal for next year 🥰 just frantically planning joy to look forward to.

IF YOU WERE CHURCH I’D GET ON MY KNEES CONFESS MY LOVE I’D KNOW WHERE TO BE MY SANCTUARY YOU’RE HOLY TO ME

haven’t talked to my “best friend” in over a week. in-laws are disowning my family. and yet I am still alive. pretty rad.

hi I’m just here for fobtwt