tis the season for slathering petroleum jelly on my knuckles with a mini spatula because they are beyond the help of lotion

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

lap time for big boy

my cats learned to open cabinets but the bigger one still hasn't figured out not to also put his paw on the door for balance, which closes it once he stops pulling it open. so while he's trying to get it open I just hear bam.. bam bam bam bam... bam 😭

watching Bocchi the Rock!! good shit

GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

this drive to Tahoe is v boring but we're driving through basically the entire overworld map from Fallout 2 so that's kinda neat

one years old (belated)

ok guys i found it , the worst take of the year

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

these dudes do this with every fucking thing. EVERY activity.

Ivan the Bold earns his name daily

he just lays like this...

OBEY ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

this is fine

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

carry on my lazy son

listening to Santigold - Disparate Youth on repeat just to stay alive type day

completely, unimpeachably normal way to lay there. you nailed it little guy

Thunderbolts good

before lighting up the Luigi memes please note this was the CEO of a hospital. we need hospitals! & many hospitals (not this one, but a large plurality) are nonprofit. insurance companies are screwing them over too. they are not *necessarily* the enemy

abolish the fucking senate

yalls weird niche games have NOTHING on Kabuki Quantum Fighter youtu.be/E1svH-XQDWc

Greg is 1 years old today. A whole adult

i'm not a card-carrying member of #booksky or anything, but lemme just say that #IronWidow by @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social is fucking INCREDIBLE, cathartic, genre-smashing queer fiction and i can't wait to get ahold of the sequel

did someone order uhh 26 pounds of cat?

from what i can tell this is a much bigger flight to the center from the left than the right. is that really a win? is there still some electoral gain to be bad from boosting lib party votes above con? or did a bunch of canadians actually say "actually ndp no longer reflects my views"?

Chaosphere still goes so hard and it's older than most people on here youtu.be/4A_tSyJBsRQ?...

Someone learned a lesson

i can't even find joy in the possibility of It Happening at this point. it would just benefit his financiers, allowing the fascism to continue, even accelerate, without economic turmoil as an aggravating factor

bookth

he just lays like this...

scrappin

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

a mask is the thing you’re looking for. it is the visible reminder of how things have changed, that you acknowledge we are not coveted “normal” times—but unlike donation-earned tote bags or symbolic beaded bracelets, the mask is community care in both form & immediate function.

Greg was already real big when we got him but I forget how small Baby Ivan was at 3 months

gräg

My tiny part in #teslatakedown - moved my piddly little IRA from general stocks over to bonds (US bonds, which aren't safe either in the long run, but unlikely to crater as fast as TSLA and all the tech hyperscalers pumping AI) Elon, Zuck, Bezos, Natella, Altman and the rest. goodbye and get fucked

rewatching Predator and had no idea that's where this image came from lol

Ivan the Bold earns his name daily

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

when my wife gets even a little high she forgets words like "tortilla" and substitutes higher concepts like "a burrito's outside"

explorin'

not even 8 months old and the dude's paws are *massive*

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

i remember where i was

Credit where it's due - if ANYONE who has expensive monthly prescriptions hasn't yet checked out costplusdrugs.com aka the Mark Cuban Pharmacy, you should. Today.

waking up from a dead sleep with urgency and reaching for my phone to post "8 gigabytes of ants"