People, I think I've come up with a revolutionary life hack! If you find it hard to arrive anywhere on time, try setting your clocks/watches 5 mins ahead! Your brain NEVER remembers you did this and you Will ALWAYS arrive places early! Thank me later!

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Happy Christmas everyone. If you're not feeling much like celebrating today or feeling lonely can I suggest looking at #joinin? Started by @sarahmillican.bsky.social several years ago on the now toxic site, it's a good way to connect with other people and may even make you smile a bit!

We definitely need more Christmas cats up in this #joinin gathering 🙏🏻😉 Here's mine distracted by Cat TV on YouTube

This is not only one of my favourite Christmas songs, but also a great Christmas message What else are we listening to today, #joinin (The more alternative the better but I'm not going to be cynical about any tune lest I prove myself a hypocrite 😆) youtube.com/watch?v=UQCM...

Happy #JOININ to those who need it and those who make the tag seem busy for those who need it 😉 Christmas hasn't started here yet. I don't think any other day is so quiet out there.... Happy Christmas morning!

#JoinIn was started by Sarah Millican over on the dark place some years ago to connect people over the festive period and it’s alive on here - use the hash tag and join the chat - I’ll pop the tea on

This has been the best comedy of the year....myah.... Myah My Christmas gift to you is to implore you to go back through the archives of #chit Do it lady! youtube.com/watch?v=3qYI...

This is great. This is what charity/youtube/the internet should be all about. www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

These books are plainly too big No wonder they have to be used as stairs, you cannot read books of this giant size! #stopthebigbooktrend

Who would you choose to host #strictly?

That book is just plainly too big When will these tyrannical authors and their ever growing book sizes be stopped? You can't read that in bed, at the beach, on the train, ridiculous! #stopthebigbooktrend

A brilliant day hopefully translates into a brilliant podcast. You be the judge. Ft Randall from Birmingham Alabama, Joe Lycett's aunties, @tatvision.bsky.social and as much of #birmingham as we could cram into about 30 mins! #podcasts #internationaldayofbirmingham

Well maybe Birmingham Live should stop reporting on it then so it can run more smoothly! Teehee! #Birmingham

#thehack You see, I Like the first Mr Apollo, but I also liked the others. But which was better? There's only one way to find out!!!

This is the worst clickbait I've ever seen.... I know I already clicked so that's all that matters to them and by drawing attention to it some fat, cigar smoking ad exec is leaning back and saying "mission accomplished"...but argh! #formula1 #italiangrandprix

Ferrari making a car that can only win at monza is the most Ferrari of Ferrari things Yeah yeah, only fp1 but it'd be funny if they'd made a "home brew special" 😆 #formula1 #monza

Surely this marker wont survive f4? #btcc #doningtonpark

Bad end to mini qualy for 610 Fleet. Not toooo much damage, I hope he'll still make the race later. #btcc #doningtonpark

Not every racetrack is covered in fences..... Here at #btcc qualy day at #doningtonpark🏁

I hate to break it to you but.....none of the cookie is actually eaten He should be called Cookie Waster tbh

WIN >> A Pair of Tickets to The Hundred at Edgbaston on Fri 8th August For the chance to to WIN: Tell us by 2359 on Mon 21st July who Birmingham Phoenix are playing against on 8th August. Discover more here: brumradio.com/win-tickets-... #InBrumWeTrust #Birmingham #TheHundred

Well, at least there's no easy DRS passes #postingoptimistically #f1sprint #belgiangp

On a following spree at the moment. I know at the last place, having more followers than following was important to being taken seriously or something, but, well, does it matter really? I just want my feed to be full of nice folk So hi!

NEW EPISODE >> The Mrs Barbara Nice & Friends Podcast Catch new episodes every Thursday at brumradio.com/the-mrs-barb... & wherever you get your podcasts. #InBrumWeTrust #Birmingham

FINALLY! Get this watched or it's all over for televised/professionally filmed and uploaded robot combat Hell, it's probably all over anyway the way things are going, but just in case there's any rich investors watching, make this get billions of views please and thank you #battlebots

First IRON MAN and now THE HULK, this has been a terrible week if you're tangentally related to a Marvel Superhero Be careful all STRANGE people and MANS called ANT #riphulk

NEW EPISODE >> The Mrs Barbara Nice & Friends Podcast Catch new episodes every Thursday at brumradio.com/the-mrs-barb... & wherever you get your podcasts. #InBrumWeTrust #Birmingham

NEW EPISODE >> Chicken Soap for the Soul Join host Elisabeth Dermot Walsh as she chats with actors from BBCDoctors & beyond, uncovering stories, career journeys & life lessons. Listen here: pod.link/1779825153 InBrumWeTrust Birmingham

"Head of NASA" is a funny name for a subway? What about "Super Subway 47" or Bruce the Subway?

Its been too long since @barbaranice.bsky.social has been dans le shed, but now she's back, she cannot be stopped, so get subscribin' First guest Ada Camp @naomipaxton.bsky.social to talk never wearing makeup and growlers #podcasts @comedypodcastdev.bsky.social

Now Horner has gone it must be a time for healing at Red Bull F1 There's surely only one candidate who could lead them out of this mess. #formula1 #f1 #horner

What's the opposite of a pod fade anyway? Mrs Barbara Nice and Friends new era begins with Ada Camp @naomipaxton.bsky.social Stay tuned, Barbara's going places! @barbaranice.bsky.social #podcast #comedy www.facebook.com/share/p/1ACk...

Ditto Salad Cream/Mayonnaise/Tomato Sauce which DOESN'T NEED TO BE IN THE FRICKIN FRIDGE If it goes off before you use it, buy smaller bottles/you don't like it that much This has been a public service announcement on behalf of the "Fridges are good for some things but not everything" party

This article missed a trick by not just having a big picture of Max and having "no comment" underneath I mean, one they've got your clock, that's all that matters right? ;) #formula1

NEW EPISODE >> Chicken Soap for the Soul Join host Elisabeth Dermot Walsh as she chats with actors from #BBCDoctors & beyond, uncovering stories, career journeys & life lessons. Listen here: pod.link/1779825153 #InBrumWeTrust #Birmingham

We know what's beaking! His wrist!! Hurrr hurr! Anyway get well soon Lance, if only to end all the "hurr hurr how did he overuse his wrist hurrr" jokes

Catching up with #doctorwho I see Rose did imprint on the Doctor after all, and it wasnt just Ten's accent 😉 Next season Rose should return to meet her Doctor-Face and her namesake in unit. The Three Roses.

Because in my head when I think about it I can't separate it from the Star Wars theme

Yahoo pool used to be like this too, there wasnt much in the way of a time limit so they would stall hoping you'd get frustrated and click off *sigh* good times.

So it's like Golf yeah, the lowest score the better? In that case, CONGRATS UK!!!! #eurovision

Oh man, did the #eurovision disqualify The Doctor for speaking for England because he took it too far beating up that hijacker with the hard-light hologram gloves? He said he was sorry!

No Graham, that's not the northern lights, it's just the kitchen on fire Hammed Steams #eurovision

Why do we actually bother voting for anyone? If we all resolved to not vote for anyone, the UK would do less worse as a result right? #dontvote #eurovision

Is anyone else seeing Cookie Monster from Seasame Street in the combination of necklace and dress ehre or is it just me?? #eurovision

How did the elders of the Internet allow them to have the Box with Internet written on it? That's a really big deal for those swiss presenters, I hope they appreciate it! #eurovision

Just because you include Goats in your VT doesn't make you the GOAT, Armenia #eurovision

Surprisingly, I don't know much about #eurovision I'm assuming the half time show has a game of American football breaking out, yes?

"Wait, we were supposed to all wear skirts or all wear trousers, not be a mix of the two. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" -Remember Monday, 5 mins before going on, probably. #eurovision

I think it's very unfair of the organisers to just pick the performers from the same flat complex just because it saved their postage to shove all the invites into their communal post box So.....there's that. #eurovision