Flip 7 is the most sexual card game

Cottage time yeah b

Garden is popping off

My new pfp is a pog I found

Maybe we are kitty cats and we don't know it

The reticent gooner

Wow thanks Steam 20% off holy shit

Wow, I haven't turned on my out of office automatic replies since September. Might be time for a vacation.

I push both buttons, and say I didn't push either.

She crouch on my meat till I beef

I’m not “compromised” Compromised would suggest I’m making an effort I’m careless… what are you gonna do press “keep watching” ?

I don't think there's a word for how much I hate people who still use 'grok' as a verb for understand. You sound really stupid.

Reading Kagurabachi and its good so far, worried as of chapter 47 that this may be turning into Demon Slayer...

Hazelnuts, or as the french like to call them: 'noisy almonds', are a great addition to any dessert!

Now at Red Lonster: Shrimps you been gone, the Kelly Clarkson meal

Avatar of Chilling

Help! I died and was reincarnated as a dog that smells out ovarian cancer and now the next patient is my sister!?!?

RETWEET IF YOU KNOW THIS NOTORIOUS SCOUNDREL

So soothing!

How it feels to take a walk with an edible in your system

29,000 year old Paleolithic rock engraving depicting a stylized female silhouette. It is located in the Cussac Cave in the Dordogne region of southwestern France. Original post

Park dock is out!

*smiling warmly* You can share recent codes you've received with me, no worries.

Friend at the wooodpile

Humanity makes contact with aliens and during a cultural exchange their whole society becomes addicted to our reality tv

Honkmy star what? Boy get off that phone and honk some rack instead.

Landloids

When poops are turds >>>>>>>>>

Marty the party cat doesn't belong in the group, send that cat to the shelter.

Yes, Elon Musk buying twitter has been bad for the internet. Bluesky irrelevant here

Farts are the subconsciousness releasing ideas

Got the Queen in 2 turns. Stardust was the next card tp finish it. Lizard trinket + 3 potions for strength

Super proud of this one

One of the three accounts I was still checking up on on twitter might have finally annoyed me enough to cut them off. Down to two, and they cross post some stuff here

Oh cool our customers are putting AI images all over our products, lovely.

Such a good pic of my cat you all are seeing it again

Slipknot if my cat was in the band: "I want IN, now I want OUT"

Intro shitting is easy, but there's a huge skill ceiling. Good competitive scene too

Freak on a leash

I just don’t buy that images of child sexual assault aren’t harmful just because they are drawn. I don’t think sexualizing children is a kind of speech that should be protected. i think you look pretty stupid when you stick your neck out for that stuff.

I feel like Squidward and Smithers would let out the same kinda groan when getting head

Why do I need two copilot buttons, microsoft?

Should really just title these signs as 'no inhalants' from now on.

Sometimes I sit in a quiet room and turn Shazam on.

Your 🫵 icloud storage is full

Why are your crossing your arms in the sauna bro? You cold bro?

Oh good ive broken the screen on my new phone already