I stopped trying to count my open browser tabs after it hit 1300…on just two devices… And yes, they’re all important, fuck you

Due to attending an event some distance from home, I missed my regularly scheduled shit and was consequently plagued by horrendous gas on the train home. Thankfully I had noise-cancelling headphones, so I didn’t hear a thing. Small mercies and all that.

Contrary to Cold War fearmongering, there is no faster nor better route to global peace than if the US and Russia simply nuked each other and removed their cancerous presence from the world. Neither would be missed.

No one will ever suck so hard in the Oval Office as Trump. No one else will ever blow it the same way.

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Flamethrowers are the best way to melt ice…

Remember, if you don’t vote even though you’re eligible, then you’re part of the problem. There are no exceptions, and your excuses are irrelevant. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. I will not be taking questions.

Zionism ≠ Judaism Zionism is a white settler-colonial ideology that stole the cloak of Jewish identity in order to cover its theft of Palestinian land. But Zioscum lose that cover when called out for what they are. If you don’t speak out, they will claim your voice too. Silence is complicity.

Hey, Friedrich Merz, I asked my daughters, and they also think you’re a xenoohobic cunt pandering to nazis and other extremists, you shrivelled festering scrotal offcut. 🖕

Pam Bondi says antifa is a terrorist organisation and she is “coming after them”. Guess what, Pam? You’re a fascist, and you damn well should be scared as fuck of the consequences coming your way, you festering fuckstain. Live scared, Pam. It’ll help you prepare for the end. ✊

So now the US is cancelling visas of ppl who aren’t sad Charlie Kirk got what he asked for and deserved? I’m only sad Trump, Miller, Noem and the rest are still polluting the world with their presence.

I’ve never followed Disturbed. So when a friend offered a ticket, I figured why not? Then I looked into them, found out Draiman is a proud and loud Zionist, and there’s no fucking way I’m going now. If there’s a protest, I’ll join that instead. Fuck Israel. Fuck Zionists. Free Palestine! ✊

I think the words “free Palestine” might provide a clue for those fuckwads, who think Zionist propaganda makes for a convincing argument. Where is the end to the occupation (of ALL Palestine)? Where is the statehood? The guaranteed peace? The reparations to rebuild? FREE Palestine. Fuck Israel.

Remember, all fires die quickly once deprived of oxygen. The same applies to fascists.

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Today seems like a good one to remind everyone that resistance against occupation, by ANY means, is NEVER a crime. No occupier is innocent, whether holding a weapon or not, and no resister is guilty. Peace comes by ending occupation, and suppressing resistance is a crime in itself. Fuck Israel.

Magats: <rolls out fascism> US left: Is that legal? Magats: <continue> US left: yeah, judge said that’s illegal Magats: <continues> US left: uh, guys, please stop… Magats: <continues> US left: but that’s illegal! Magats: <fascism complete> US left: how did this happen? Magats: lol

If you’re unsure if someone has a hangover or is just an asshole, and they’re pissing you off, it turns out a cowbell is the perfect diagnostic tool. 🥰 Cowbell also works at other times if you’re an asshole. It really is a terrific thing to have around.

Trump and Hegseth have just murdered another boatload of innocent Venezuelan civilians. Since the US is clearly unwilling to stop these two war criminals by legal means, I call upon ANY person with means and opportunity to enforce international law regardless of official authorisation. End them.

For a country that is justifying genocide based on claims of “hostages”…Israel sure is taking an awful lot of hostages itself, with its latest assault on the unarmed humanitarian flotilla to Gaza. Fuck Israel. One state: Palestine 🇵🇸🍉✊

“The generals won’t follow illegal orders!” The same generals who refused the illegal orders to murder civilians off the coast of Venezuela? The same generals same generals who murdered hundreds of thousands of civilians in multiple illegal US wars this century alone? Those guys? You’re fucked.

The generals failed the test of refusing to attend a nazi pep rally. Many may have displayed indifference while there, but simply attending is all the validation of compliance Mango Mussolini needed. Q: when he gives further illegal orders, will they actually resist? Or just comply once again?

This is a declaration of war on ALL people in Rio by their so-called leaders. All police in Rio are now valid targets for pre-emptive defensive measures by the people. All lawmakers there likewise.

It’s not done to build anger, but to build dependency and devotion at the expense of (already low, at best) critical thinking. “The rapture only failed because YOU lacked faith and because YOU allowed the faithless to stand unchallenged. Tithe more, pray harder, maybe next time you’ll be worthy…”

I only blocked you because you’re a dumb cunt, and that’s a you problem, buddy. 😘

Kyle Rittenhouse still needs to be kirked himself, btw. Likewise ANY person who defends him, or his actions, for ANY reason. He should’ve been kirked on that day, but it’s never too late to fix a mistake.

Regardless of other concerns, Comey can eat all the shit AND choke on it. Let his end be lonely and shameful, even if it comes at the hands of those he elevated and helped acquire the power now being used against him. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Fuck you, Comey.

Kirk. Them. All.

Fun fact: if you can make a Christian disappear without a trace, they’ve been “raptured”, not “murdered”. 🙌 Their families can know the peace of having a loved one truly ascended to heaven, even as their own sinful ass was left behind. It’s a kindness, truly. No body, no crime, ain’t that divine?

The third attempt better not fucking fail. End the reign of this parasitic terrorist by whatever means get it done the soonest. And every last one of his backers/supporters too.

October 14 A NATIONAL DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR A DEAD NAZI. Woooohooooo!!

There should be a UN force deployed across all of Palestine, not just Gaza, to shut down the Zionist terror state operating across the region and to restore the sovereignty of the Palestinian people over their land. Anything less is continuing the genocide.

Each and every day, baby! open.substack.com/pub/michelle...

Resistance against occupation is never a crime, no matter what form it takes. Occupiers have zero rights, whether armed or not. If Hamas is to be excluded, then so is every Israeli who has ever served in the IDF in any capacity - they are all tainted. End the occupation. End Israel. Peace follows.

Magats think Kirk is a martyr. What he really needs to be is just a statistic. And then just be…forgotten…

These protesters are strong supporters of Geert Wilders, the fascist leader who just yesterday had the Dutch parliament declare “antifa” to be a terrorist organisation. The timing is no accident. This is who his people are, this is who he is.

Here’s a handy guide to working with fascists: 1. Eradicate all fascists That’s it. Short, sweet, effective. ✊

Hannie Schaft, Dutch resistance hero, honored until Friday for her efforts to resist occupation by fascists in WW2. Now considered a terrorist by the Wilders government, for her antifa work.

Fascist enforcers may seem overwhelming when rushing a crowd armed and armored. But remember… They don’t wear armor 24-7. They’re not armed 24-7. They’re not together 24-7. They all have weak spots, and they can be neutralised safely if you act smart. No fascist should ever feel safe.

So when is Geert Wilders going to order the dismantling of Antifa monuments such as this, in the center of Amsterdam? When will he ban Antifa celebrations such as Liberation Day? Wilders is a fascist and a traitor, a Zionist serving a terror state and betraying his own country to do so.

FvD are actual nazis. PVV and BBB are open fascists but retain just enough shame to try to deny the label that defines them. And VVD are the cowards who collaborated. Antifa is the reason the Netherlands was liberated in 1945. The members of the above parties are the traitors who would enslave it.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Q. How can you tell if a fascist is really a threat to you? A. They’re still breathing. Passive resistance is always good, but some problems only really have one solution…

You don’t beat fascism by fighting and winning elections. You beat fascism by fighting and burying fascists. Those USians pinning everything on elections that are still more than a year away (if they happen) are…delusional at best. Hope won’t save shit. Fight, or you’ve already lost.

Antifa forever, motherfucker 🖕 Who was it who started blowing up boatloads of civilians, and his former fave mouthpiece, to distract from releasing the files documenting his long-running pedophile ring??? Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism. ESAD.

I didn’t give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk when he was still stealing oxygen, and I don’t give a flying fuck that his crime spree was ended. I do care that worse oxygen thieves are still at work, and that not enough people care to step up and stop them.

Worth noting, in the wake of ABC cancelling Jimmy Kimmel to placate fascists, that bluesky does this routinely already. Many bans simply for calling out fascists and demanding they be held accountable. The only good fascist is a dead one. There are no exceptions, ever.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Fascists can try all they want, but they can continue to go fuck themselves. Israel? Eat shit and die. Charlie Kirk? Eat shit and…lol You get the idea. This is not hate speech. It’s a simple statement of fact. Don’t like consequences? Then don’t be a fascist piece of shit. Simple. 😊