If I'm "too woke" then why am I so tired all the time checkmate liberals

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Me when I show up to meetings where people are expecting me to do loads of work before and I hit them with the humble "I fogor 💀"

I love the LGBTQ+ community and months, I wish there was something that merged these concepts

Do we think my team fw my music taste

If 52 is so broken then why do I still manage to throw in X with it checkmate atheists

Vod reviewing myself is so funny because why after a game am I like "I feel like I tried everything why am I still losing :(" and then I watch the game back 48 hours later and see some over the most generational throws ever done in the history of splatoon

Broke : I want to play x to try and grind to an impressive looking peek Woke : I want to play x because I'm morbidly curious how low my x power will go

Unfortunately I do have to report that playing X rank may actually make you better as a player :(

If Yaris has been your x rank teammate in the last 6 months you may be entitled to financial compensation

proudest moment of my academic career right here

NA comp vs EU comp discourse what are we even doing chat

When the rest of your team has the alternative queer music taste but you have the MUNA Carly Rae Jepsen queer music taste

Soooooooo may update we're 0/5 so far and for 2 of these I'm actively further away from achieving than at the start of the year

Can someone please suggest me to +3 next season I want to be the first person to get a 0.00% voting score

siray :

Wowwww so I'm not allowed to make plans with my friends anymore??????????

41 unprocessed cases. Reading that made my stomach drop. The SSC members should have NEVER been hacked and doxxed. Tournament organizers should have NEVER been treated this way. We’ve done so much harm to *our own community.* We can’t let something like this happen again.

If you think about it bluesky is competitive splatoon LinkedIn

The "great" ""retirement""

Hi everyone just fyi we have decided to part ways with King and he will no longer be playing with us. There are no hard feelings and we wish him all the best for the future. We will be continuing as a 4-piece for now

They should invent a comp splatoon team where you don't play splatoon together you like just hang out and stuff

I love splatoon but sometimes it low-key makes me wanna bash my head into a double glazed window until it becomes single glazed

We're called McDonald's WiFi because we don't just cook, we cook and then serve

Have you heard of the legendary team with internet so inconsistent, they made it their branding? We took some time with bsky.app/profile/mcdo... to talk about the SBA, friendships, their start in the Competitive Splatoon scene, and more! Check it out here! youtu.be/PorC9NhhxFU

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I only have 2 modes when doing uni coursework: "I am a goddess of academia" "omg I am dog shit who the fuck let me write 🔥🔥🔥"

Splatoon community on Bluesky vs the Splatoon community on Twitter

I do not have to care about the UK Eurovision entry this year

Apparently my coaster enthusiast side has permanently rotted my brain because why did I just almost describe my YouTube channel as SBNO

I will complain about living in the UK as much as the next Brit. But nothing in life hits as hard as chips from the local chippy

"Greggs WiFi" played in the splatoon tournament part of Play it Forwards today. It was an insanely fun tournament with some great sets and we had a very joyous and whimsical time!

I really need to start making music again. I really HAVE to be the first transgender person ever to make boring music

I think we should reveal LUTI divisions like televote points in Eurovision. We should go down every team alphabetically and reveal their div after a dramatic pause with a live feed of every team's disappointed reaction

My conclusion is that I should create a - server where all of the worst players in the scene all come together to reinforce each others bad habits and constantly lower the line 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Every time something like this happens I'm always struck by how much the casual and comp communities are basically 2 different worlds

Our presentation is now available to watch! It gives a rundown of TCS' format, our new website (akt.ink), and two other resources. Smaller posts with info on each individual project will be posted shortly. youtu.be/wV9_HCqGhSc?...

Play it Forward. Playing for a cause! 🦑 Splatoon 3 Online Charity Tourney 📅 February 28th 2026 📝 Open to all UK & Ireland Players - Sign Up Now: www.start.gg/tournament/p... #Splatoon

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McDonald's WiFi got 🥇 in the Low- Cut podium of World 9 : Mission 21. First ever tournament where all 5 of us played Filled with loads of tense games that went down to the wire and an insane bracket run at the end! Ggs to everyone and Ty to the TOs for the event! See you in low ink next week!

thank you to my teammates @yaris-spl.bsky.social, @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social, @king88888888.bsky.social, and Minedea for an insane w9 run. @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social is gonna destroy the next LI.

didn't drop a game in low cut w9!! shoutout @paige06.bsky.social best rapid in splatoon ever shoutout @minedea101.bsky.social best decav on MW shoutout @yaris-spl.bsky.social best splash player that I'm in the walls of shoutout @king88888888.bsky.social best reefsliders in the entire tournament

Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out! sunkenscrolls.ink

Massive vouch! Please get involved if you are qualified and want to help grow the scene it was an amazing experience for me as a beginner :)

Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated

Goals for 2026 because sure why not : > Start doing content of some description > 2000 XP in one mode at some point (maybe) (hopefully) > Try and attend one LAN (irl people are scary) > Hopefully try get w9 banned at some point > Try and grow my unis Splatoon team a bit

I will be eternally jealous of the US's lan scene 💔

That was an insane set holly fucking shit

Just officially left a hyper fixation and online community I've been apart of for 6 years :/