That time I played John Dean in the Watergate scene in a Spike Lee joint. youtu.be/4mw3nJkCXYE?...

Do you have friends who enjoy gossiping about other friends? Do you think they gossip about you? They do.

Is there a way to block seeing selfies? They just make me feel so sad.

Awake since 3am.

What’s the average number of times folks have had Covid? 2? 3?

The thing about social media is it allows you to watch people you know slip into derangement in real time.

We just don’t hear about Charlie Kirk’s killer anymore, do we? It’s almost like it didn’t happen.

Lady at intermission of “Kavalier & Clay”: Enjoying it? Me: Very much. Her: Read the book? Me: Nope. Her: You have to. Me: I won’t. Her: You really should. Me: I really won’t. Thank you. Her: You don’t know what you’re missing. Me: I’m watching a whole opera based on the book. I’m good. Her: 🤷‍♀️

I openly wept at the end of “The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay.” It’s a hell of a story, gorgeously sung, beautifully cast, directed, and designed. Can’t say enough good things about it. I had a perfect seat at the rear orchestra for $80. GO! GO! GO!

We just stopped hearing about charlie kirk’s killer.

Sure are a lot of people wearing masks these days.

If someone wants to call their show an off-broadway show in a theater with less than 99 seats, let them.

Is anyone writing about affordable family entertainment in NYC?

Literally just walked into a CVS in NYC and got a Covid shot with no questions asked.

👩‍🎓 I’m a guest at Harvard these next two days. Ever heard of it? It’s like a more prestigious Devry University. My schedule: calendar.college.harvard.edu/event/kristi...

And right on cue, the “Broadway is dying” discourse has begun.

Wait. Was her name actually JANET?

So, when the let Kimmel back on the network, do we all restart our Disney+ accounts?

I saw a fascinating play about the Civil War last night and I’m 99% sure we’re going to have another one.

This pic can only mean one thing. My “Planet of the Grapes” is coming back soon as a live show. Stay tuned.

How do you cancel Disney+ when it’s part of your Spectrum package?

I wonder if Johnny Carson would’ve been cancelled.

BAD NEWS: Homosexuality will soon be illegal. GOOD NEWS: Gay bars will be fun once again.

Do people donate more money to politicians than artists?

The news is so boring since Kirk was shot.

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One day after his favorite person was murdered and on the anniversary of the deaths of 3000 American people, the president of the United States is … going to a baseball game.

I’m on the Jersey Shore in a fairly swanky area and the same homeowners who clearly have immigrants doing their landscaping also have Tr💩mp flags and bumper stickers.

In order to find Charlie Kirk’s killer, they should arrest any and all white men in Utah. You can never be too careful. Everyone is a suspect.

Maybe if there wasn’t a school shooting every week, we would care a little bit more about someone being murdered in broad daylight.

Trump has announced that Kirk is dead. No mention of three school children shot in Evergreen, Colorado, today. #RadioFreeAmerica

Trump can’t keep college campuses safe, but yeah, let’s send the National Guard to watch a whole city.

StubHub tickets for Howard Jones at State Theatre are the same price as the box office. Why is that.

@rogerclark41.bsky.social trying to send you an email but it keeps bouncing back. 🤷‍♂️

The reason PR folks charge a lot for their services is because it’s a full time job. I know. I did PR for my own show today. And I’m still not done.

Yesterday’s “Get Press Workshop” went so well, I’m raising the fee from $75 to $100.

Can we get through a goddamn weekend without some kind of news about the a**hole president?????

Hit me up if you want in for the next one.

What does Musk think about RFK being obsessed with Autism?

What are these billionaires doing with all of this money???

Is there a little theater in Drama Book Shop?

Hey New Yorkers. I hear you can get a Covid vax in New Jersey. It’s close.

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That time I wrote a musical that was on the West End at the Novello Theatre.

Props to my sister for not inviting me over when her Republican sister-in-law and husband would also be in attendance.

NYC Performers - I’m considering purchasing an Actor’s Access subscription. Is it all indie films or have you seen regional theater/tour opportunities there? Do they send leads for gigs you’re actually right for? In other words, is it worth it?

10 mins into @msnbc.com news this morning and zero mention of missing president.

Perhaps @comiclaw.bsky.social knows someone who knows someone who needs someone? 🙌