Do I know any philanthropic people who wanna help me get my tabletop sci-fi adventure “Planet of the Grapes” to Edinburgh? I’m a non-profit so you can write it off. 🍇

Hey guys, for the first time I knew the search bar was on the bottom of my iPhone.

Seeking a THC and/or CBD beverage sponsor for a large NYC weekend arts event. Any leads?

Wanna see a belly dance gala? Take a class? Shop at a vibrant vendor market? Experience the New York Belly Dance Festival, that I’m associate producing! www.newyorkbellydancefestival.com

Do I know any wealthy folks who want to throw around $5K into my non-profit to help bring my show to Edinburgh?

Reminder for those with no interest in football: today is a great day to get rush tickets to Broadway shows.

Gross that the president posted simian-related imagery about a former president when the current president is the President of the Rapes.

The New York Times has always done a great job of making it impossible to find out how to contact an editor.

The weatherman just called Punxsutawney Phil a “FURCASTER”

Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!

Anyone have connections to the folks who book acts for Time Out Market in Brooklyn?

Coming down with a cold. Bring waffles. And syrup. Maybe a banana. And orange juice.

What ever happened with Greenland? Or the war with Venezuela? Or the government taking over USPS?

Journalists! Dance people! I’m repping the New York Belly Dance Festival this March in NYC. Anyone interested in writing about it?

just lowered my spectrum bill. where is my trophy?

When you hear the word “Boomer” do you instantly think of an old white man?

It’s a good thing Democrats aren’t prone to violence.

My "Desperately Seeking Susan" musical opened to raves in Tokyo 17 years ago today. It was quite a trip and the show blew me away. youtu.be/KqEYQadh05U?...

I’m going to LA in 15 days and haven’t lost 10 pounds. How am I going to do this?

This is truly an awesome soundtrack! Give it a listen if you haven't since 1977.

Got active 3-8 year olds? Come to PlayWell Brooklyn at 5pm today for a special physical activity version of “Show Up, Kids!” www.hisawyer.com/playwell-bro...

This one goes to 11.

Seeking NYC Journalists to do some coverage of NYC’s only Physical Theater festival, back for its 3rd year. Hit me up!

My friend announced they are leaving Facebook at the end of the year. They’ve been posting 25 times a day since then. Make it make sense.

I approve this flavor.

Who writes about DANCE events in NYC? I’ve got an exciting Belly Dance Festival coming up in March that I want to talk to you about.

Brooklyn Parents! I’ve got 4 free tickets avail to the interactive family comedy hit “Show Up, Kids!” tomorrow, Saturday Dec 13 at 2pm at @theratnyc in DUMBO. Message me for deets. ❤️ showup-theshow.com

If you are in the mood to get into a fight with a complete stranger, go to Threads.

Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m including queer content in my show. I hope that’s okay.

Over the next 30 days, millions of people across the country will face an impossible decision: Forego health insurance or go into debt. If Republicans don't extend health care tax credits by January 1, it will drive up costs for everyone.⁩

If you’re offered comps to a show and you don’t use them without giving a heads up, you’re a bad person.

Tonight is the debut of the physical activity version of “Show Up, Kids!” at PlayWell Brooklyn - an inclusive play space for both neurodivergent & neurotypical kids to have fun while developing social skills and fitness. It’s gonna be wild. Come along! www.hisawyer.com/playwell-bro...

People: No one should work on Thanksgiving! Also People: The performers in the parade are amazing!

Having gluten free chicken tenders for breakfast.

Do you know parents in NYC with 3-10 year olds? I’ve got a bunch of comps for “Show Up, Kids!” this Saturday at 2PM. Hit me up and/or share! showup-theshow.com

Have they started rebuilding the east wing of the White House yet? Or is it just a big open parking lot?

Bought a gluten free apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving dinner. How am I not going to eat it by then?

If you knew Jill Sobule, you’d want to see this film completed. If you’ve never heard of her, find her music, then come back and back this Kickstarter. 🤘😀 www.kickstarter.com/projects/jil...

Almost sold out. In five hours I hope to report it is.

Do you know a NYC family with 3-10 year olds? A kind arts patron is donating 4 tickets to “Show Up, Kids!” this Saturday afternoon at The Rat in DUMBO. Hit me up. 🤙

Social media gives the other side so much oxygen.

Looks like the entire run of “American Psycho” at The Almeida is sold out so I guess I’m not flying over there to see it after all.

Can you believe there are still some losers on Twitter/X?

Thanks, Facebook ad. I’m fine.

There were a couple of weeks during lockdown where actors started talking about how they should get paid for the time spent memorizing lines. They were serious. I wonder how they are all doing.

We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply

Yes. You can see a show, not like it, and not tell the world about it.

One of my artist friends is often very critical of other artists and I’m starting to doubt their artistic abilities.

Lou Costello: My girl had so much bridgework, you had to pay a toll. They don’t write ‘em like that anymore.