As you all know, there won't be an NXP next week. However... in a fortnight, there is a certain vibe coming to NXP leading up to something in the very near future. Exciting times indeed.

Tonight, NXP was brought to you by Ocean Software. Ocean Software. From the Oric - 1, ZX Spectrum and Dragon 32. Ocean has you covered for all your movie tie in games.

However, I want to proof myself and everyone that NXP is no longer the sister show, the 2nd pick. The WCW Pro to Nitro.

Its great having a competitive rivalry between my brand and Braw.

I think the NXP roster needs to step up.

NXP was brought to you by. Red Rat software and the RAC Lombard Rally for the Amiga and DOS.

Breaking News, Ian Levine is out. Mike 'Runaround' Reid will face Bragg for a hardcore title shot.

Mel & Sue will defend the Womens World Tag Team Titles.

Fury will go up against the resident killjoy, miserable old hag Mary Whitehouse. Winner goes into a future hot potato match

Melvyn Bragg Vs. Ian Levine Number one contenders match for Peter Simon's Hardcore championship

Tomorrow's lineup... card subject to change Siadwel, Jim Mcdonald, Nick Weir, Dominik Diamond & Eddie the eagle in a brawl brittania match... over the top rope or pinfalls, submissions. winner faces general tani in our main event.

NXP tonight was brought to you by Network SouthEast. Yes, we are based in Manchester... from Tenterden to Tonbridge Wells, Beckenham to Bromley and Sevenoaks to Sittingbourne. Network Southeast gets you there... sometimes... claim forms are available at all ticket offices.

any member of a faction can defend a tag title in any combination.

Therefore... Steve Davis, Jimmy White, Alex Higgins, Bill Werbernuik, Willie Thorne, Stephen Hendry, Dennis Taylor, Terry griffiths, Tony Meo & Alison Fisher are NXP World Tag team champions, RWF World tag and the RWF NXP Trios champions. Yes this is correct. under the freebird rule...

I have a statement from Barry Hearn He has invoked the freebird rule. dubbed the freeball rule.

it seems that the entire snooker club has dominated multi team divisions through out RWF. They have the world trios, RWF World Tag and now new NXP World tag team champions

Also there will be a number one contenders match for the Women’s World Tag Team Championship

Ah, I’ve been told by our resident basterd I mean bard of BXP Shadwell… once again he believes he’s under appreciated and underused… he once again demands a match. So… Shadwell will go up against…. Well we will see

Max & Paddy will defend the world tag tag team championships

Now it’s time for NXP Thursday. Normal shenanigans aplenty Colin crompton will go against Dave Perry and Gordon Ramsay in a 3 way dance for the NXP World Heavyweight Championship.

That was the rumble in the books.

And Cardiff draconians FC. Cardiff FC didn’t want to know. But we embrace semi professional teams

Night 2 of battermania is brought to you by Texas. For furniture and potential weapons go to the diy store from the lone star state

And... Rabbit telecommunications. Only in manchester really, 10,000 people recommend.

Night 1 of Battermania was brought to you by... Gateway supermarket. Because Tesco is a long way away. and it's close to the tip.

Tonight’s NXP was brought to you by stott hall farm. Because being stubborn sometimes works

from now until battermania, there will be qualification matches to enter the hot potato title matches.

I have decided firstly. that Fury, Ulrika Jonson & Vanessa Feltz will be in the TLC match.

In light of the contrerversy over the Womens Hot potato title. At Battermania V. A tables, ladders and chairs match will determine an undisputed champion. The winner must grab the title belt 20ft above the ring.

This weeks NXP was brought to you by. m60, T'norths M25.

Also, with permission from @ryoxilla.bsky.social @docwallace.bsky.social and @rwf-backoffice.bsky.social the NXP title is officially the NXP World Heavyweight Championship

Also a rumble, winner becomes automatic number one contender. Runner up will be in the opening match next week for a number one contender shot

Former tag champions and forever frenemies Dominik diamond and Dave Perry compete in a golden joystick no dq match

As we are rebooting. Changing things up. Hot potato title match will be a 5 way tables match

Means every championship match has been sanctioned in an open contract. Each champion has agreed and I have each match confirmed

Every championship is on the line. Apart from the NXP world tag championship which we know is Snooker club B vs. Max and paddy. Every championship is open challenge.

NXP will be back this week. brand new arena in Manchester. I’ve dubbed this show the NXP Supershow Clash of the champions

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social FC United of Manchester? place for a ring.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social How about Salford City red rugby league club stadium.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social Here me out. I know it's London. but crystal palace sports park would be ideal. Got even potentially get a development programme installed.

www.yorkbarbican.co.uk @rwf-backoffice.bsky.social

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social how about perth for nxp? scotlands getting a good wrestling scene going. and we arent to far or to close to glasgow and edinburgh?

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social Bernard and Colin have offered wheeltappers. But we have to do it after bingo and the meat raffle.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social roadshow was brought to you by. Flextech Television Network. for when it's midnight, you're out the public house with kebab in tow. Nothing beat FTN.

And yes, Peter is still nXp Champion

Our new nXp Hardcore champion is getting his callisthenics in www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmdc...

How the hell did Jeff wayne (yes, of war of the worlds) get commisioned for this. If I have to hear this again, I'm going postal.

No wonder the IBA/ITC had a mare with him

Damn. To think I've been given the responsibilities of nXp and the womens division. Which goes in to Braw's territory