For those who need to know, it's Saturday.

Merry Christmas from all of us. Normal service resumes in the New Year

RWF is live: www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla

Ho ho ho! Join us for a special presentation of 'A Noisebox Christmas Carol', adapted by Ben Baker and starring presenters and friends of the show! Set a reminder: 8:30pm Christmas Eve repeated on 9:30am Grab your free copy of Noisebox Times here: tinyurl.com/noisebox...

We're on again tomorrow around 8 for the last show of the year most likely. This won't fit in our schedule, but I'm going to add it anyway, RIP Chris: youtu.be/Xd6rUSnbvBk?...

Well, apparently we've been given notice out of our deal in Minehead over this. Blowing up parts of it with Geordie was fine, but hosting a rival camp's entertainment was a step beyond. Saves us severing it at least, so mission accomplished? Catch up at www.twitch.tv/videos/26472...

And we're live! www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla

NXP is back! Live from the haunted arena, although I have been told not to keep bringing that up as it's upsetting the owners. I don't particularly care about that... What I do care about is that it's the last show before the festive schedule:

As we're not on, and because I haven't shown this off on here before, the very first NIPS event. Presented as a slightly edited playlist for copyright and technical reasons: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

We're still off until Thursday, when NXP returns to Minehead, and I don't. No joke, this is a deal breaker following all that nonsense last Thursday. Even one of the snowmen caught fire, apparently.

As we're not on, and because I haven't shown this off on here before, the very first NIPS event. Presented as a slightly edited playlist for copyright and technical reasons: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

We're still off until Thursday, when NXP returns to Minehead, and I don't. No joke, this is a deal breaker following all that nonsense last Thursday. Even one of the snowmen caught fire, apparently.

One final trip to 1995 for Middle-Aged Teenage Angst this year and its an all request special. Some hits, a few divebombs and all elixirs inbetween. Rule number one: pretend its fun. Tuesday, 8pm on noiseboxradio.com

Our OG, rather more ad hoc than us but I've never been shy about our inspiration. Have a watch, go on. In truth I was modding stuff into this, Ryo was making characters and that's sort of how RWF came together.

Live on @noiseboxradio.com right now, and obviously, we have to pay tribute to the great Stanley Baxter. #BarfeNight noiseboxradio.com

So, I finally saw back what aired after I started editing the finale montage together. So I started off on it, went off to deal with getting Mark into the ambulance, then that was it. I don't remember finishing anything, or sending anything off, but apparently it went out? I'm even more confused now

I've had back and forths with Iain for years now. You'd think it'd be grapes related in the main, but it's mostly discussion of the relative merits of Metropolis restorations. Trust me, this is worth the read.

Dear God. I know I'm going to sound mad, and I appreciate @nxpwrestling.bsky.social might take issue, but I don't think I can go back into Minehead again. That face, that wave of energy, that strange smell of hot fat, and next I remember it's 4am and I'm being prodded by a robot DJ.

Look, you know something happened yesterday, and, well, Doc's not well. So I guess I need to put the VOD links up for him: Roadshow: www.twitch.tv/videos/26413... NIPS: www.twitch.tv/videos/26413... Anton.

And we continue with NIPS for Christmas: www.twitch.tv/Babel_17

The roadshow starts now! www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla

So, the double header is on. Doing a show run with just me and a ref is going to be a stressor, but I will enjoy as much of the roadshow as I can.

So don't forget it's a double header tonight. First is the RWF Roadshow, with titles on the line at various home locations for our stars. That's around 7:55 pm UK time at www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla. (1/2)

We're on after the regular @nxpwrestling.bsky.social with @ryoxilla.bsky.social and @docwallace.bsky.social at 8pm. They put so much hard work and effort in to making this happen so please tune in early to them then join the raid into us. D'yer remember raids? www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla

Tomorrow at 9pm on www.twitch.tv/babel_17, I'll be co-hosting a night of fake fisticuffs with... - @ricardoautobahn.co.uk's Chart Challenge; - John Shuttleworth vs Hacker T Dog; - @maysiebug.bsky.social & the battle for Saturday Night; - NOW! Thats What I Call A Rumble and much more silliness.

A reminder, no stream tonight because we double up on Thursday. Starting just before 8pm UK Time on twitch.tv/ryoxilla, it's the RWF Roadshow. Then at 9pm on twitch.tv/Babel_17, NIPS goes festive.

Throwback... Wednesday (?). For those who haven't seen the @noiseboxradio.com version of our stuff before, here's a full video of the Summertime Special Tournament, breaks and all: youtu.be/2UaemUTGyPM?...

Been looking into the set design for the Christmas show. I specifically said "I don't just want the NXP set with a couple of trees in the corner". And, indeed that's not what I've got. I've got the NXP set with a couple of snowmen in the corner. I can't be arsed to argue, quite frankly.

Discussing @pantosplaining.bsky.social led to this particular fever dream that I'd like to share with you. If you're going to mention The ChuckleHounds and John Cena in my presence I'm going to try it. bsky.app/profile/docw...

Tonight at 8pm. Only slightly problematic.

A reminder, no stream tonight because we double up on Thursday. Starting just before 8pm UK Time on twitch.tv/ryoxilla, it's the RWF Roadshow. Then at 9pm on twitch.tv/Babel_17, NIPS goes festive.

As for the roadshow itself. I'm insanely jealous of whoever on staff is looking after our title defence. It's a proper bucket list location for me.

Final booking meeting about securing the special guest for @noiseboxradio.com. Well, they did, in a staggering display of professionalism I sent a 'yes, that's fine' text then fell asleep. Blame the roadshow prep I guess.

Its beginning to look a lot like Wrestlemas. Thursday 9pm on twitch.tv/babel_17

Featuring: The Kings of Christmas Triple Threat Chart Fixers '99 Gauntlet Maysiebug's Saturday Night Showdown NOW! That's What I Call A Rumble and Macho Ben Vs.....? I just hope my pipes dont misbehave before then....

A brief trailer for Thursday, following the RWF Roadshow:

Well, you'll never know how close the Roadshow came to utter collapse tonight, but it looks like all is holding up.

There’s a lovely tribute to Nick by @thedreamcastjunkyard.co.uk if you’ve not read it yet. www.thedreamcastjunkyard.co.uk/2025/12/a-tr...

@nxpwrestling.bsky.social first point, can they film Wargames for the Vault? Apparently they can find anmouncers there who know who they are. Second @ryoxilla.bsky.social, they want to book a talent onto Battermania 5, are we OK with that? Apparently he's "S tier", but that's Troy talking, so...?

While I try to get through to make the phone call you see mentioned in this VOD, see the events that lead up to it: www.twitch.tv/videos/26353...

And we're live!

Do you enjoy things like: The mystery of Stu Francis' middle names? Overlong investigations into the Presidency of the Budgerigar Society? Chucklevision Music Cues? Potentially repurposed pictures of Cilla Black? Well you'll love episode 2 of PantoSplaining. linktr.ee/pantosplaining

Tonight, Minehead hosts NXP: 3-course, I mean, way culinary elimination match (winner gets title match). Ladies Open Challenge. 4 way Hardcore Title TVAM in action (title status pending at present) NXP Title representing the only time Peter will appear. 8pm www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla

Anton assures me he appeared on the WDF coverage last night, I think I see him, just:

Our Rumble VOD is now live: www.twitch.tv/videos/26337...

Live now.

Tonight: A 10 Woman Rumble and a 30 man Rumble for their respective #1 contender status. A 4-way Mens Tag Title #1 Contenders Match And we finally get to the Women's Title, with Lorraine Kelly taking on Kay Burley. I guess with that one whoever wins, I lose. 8pm www.twitch.tv/ryoxilla.

Throwback to the time I felt so overwhelmed by our early Rumble success I took a photo of the O2 crowd. No, it didn't come out, didn't think it through.

I've no new book out this Christmas and it feels weird. I'm very proud of my previous ones though and many are 30% off this weekend with the code BOOKGIFT30. www.lulu.com/spotlight/be...

Well, that was a card and a half, the VOD is up for those who want it: www.twitch.tv/videos/26295...