@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social FC United of Manchester? place for a ring.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social How about Salford City red rugby league club stadium.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social Here me out. I know it's London. but crystal palace sports park would be ideal. Got even potentially get a development programme installed.

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@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social how about perth for nxp? scotlands getting a good wrestling scene going. and we arent to far or to close to glasgow and edinburgh?

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social Bernard and Colin have offered wheeltappers. But we have to do it after bingo and the meat raffle.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social roadshow was brought to you by. Flextech Television Network. for when it's midnight, you're out the public house with kebab in tow. Nothing beat FTN.

And yes, Peter is still nXp Champion

Our new nXp Hardcore champion is getting his callisthenics in www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmdc...

How the hell did Jeff wayne (yes, of war of the worlds) get commisioned for this. If I have to hear this again, I'm going postal.

No wonder the IBA/ITC had a mare with him

Damn. To think I've been given the responsibilities of nXp and the womens division. Which goes in to Braw's territory

nXp is brought to you by... the M61. Manchester to Preston via chorley in 70MPH Comfort.

Well, apart from obvs no go during world championships and world seniors. Crucible?

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social You believe this, got in contact with someone from the production team for indoor league. Old Bert bless him, he's 111... Oh he's ill. Ah well. He said he can get us a rate to set up at the Irish Centre. Even got the cardboard people we can use for the audience.

Right, @rwf-backoffice.bsky.social I've had a word with Ollie Croft Jr. (lives in the basement chained up apparently) they've offered us a spot after the bingo, meat raffle and a tribute bernard manning act. also, Big Dave's Kebab and Pizza van.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social Doing some phone calls. Circus Tavern said they've got room for a ring. Car Park spot and an XL Bully patroling the grounds.

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20:00 GMT NXP Tonight. Womens hot potato title on the line, NXP World Tag team title on the line. And the NXP World title. Almost a Clash of Champions you could say.

Y'arite. Getting in't ring tomorrow. Been away t'egypt. Packed it, booked, and fucked off. Peter Kay Tour TBC,

I rather it be on this. you could watch bbc and record summit on grenada Peter Kay Tour TBC

Y'aright. Make sure you tune in t'witch to see me matches. 'member long play

Looking at the nXp and @rwf-backoffice.bsky.social books. We seem to have procured a lot of talent from TV:AM? Multiple champions from the organisation. Bruce Gyngell is impressed.

@rwf-backoffice.bsky.social I can see why you let me have the nXp GM role and GM of the womens division.

Y'awrite. Peter here. How'd you like me new belt eh? Hopefully me matches will be the same over and over again. Melvyn Bragg eh? what were that about. Not even from south bank. Peter Kay Tour TBC

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nXp tomorrow. More top-quality action. nXp title qualifier as always. One more nXp hardcore slot up for grabs and a womens number one contender match.

Pack it in? Am I hearing you right... Pack... It... In? I'm your NXP champion son, top bollocks round 'ere. Nah balls to ya, i can wait right 'ere. I've got taggart on record. Peter Kay Tour TBC

Went to see me nana at her warden controlled flat. Made sure not to grab red rope. She dead proud of me. said i look like that Super Mario Dragon. Mario Dragon, what that about? Peter Kay Tour TBC

Home sweet home eh, won nxp title coming back t'bolton eh. None of them tim tims. found old copy of autoroute express. thats the future my friends. Peter Kay Tour TBC

In light of what happened last night. Both Alison and Sue (barker) will be omitted from any title qualification matches until the new year. That display was embarrassing.

Y'alright, Peter here. Y'know I was training to be one of them cruiserweights like that Juventus Guerrero and Roy Mysterious. New diet to get down t'weight right. Drink your own piss, detox. 14 stone in a day try it. Telling you now. www.youtube.com/shorts/EGDmN... Peter Tour TBC

Ya awrite cocks. It's Peter 'ere, your new nxp champion eh. Putting bolton on the map 'ere now. I'll tell you that for free. As i'm champion, i've gone on t'internet and taking over your nxp skybookitter page. social media eh? whats that all about. Peter Kay tour TBC

Ah great, its started already. Tonights nxp was brought to you by Chorley FM. Chorley FM? Where the listener comes first and is coming in your ears.

New NXP tag team champion Sir topham hat, AKA fat controller

What were that about eh? Peter Kay is your brand new undispited nXp champion

nXp show tomorrow night.

Alas, Father stone has been put in the Injured Reserves indefinitely. Apparently, Barrymore's black magic convinced our father that he was Rory Mcilroy.

Lifting the curtain up. RWF Commitee meeting

nXp was brought to you by Rabbit Telecom. Rabbit Telecom, because if you live 300 Meters from a transmitter and Manchester. Rabbit telecom is for you

Next NXP show, we will be going back to traditional ways, with a number one contender match for the NXP title, which will be defended in our main event.

Geordie will not be defending the NXP title this week. He's been obligated to attend a all week rave since being cross promotional champion.

Also, our main event. two competing for the first time ever not just in nXp but the entire RWF organisation.

Mrs Brown, Mrs Doyle, Kirsty Young & Super Gran for the Womens Hot Potato match in a gaelic brawl

Mike Morris & Greg Dyke representing TV:AM with defend the tag team titles in an open challenge

Tonights Lineup for tonight at 20:00 GMT Stanley Unwin, Joe Pasquale, Colin Crompton, Judge Rumpole, Gay Byrne & AVGN in a bragging rights match

World Tag titles will be on the line. Need to 'Consult' about opponents.

NXP was brought to you by Rattners Jewellery. Rattners, because anton's wages are the same as an M&S prawn sandwich and probably more valuable.

As Pepsiman has left NXP. I am entitled to a replacement of my choosing. They will debut thursday.