I am not immune to the shot of Robby haloed by the sun painting in Peds like the flawed angel he is and neither are you

Yesterday was rough. I still have a job, but a lot of talented people do not. We’re all of us reeling.

What if…you preordered this fantastic book?! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/716027...

Do you think Taylor Tomlinson would go on a date with me if I asked real nice?

Okay but why does he look like he’s about to recite a soliloquy?

Me, playing tag with my niece for ten minutes: this can’t be the same body I played sports with in college

BIG NEWS: for its second year, AVENGERS ACADEMY has again been nominated for the GLAAD award for OUTSTANDING COMIC BOOK! I am so proud of our entire creative team and of this book for its hard work in making people feel seen and celebrated. Thank you all so much. 💖 glaad.org/mediaawards/...

Ms. Rachel opened the show, FaceTiming the child artists in Gaza, greeting and hugging fans, and singing to toddlers. Pretty remarkable to witness. Hours left to see this moving exhibit if you are in New York City.

Can’t tell y’all what project I just got off an editorial call for, but it has given me LIFE.

Y’all I am watching an 8-year-old witness her first ever digital camera in real time and am crumbling into dust as I type th—

Performer at jazz club tonight: I know it’s not PC to say anymore, but Merry Christmas! Me: It’s literally Hanukkah but okay.

This is what Sundays Are For, in case anyone was wondering.

Me to me: You do not need more books. You know what, you in fact just straight up do not need More. Me to me: Okay I bought three new books and also a Funko Po—HEAR ME OUT.

“He lied about his au—“ Hexing you hexing you hexing you

IMPORTANT!

Favorite responses from phone banking for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tonight: 1. “You got the wrong number but hell YEAH I’m voting Zohran!” 2. “I don’t live in NY anymore but I’d vote for him TEN TIMES if I could.”* *pls don’t try to vote for Zohran ten times but DO vote for him once!

I had my FIRST EVER teeth-falling-out dream last night. What do y’all think it means??

Multiple POVs look real enticing until you realize you need to be listening to a different playlist to write each of them.

Brb I’m just happy crying because one of my authors got a tattoo in honor of the book we worked on together 💖

It’s fine if you don’t like Murderbot, just don’t tell me about it because I’m feral for that little guy (gn).

What’s your favorite episode of television and why is it Bob’s Burgers s13e22, “Amelia”?

Literally just walked past a trash can on fire which just feels a bit on the nose, you know?

Things I said at work today: 1. Now THAT’S a flerken tentacle! 2. That bookmap was my Mount Everest. 3. I’m just not sure it SCREAMS “Marvel.” 4. Listen, I’ll make an art book that’s just Lewis Pullman. Don’t tempt me! #ilovemyjob

Whenever I tell my 7-year-old niece about someone I know, she asks, “Are they kind?” And really that is just the best criterion to judge someone by 💖

Good morning a bird just pooped on my backpack as I made my way to the bus. Stay tuned for more exciting updates.

People who sit in aisle seats to block off the empty window seats next to you on crowded buses, I hope you know that you are my nemeses.

Okay I’ve already been catcalled and almost hit by a car this morning and it’s only 8:15. Can I go back to bed?

This just happened again. Please PLEASE do not do this. It’s inappropriate and it gets me all excited that someone liked my book only to learn that they’re just looking for a gig at Marvel.

Stepped into my building’s elevator this morning to be greeted by a pile of cheese puffs? Omen of a weird day ahead, I’ve decided.

Flight attendant just handed my mom something and she said, “What’s this?” and he didn’t answer, just stared at her. And she stared at him and I stared at him and he stared at me and my mom and I stared at each other and THEN we realized she’d asked the question in Hebrew. #bilingualproblems

When I post about a new project on insta and a creator DMs me to tell me how great new project’s creator is—peak professional experience ❤️❤️❤️

It was Agatha All Along! Check out the cover reveal for the upcoming art book w/slipcase art by VisDev supervisor Jana Schirmer and cover art and design by Stacie Knox! www.marvel.com/articles/cul...

At a bar with a friend recently, a dude made a severely unfunny joke. I pretended I didn’t get it, which is BOLD for me. Friend went, “OH, that’s not actually funny.” I would follow her into battle.

Today I learned that when you buy water at a sporting event, they withhold the bottle caps so you don’t throw them at the athletes. I only learned this because I went to a DnD live performance at Madison Square Garden. I think this says something about me as a person.

Having a fun couple of nights

Since this has now happened like half a dozen times, a PSA: Please do not use the contact form on my AUTHOR WEBSITE to ask if I can get you a job at Marvel. That website is for Author Me. It is not an appropriate place to network with Editor Me. Any Marvel inquiries directed there will be deleted.

If you saw what happened yesterday and still didn’t leave X, I’m sorry, idk what to say to you

Can someone PLEASE teach me how to draw

Something I really like is when my bus arrives 5 minutes ahead of schedule and then just breezes through the bus stop (I was SO CLOSE), leaving me to wait 20 minutes in the cold for the next bus <3

Good morning! I almost left the apartment with my house slippers still on. How’s everyone else doing?

I have successfully trained the instagram ad and tiktok “for you” algorithms to show me nothing but queer content, cute animals, and dnd. I think that means I’ve won social media.

For Hanukkah, I would like a giant, cuddleable d20 plushie. Is this a thing? Can I purchase this? Can someone teach me how to make this?

This is correct and scientifically proven (because I said so)

Bringing this back because I have more new followers. Hi 👋🏻

Did you know that you can support independent bookstores and buy THE WALL at the same time? It’s true! Just click this link! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

If you feel like supporting an indie author this Black Friday, might I suggest purchasing THE WALL, by me? Link in bio!

My six-year-old niece would like it to be known that my eyes are “gray but blue but with cheetah spots.” So there you have it, folks.

Idk how anyone plays this without immediately forgetting every book they’ve ever read, but this is an excellent list.

Lots of new followers who appear to be here in a professional capacity. Welcome! I feel I should warn you that on the rare occasions I remember to post here, it’ll be to complain, or to talk about my cats. But never to complain about my cats.