Trump is finding the degree of racist shit that white America won't laugh off.

The ultra-rich of previous generations had striking workers murdered but built public museums and such so that at least everyday citizens were interesting to talk to. Today's bored (and boring) oligarchs give us nothing but cynical monochrome conformity and pedo scandals.

Wait, J&J added cancer-causing benzene to Neutrogena and Aveeno sunscreens because their biggest profits come from their cancer drugs? Well OBVIOUSLY they were nostalgic for the good old days, when they put cancer-causing asbestos in baby powder for 52 years. You know how it goes, right? Jeez!

Meanwhile, this is literally what the troglodytes are seeing at Truth Social.

“Hey Megyn Kelly, I'm Eloise & I'm 14y” “kids my age aren't supposed to be the ones correcting you. We're not supposed to be the moral compass in a room full of adults who should have known better. But here we are“ ”You're protecting the predator! & you shouldn't need a freshman to tell you that.”

Too easy?

You know for a fact that Trump gave the FBI guys a box of crayons and told them to replace his name with Clinton's in every Epstein email, except for the ones that talk about Clinton being the second-worst pedo president in history

I mean come on, there are other ways to thank your friend when their avocado-and-vaginal-fluid vinaigrette dressing works just like she told you it would

Retail stores be like "Our Black Friday sale starts the Saturday after Halloween, so if you see the one human cashier lady not dressed like a freshly vomited Christmas tree, report her to us, we'll cut off her food stamps and you'll receive a complimentary box of chocolate-covered pig dicks"

The average monthly price of groceries for a family of four in the US is now $1,030, up 30% since Covid.

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

Lol every right-wing black-hat troll in the solar system is trying to make "Trump isn't *technically* in the files" happen. Can we not be complete dumbasses for once and just make it not happen, that'd be great.

Not worried about getting interrogated by Trump’s gestapo, I'll just tell them I've been anti-Democrat since Sleepy Joe ripped me off for 600 clams

I tried skiing once when I was like 20, I went with a couple of band guys who put me on the bunny hill and immediately fucked off to chase girls, since they knew how to ski. I baaaarely made it down the hill and went straight to the lodge, where I sat until they realized I was probably 1/3

One reason Twitter is dying is because people are finally realizing how fucking stupid it is to pay a douchey billionaire a monthly fee for a "VIP account" that only makes them feel obligated to create more free content for him to attract advertisers with (and reward him for helping to elect Trump).

This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months" China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.

Priceless.

The flood is already happening. Jeffrey Epstein: "Have them ask my houseman about [Donald Trump] almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."

Don't count on that $2000 tariff rebate check yet, Trump is lying about a lot of things with regard to it, including the math, never mind the fact that it's been no more "strategic" than a completely unnecessary tax. www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/12/t...

ICYMI: The Guardian excerpted some of the late Virginia Giuffre's memoir in October. She was trafficked directly from Mar-a-Lago. Obviously Trump liked what he saw. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

People have gotten so used to thinking "Well, everything sucks, but at least we have rich political comedians like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert speaking truth to power" that they've forgotten how pointless that is, and that the only people who actually benefit from it are rich comedians.

Truth (a buddy made this) 🤣

NY Gov Hochul made the anti-free-bussing remarks from Puerto Rico, "where she and other New York Democrats are gathering for an annual get-together." How many bus fares paid for all that prime rib? 🤔 It's the system, stupid. Mamdani is an 80 mg dose of baby aspirin fed to a patient on life support.

What took them so long?

Personal meme

If you saw del Toro's new Frankenstein you know you agree with this.

Here he is, reflecting on the sci-fi novel he never wrote, Babypuss, the smartest puss I've ever known. He's now 76 in human years. If he's not taking a nap, he's going someplace to take a nap. He gets a lot of treats and smooches lately.

Buzzfeed compiled a list of posts from staunch MAGAs who were worried about they're SNAP benefits. See if you can tell how this one their is 100% real. Boy, that person must be sooo grateful that the Democrats saved the day!

No seriously, the Democrats couldn't care less if you can "afford" healthcare.

Suddenly those total losers were worried about feeding hungry kids, or something?

Trump getting roundly booed at Commanders NFL game today while swearing in some military guys or whatever.

Jfc, does literally *everything* need to suck under capitalism?

If you're contributing to charities or doing any other mutual aid, don't forget to bring food to pet food pantries. No one should be forced to give up their pet just because Trump's torpedoing SNAP.

You know, AOC's "spilling the tea" about how MTG's real motivation for suddenly slamming Republicans is because Trump told her she can't run for the Senate in Georgia seems a little Mean Girl-ish and politically brainless. Take your catty little beefs elsewhere, you're not on friggin Storage Wars.

This bullshit with Trump blocking SNAP assistance is a King Joffrey-level ego-driven power play to make the Democrats give up and reveal themselves as hopeless pussies forever. Bougie shitlibs best be looking up the term "mutual aid" and following the simple instructions, fucking stat.

“My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.” -Chuck Schumer

Cinematic concept: Abraham Lincoln, Douchebag Hunter

My flashback: An alcoholic I dated in 1997

I'd say we're not right at the brink of military takeover or whatnot, but the majority of Americans are thinking "Oh, let's just get it over with."

An Irish friend on Mastodon wrote me to vent that the new Irish president "rode a wave of idk" and is going to back despotism. Every country is through the looking glass it seems, all the nationalism is sooo sexy. Too bad we can't have a nice hot world war without any super-big explodey things! 😥

Wow, I only lost two followers yesterday when I insulted boutique liberals *and* tankies in the same post? Holy shit mom, I can get away with anything on this gizmo!

Me? Just building an ark to prepare for the twin hundred-foot-tall sewage-tsunamis of "See? Socialism was always a non-starter philosophy!" from the Maddow bourgeoisie and "More like GROUCHO Marxist!" from the Chairman-Mao-avatar-packin' furries.

Hey Dems, you don't have to say anything nice about Dick Cheney. He was a monster and the world is a better place w/o him.

Why are people on the broad left leaving corporate social media and spending more time outside? Because everyone's finally realizing that all that's ever gotten accomplished on Twitter is intensified internecine warfare between non-Nazi groups and getting Gilbert Gottfried fired as the Aflac duck.

Yes, I already started writing my rock opera about Dick Cheney's death

Surely Guilfoyle and all those other Trump blow-up dolls have seen how South Park makes them look, all lip-botoxed beyond human semblance. Surely it makes them wonder about their very existences.

I fucking told you so. Microsoft Teams is pure cancer. Mostly to get out of the house I took the training for a p/t job that used it and it was basically like having the world's worst middle-managers sitting right in my cube being dicks. It should be illegal to use the stupid goddam thing.

I went outside for a vape, and it smells like someone's house is on fire somewhere in the neighborhood. But actually that would be normal in this timeline, like, someone can't afford heating oil so they just set their house on fire, like fug it. It's not a bonfire for sure.