Hotel booked, leave from work arranged and now #efl create utter chaos for all #hcafc fans

Cataract surgery and Wembley in the same week! My cup runneth over - at least I’ll be able to see the game #UTT #HCAFC #daretodream

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!! #hcafc

Get in!!!! #hcafc think the whole street heard me when that went in 🤣

Missing #totp for #hcafc tonight. Make it worth my while city

Ticket purchased for Friday. Here we go again #hcafc

Well, not quite sure what to say about the football except up the fucking tigers!! Hoping voice returns at some point #hcafc

Never a penalty. Clear dive #hcafc

So I’ve had the first of my cataract surgeries today and I’m pretty much blown away by the colours and shapes I can now see 😎

Never a foul. We should be 2-1 up #hcafc

Lots of Eurofighter activity over East Coast/North Sea this evening…

This ref is utterly appalling - much like the sky commentary #hcafc

Pre cataract op assessment tomorrow so might finally be able to see again soon. Did not expect to have to do this at 55 ffs

Pure comedy gold #hcafc. Finally captured secret squirrel

Squirrel caught but escaped again #hcafc

The squirrel is back again #hcafc

woefully shite reffing tonight #hcafc

Well this episode of #totp is serving for those of us of a certain age.

It’s almost Pavlovian #totp

Am assuming AFCON final will continue until Morocco win judging by decisions made by ref

Corinne Drewery was the epitome of chic #totp

Jarvis always a welcome addition on a Friday night #TOTP

What a farce #hcafc called off 15 mins before kick off. Feel sorry for the poor sods from Watford

Dragged my backside to the gym first time since Christmas. Feeling very virtuous albeit utterly knackered

Why would you be hammering and drilling on Boxing Day???

Finally flung some Christmas decorations up. Really can’t be arsed this year

The EU are removing their de minimis threshold next year. So that will be the EU added to the growing list of places that I can’t sell to. As a small business it’s getting harder and harder to keep going. Fuck brexit and all who sail in her. 🤬

#totp. Where the hell is Jarvis when you need him

RIP Mike Peters 💖 #TOTP

What in the ever loving fuck is this cover? #TOTP

Oh. Oh dear 🤢#TOTP

Bloody hell, not heard this since 1982 #totp

And all is redeemed #TOTP

Thank god for Faithless #TOTP

Fucks sake - make it get better or I’m giving up on Friday nights #TOTP

In case you missed it, I recently posted the children’s book version of this meeting on my Patreon. Read it for free at the link below.

I remember Meera Syal saying on a tv chat show about twenty bleeding years ago about the lack of representation of poc on tv particularly in advertising. It’s taken this long to finally see a fair balance so that stupid women and others like her should just shut the fuck up.

Slowly realising waiting for your child to hear back post job interview is worse than if I’d interviewed. #sendredwine

Off all week so no Sunday scaries tonight

Loved Howard’s Way #TOTP hated this

Twat next door has just started drilling. Still, drowns out this shite from Cliff and Sarah #TOTP

No feeling better than the out of office on for a week followed by red wine and #TOTP

There are some days when you think what is the actual point. This week is one of those days

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Confessing this is a guilty pleasure ‘hand held in black and white’ #TOTP #shame

Are they using the Celebrity Squares set? #totp

Wtf is the BBC devoting so much screen time to this press conference?

Can we have this episode on every week pls #tote