this me fr fr https://www.tumblr.com/wilderwilderness/705102992710451200/species-dysphoria-2021-ive-been-waiting-to

OH: traveling sales-otter problem

irgendwie lustig dass man die DPD-Trackingseite innderhalb einer Minute 5 mal aktualisieren kann und 5 komplett unterschiedliche Zeiten angezeigt bekommt

i hope to achieve this some day.

OH: proof of bribe

why is my nose more stuffy after i blow it

me: hmm why i do feel like this and why am i so jittery also me: *has not eaten in ....27 hours??* damn do i really have to set reminders to eat something lmao

I love reposting memes

kurze Frage zum #39c3 #hub : Funktioniert bei euch der Language switcher oben richtig ober leitet er euch auf nicht auf die richtige URL weiter, sodass ihr einen 404-error auf der eventblog-seite bekommt? ich glaube, da stimmt irgendwo in der config ne baseurl nicht - beim klick auf english […]

I love reposting memes

to reiterate on "everything i touch blows up in a way nobody has ever seen before: i tried to program an esp32 today. i just wanted it to send serial messages periodically at first to check my setup. its now 6 hours later. i have confirmed that i can upload stuff to the esp by making its LED […]

why does this meme channel keep calling me out

I love reposting memes. for the feels.

if you're asking yourself hmm what might lydia be doing right now: i'm introducing random chance fun facts to my thermo printer waiting number system

currently insuring some stuff for #39c3 and i just realized that the cheapest offer for this fax machine in working condition is ~100€ i never knew i had this much value on my hands here

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_2025/_07/_14/Petition_183950.$$$.a.u.html Eine Petition gegen das Sonderregister für Trans- und NB-Wesen. Bitte einmal unterzeichnen, hier sind viel zu wenig Unterschriften drunter!

[evil, ohno, kink?] making a sub use internet explorer as punishment for acting slowly

dear #mastodon users, how do i actually put a post on the "featured" tab on my profile? pinning something just displays it at the top of my posts tab forever. i don't see a button for featuring.

i would actually be curious how many nines up uptime percentage cloudflare actually offers

damn i guess i am a professional musician now

i need cuddles... :c

investing lots of time into my music collection right now. no energy for anything else.

Self-OH: List Imcomprehensions

i think it's funny how now that #cloudflare is down again, my one domain that i have not yet migrated away from them is still up despite everything around it burning.. they seem to recognize the importance of #pixelebbe :3 anyway, time to migrate my last domain...

censored swearing, cursed semi-latin

OH: HTTP over Fax, oder alternativ VNC over Fax!

[PLEASE Stop using Spotify. Use literally anything but Spotify.] Why? • They don't pay musicians https://www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/confirmed-next-year-tracks-on-spotify-1000-plays/ • They fund right wing extremist podcasters […]

teacher allowed us to bring a printed note sheet with cisco config commands to our exam. i didnt have a regular printer. i now have a note sheet printed on 80mm receipt paper.

my entire body hurts. i think i slept wrong.

i like how parcel companies now offer the option to ship on a specific (later) date. i don't like that those same companies just ignore what i put in an deliver two days earlier anyway.

I know it's an eye of the beholder etc. thing, but I see a classic pinball board set and go 😍 #electronics #retrotech #retrocomputing

[ohno] OH: "Man muss schon die Korrelation zwischen Dumm sein und Dialekt beobachten."

bought a commercial receipt printer in hopes that it would just work the chinesium power supply without any test labels that the ebay seller included blew up in the middle of the first test page

i really want to post a meme, but i cannot find it. so please imagine the meme where there's a fox or dog thingy in the snow with one panel saying the text "i don't want to" and the bottom panel saying i simply do not want to" with the creature :tm: having burrowed itself deeper in its snow cave […]

[mh-, tiredness] i am working from home today and i fucked up planning for the rest of the day - i have a package coming here sometime later today, and i still have to go to the other side of the city before 6pm to pick up some packages before they are sent back tomorrow... all while i […]

[nsfw joke ig] we don't say: "I'm taking my shonk with me on the train." instead, we say: "I'm railing my shonk."

oh god i just realized i ordered so many things from a particular online marketplace that i have to go to the second page to see what's arriving today

finally, working certs on all 5 subdomains that you can reach my nextcloud at

omg i just tilted my head multiple times in a meeting because i didn't understand something and one of my coworkers described me as puppy-like after

weighted blåhaj filling material arriving today :yayblob:

it needs to be held..

okay but actually how does the whosampled.com search bar manage to break every single android touch ime that i use until system reboot

i love reposting memes :3

ow the fuck is it so hard to find carbon heat pads that would fit in a blåhaj

I just

[noises from the eepy zone] honestly i just wanna stay in bed

how do i always miss new windows releases

just ordered some poly pellets so i can finally make a weighted blåhaj