i did it! working email notifications from proxmox! (*shudders in dmarc*)

me and proxmox are in an unstable relationship. everything was running perfectly. then i wanted to move a container storage to an ssd because the hard drive was slow. that task never finished. i found a zombie smbd process eating up 40% of CPU, decided to just reboot the node at this point, and […]

[boost with cw, politics, ai, germany, i hate our stupid digital future]

Wait WHAT? HOLY SHIT https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygz17y5kdo

"how's ram shortage going" this is trending on aliexpress

i need neootter emoji

[Boost with CW, Ad, AI Slop, Funny] Boost with CW https://wandering.shop/@cstross/116082083053853260

Eurofurence in den Urlaubskalender auf Arbeit eintragen: done

Obendrauf steht Jugendschutz, aber real geht es darum Ausweispflicht für alle Webseiten einzuführen. Einmal weil das bequem für eine kommende faschistische Regierung ist, und andererseits weil Einwilligungen zur Datenverarbeitung im Plattformkapitalismus so rechtlich bindende Verträge sind und […]

You know that “stop forcing AI into fucking everything” graphic that went around on here? I bought the t-shirt. I get a lot of compliments on it. The only negative response was from a friend who works for McKinsey. She read out the “everyone hates it” and said, “do they really, though?” as we […]

[OH, I swear it's not nsfw] OH: "Weißt du eigentlich, wie hart dieser Schwanz ist?"

proxmox backup server: "SMART passed" also proxmox backup server: "No SMART values available for this drive" please just show "no data" or smth for the love of god!!

I have now successfully recovered my media collection and managed to do what caused a series of events leading to the deletion of the library in the first place: Download subtitles for Shrek (2001).

huh? who pulled on my drive and why did they let go?

#tech #q1

AI when it needs to speak French

weird observation: for some reason, the process labeled "Data Decoder" in #zen #browser (its a #firefox fork) sometimes spikes up to "300%" CPU usage in the browser internal task manager and pins my CPU to 100%, seemingly at random, no matter how many (if any) tabs are open. I am running this in […]

Nach einer Woche immernoch keine Antwort auf ein Fax an die Datenschutzbeauftragten in Hamburg :c

boost if you think that chubby girls are cool or if you think that israel is committing mass genocide in gaza

I tried so hard and got so Reserviert but in the end it Ausverkauft

[AI/slop machines, OSS abuse, harassment campaigns, cw boost] https://chaos.social/@karolherbst/116057508731261607

I think it's fun that modern-day script kiddies are using AI to generate emails. that way, they are way more efficient at informing me that my catchall for non-configured subdomains doesn't have a valid ssl cert. i just got about 9200 emails before their scanner decided to move on. but hey, if […]

notepad++ hacked uninstall it notepad hacked

wrote ":3" in the family group chat on accident ...again

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

lgbtq is an anagram of `bgltq` or 'branch if greater or less than (quad),' an alternate mnemonic for the mips iii `bne` instruction

just set up my own forgejo instance, then migrated ~20 github repos to it within two hours. that was easy! happy to be free. #diday (i know i'm off-schedule but it's the message that counts)

Self-OH: "Wir haben eine offene API! Man bekommt für jeden Request kostenlos einen 403 zurück!"

OH: Ich frage mich gerade ob eine Mitgliedschaft bei uns eigentlich ein Artikel-9-Datum ist, weil alle die hier mitmachen ja offensichtlich etwas bescheutert sind...

Was ist denn bitte eine Bahncard 9387? Bekomme ich da 9287% des Beförderungspreises zurück?

Self-OH (in einem Brief an eine Behörde): Ich sehe Ihrer Antwort freudig entgegen uwu~

kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption

thinking about summoning a battalion of blinkekatze pcbs from jlc (bought a reel of compatible LEDs by accident (they were the wrong ones for my project at the time) three years ago (it was a keyboard) and need (or rather want) to use them for something)

cat software on dog hardware: fops dog software on cat-like hardware: otters?

How Fedi work: *Smart toot that really make you think about life.* 🔁1 ❤️2 💬0 :neofox_woozy: 🔁3.1k ❤️8.4M 💬2k #fediverse

website: only offers "Herr" and "Frau" me: *registers as a company*

in the office. straight up "firing it". and "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My wall

Thanks to the lanyard I got from @Deanna I feel much more safe at the airport on my way to #fosdem2026

Good news! Klennet Recovery finished it's scan - most of my files can be saved, but only through a 300USD license. Does anyone have a #klennetrecovery key they would consider sharing with me? #fedihelp #license #key

Come on kids… we need to get on the bus to ~Aptio Setup Utility~

👀 zfs recovery software still crunching btw

ZFS recovery going... uhhhhhh...???? Klennet is currently working on "sorting object sets" and is on "iteration 3, pass 2 of 2" what does this mean

installed node version manager to try to compile google material design lite to revive an old project of mine. now vscode no longer starts.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@simple_sabotage/115939484517575272 My core competency.

My doctor's office is now using AI transcription for their medical notes. I learned today made multiple errors in my records after my appointment last week, and the visit notes claim I provided verbal consent for AI transcription which I absolutely did not do. I am LIVID. The angry letter I was […]

Gruntled strikes me as an excellent dad word, and I would just like to submit it for the use of the dads here.

who the funk comes up with parcel tracking service names i need what they consume

wth i thought I was buying a hard drive