Join the Naughty Ottsel club today! #JakandDaxter

anyone need their holes dozed

More otter friend @jeddek08.bsky.social 🦦

If I ever witness somebody making fun of anyone (anyone in the world)'s bad teeth I will hold a petty grudge for a very long time

Leaving the theater after seeing The Long Walk and giving verbal warnings to anyone who gets in my way

It's about time to incorporate "Welcome to the nursery... waste the brood!!!" into my daily vocabulary

Shaggy Mo is here to stay.

Getting laid off is reminding me how much I fucking hate having a normal 9 to 5 and love having zero idea what the future will drop on my doorstep

genuinely the best Google review of a local dive bar I've read in ages

Life is not very nice right now but at least I got to go splash around in some disgusting muck yesterday

Comfy and comfier 😏

*slowly lifts up hoodie, revealing an increasingly absurd amount of otter tummy*

Is this a normal insult... has anyone else in the world has ever said this before

cw #watersports

In search of greater good Oil on canvas

I sat with a bunch of small children and their parents to watch him do this

Dudes rock

This was really not glamorous and it was a tiny bit stressful but I tried something brand new

It was a hectic day but I still found a few moments to look around

My caribou Hop waking up tired and groggy.

Nightmare unlocked: waiting in line for one more coaster not realizing the Six Flags had closed early for everyone except the 2,000 attendants of this youth group gathering... I wasn't allowed to get on the ride without a wristband and I am basically the only non Christian in the park right now

Six Flags is also using pissy yellow AI art (not surprising) and there's some kind of youth group event happening today so there's a biblical flood of Christian teens in the park

I left my wallet on a bus in Vallejo but was able to quickly get it back because my stop was near the end of the line so I'm celebrating not having the worst day of my life by going absolutely ham on oktoberfest at the midtier six flags

Funniest use of the word literal

BART inexplicably charged me $11.45 for a one way ride (that was 10 minutes late) and once I was able to add more money to my card and free myself from the station I saw this big disgusting AI ad on the wall outside... I've been in California for one hour and I would already like to leave

All music algorithms lead to Teardrop by Massive Attack

Invitation

I will sincerely say that single player video game save files/character creation are a great way to try out a new name and see how it feels to identify by it without worrying about being perceived by real people

This is all basically the plot of World's Greatest Dad except none of these guys are as good as Robin Williams' character was at fabricating meaningful things his son might have said

Playing around

Today's top story: I did 7 pull ups in a row when I got home from work

Blue Man Group CD at goodwill with somebody's succinct personal notes about every track

dog doing dog things #furryart

Live!!! It's (almost) my birthday and I have a fancy new PNGTuber by @mommui.bsky.social I'm premiering!!! Also Chip's Challenge until I puke ! twitch.tv/PiroARat

Good lord.....

Furvana Friday with @roughcollie.bsky.social

I'm allowed one of these every now and then ok #nsfwirl

Great short video by TransLink explaining “the empty bus lane myth”

It seems like a lot of people see parkour as a glaring example of privileged activity when there's zero special equipment involved and it's something any poor kid could learn from youtube videos and go out and do. It's just skateboarding without the boards

I don't even you can call what I'm doing here "playing devil's advocate" when it's this easy to show that somebody is misinformed and doing extremely lazy leftism for dunk points

[Suggestive] Made you look ~ 🐍🍑

If you say the name of a town on bluesky a bunch of regular humans who are fans of that town will show up out of nowhere and like your post

This is what you see when you're standing alone on a small ledge at 10:18 pm waiting for your turn to rappel

Dancing in the dark

Weekend in Index, WA

this legitimately made me bust out laughing, he’s completely serious and his whole account is videos like this

remixed oklou & bladee take me by the hand www.furaffinity.net/view/62075152/