drink water or sleep: a dilemma

I'd like to just have a huge coffee mug that I jump into and kind of just tread water or float around in

may they whom have not used a bidet to clean dog poop off their shoe cast the first stone

fuck compliance all my homies hate compliance

doctor didn't like the cut of my jib so he's letting me die

I'm not in your group chat! I'm not in your discord! I just want to post shit that people will think is rumors about them to foment madness

damn, that was the first time I talked to my mom and she was more fired up than me, I think I radicalized my mom

the last thing the couch sees before you have to get it reupholstered:

Hey there Windows gang, we're coming at you straight from red mound to give you the changelogs of the latest and greatest Windows 11 update: - moved the start button 5 pixels to the left (task manager no longer works) - deleted a 30 year old system component (your company's core software suite […]

all summer and fall long my neighbors keep grilling and this is the year that I am trying to get healthy and this shit is unbearable

one of the funniest things about going back and forth from starfield to cyberpunk over the past few years because that's just my thing is that the button to walk in cyberpunk is the button to throw a grenade in starfield

I think sometimes everyone needs to have a little scream

I'm going to be featured in an alumni presentation for the college that I left skipping and throwing the double bird at (not pictured, the double bird because my mom took this photo) this is circa 1999

putting this in my media tab in case someone gets so mad at me that they are going to stalk for my selfies

the bluesky nuclear block is a bug and not a feature and you cannot prove me wrong because they admitted that due to the at proto's architecture they can't implement blocks any other way

the split 4 hours in the afternoon, 4 hours in the early morning sleep schedule has been playing hell with my body so I'm thinking about just crashing out at 3-4pm and waking up super early for work

we should pull a prank on bsky mutuals and tell them people are posting tiddy on mastodon

getting tired of going to the doctor's office but on the other hand, it's nice being able to talk to a real person face to face sometimes. I get a little sexy manned up. that means I wear a pair of pants

for real though sometimes I get a little excited when I see someone eating chinese takeout just right on the street with chopsticks. I respect these skills, and hope they're not getting bugs in their shit

I don't get people who fetishize operating systems, all of them suck and have sucked for so long because once you've created the OS and gotten users/app developers to write native apps for it, it becomes almost impossible to make that OS better due to about a billion reasons