Isolation Trepidation Don't fear nothing Snake is bluffing Whips his tail Sends you running

Silence is neutral. It does not carry emotional weight. It’s not a cliffhanger. It’s just… a pause.

an anabaptist tabby cat

so they’re just calling anything in a talk format on any platform but tv or radio a podcast now, huh?

you think they’d get mad at me if i set the custom port for SQL to 42069?

so many options

link for hat in bio

what? like You’ve never traded all four railroads in monopoly for a blowjob?

“Your age is completely out of alignment” Tell me something I don’t know 😔

can't even shit your pants at work anymore because of woke

“live on ABC, next day on Hulu” is a wild marketing line for the NYE ball drop

what a week to notice i have forehead wrinkles when un-furrowed all of a sudden

lil kim would NEVER

singing fa la la la la to the tune of 'a little bit alexis'

show at the local record store :D

if teens can make a chatbot their first girlfriend, certainly i can make this large pepperoni pizza my first boyfriend

I got the The Oracle archetype! https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/wrapstodon/2025/812a81b0d4f2e4a4 #wrapstodon2025

shraaaaamp

the 69th annual Shitposter of the Year Awards presented by Kia

playing hole dot i o and just continuously giggling about deep throating

GREAT i was honest about how bad my anxiety has been getting and now i can’t have grapefruit juice

doctor money? she can be my husband

food blog comments are fucking wild “this is great, thank for the recipe. here is a story about the first time i had this food with my lover Euripides in 1972 at a little restaurant next to coney island…”

acting like he’s never been fed

there’s so much slavery involved in the 12 days of christmas

mark rosario truthers in the instagram comments

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mattotcha/115689806247221523 “and it’s in my pants”

chat, AM i tall?

Purple Skittles are blackcurrant flavored in the United Kingdom?

saw a map of homicide rates and i guess i'm re-upping my dream of moving to portland (maine or oregon, doesn't matter tbh)

making a joint grindr account with my bestie has been a weird and enlightening experience all around

woke up late who saw that coming? me. i did.

Baker. 📸 Aycute99

there’s anxious attachment in this order?

going out on a Thursday when you work a 9-5 means thinking you did something out of pocket and your friends hate you until they all wake up a few hours into your day

Can’t wait to see my boy 🥹

youtube called me a nerd and took my lunch money

what kinda rancid shit you think they sell in here

all my #fuckaas friends are in the dormant section of my following list now :(( pour one out for time-limited moral superiority

'the suspect was linked to anarchist writings' ... who the fuck isn't recently?

good morning, internet 💜

micro-dosing loneliness

big things happening, fam

hot bit part actors keep this industry afloat

giddy up, you fuckin' jingle horse

he wants soup

a gif having a DivX watermark is PEAK internet IMO

huh

a gif having a DivX watermark is PEAK internet IMO