Wicked jelly of anyone with a Tamagotchi Paradise 😭

So zooted after spinal surgery that I looked like Coraline's dad 😭🤣

3 weeks of recovery basically just mean 3 weeks of harassing the Internet with my love for 3 weeks.

Manifesting two Tamagotchi Paradises ✨

Just to catch everyone up on here: the last two weeks for me have been SO nutty. I came down with Cauda Equina Syndrome; last Monday (a week ago), I went to the ER and got a diagnosis of it. By Friday, I had emergency spinal surgery. I am now recovering (holy sht)

So just because I haven't announced it on this app- I'm wicked gay and I have a partner! She is absolutely lovely in every way, and everything I've needed in a partner. 😁🤘🏻🏳️‍🌈

OMG I got back into my bluesky acct!! It had this habit of kicking me out, then one day I couldn't sign back in, so I just gave up on it. Whew!

I need to work on my feed here. Somehow, it's turned so hateful and I just don't want that vibe here. Or anywhere

🚨UPDATED MEDIA KIT🚨 For June 2025 My average dipped a little bit despite more stream hours, but that's to be expected with Summer and new games! We're still doing awesome and I'm still having fun. Always down to collaborate if you're into it! Let's link up!

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

Procrastinating packing- hey, hi, hello

I love that I open this app and it's just roasting that Cheeto looking mf every post 🤣 this is my place to be.

Hey streamer pals, please be aware that twitch streamer tvBAMF has a history of sending unsolicited graphic material to dozens of women over the course of years - he has a younger audience and streams "cute" family games on twitch. Info here: www.threads.com/@lunarharpy/...

Gonna Pride so hard for my first Pride ✨O U T✨

Where is everyone getting their tart cherry juice for better sleep??

When you introduce a friend to your favorite show and gotta watch them to make sure they’re enjoying it enough

People that add captions to their videos are my favorite 🥰 bonus points for making sure they don't cover anything up in the video ✨

man it sucks to log on and learn about what rights & safety ive lost every hour

I do not feel dignified or respected by any person who thinks they can dictate where I take a piss.

✨Swiggity swoogity, Flat Fck Gator is coming for that booty!! ✨ I hope you get your favorite treat today, and that something makes you smile. Have a great Flat Fck Friday everyone!!

I really wanna eat a fistful of Peeps

I ALMOST FORGOT ILY I hope you are having a great Friday night!! Make your shenanigans flat and fucky for the Flat Fuck™️ 🐊🐊🐊

I love ChiChi!

For anyone keeping up with my horrible health saga: I met a new pain management doctor this week and I've never been SO impressed with a doctor before (and he was a guy, too! I usually only prefer women health professionals) Continued➡️

What if we kithed under the live oaks with the Spanish Moss? 🤩💃🏻✨

🗣️Flat Fck Friday!!🗣️ Sound the alarm! The Flat Fck Gator has blessed your Friday! Make it the flattest and fckiest 🐊🐊🐊

A PSA to all underwire padded bra wearing individuals: China manufactures your tshirt bras. Do not put them in the washing machine any longer. HAND WASH ONLY You wont be able to replace them cus all the bra brands cannot get restock cus tariffs

Olipop Crisp Apple is so good!!

I made a strain of weed in schedule 1 that made a person ginger and their head expanded slowly like a balloon. This game is hilarious. Last stream before my big trip tomorrow. I'm going to be in Cali for a few days training for the new gig! Twitch.tv/cenewulf

Hello gator fiends and friends! I hope your Friday is flat and fcky to the extreme! Drink your water, take your meds, and I hope you get your favorite treat today ✨🐊🐊🐊✨

Are you a late diagnosed neurodivergent like me? (AuDHD)

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I love Totodile 😍

i’ll never get over the fact that black women/fems get villainized so intensely for shit that white and nonblack women/fems do on the daily without any repercussions lmao

I'm so scared to see the way the world is going and I'm apart from my kids. This is so terrifying.

Does anyone else have the autistic urge to just ✨crunch✨ on food??

I really love Pringles

I will never shut up about it. It's an accomplishment!! I've been sober for 10 years and I'll say it every day!

My April Fool's joke is my life.

Hi that's me 🥒🥒🥒

I miss having a job so I could get myself some little treats and feel a wisp of my will to live. I have to get out of here 😭

got my gear for tomorrow (& forever) #TDoV

Happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ I see you, and I love you.

As a Twitch Ambassador, I am incredibly disappointed at the decisions made by Twitch to allow harmful people a platform—repeatedly—in the interest of profit (because there is no other discernable reason). One step forward, three steps back.

I'm still jazzed I found a Roomba. Picking her name as Wynonna Mudd is still my favorite

Please just tell me! I'm not always around, but I always want to support what is right.

you cannot be a mental health advocate and hate women. you cannot be a mental health advocate and hate children. you cannot be a mental health advocate and hate trans people

Corn dogs bomp bomp bomp

Might cheat and drink some coffee

i hope one day ur as happy as u pretend to be