Yep.

This is the precise time to use Thomas as a pinch hitter, but Q would never do it

Salvador Perez is murdering the Royals offense. He’s got a .233 OBP. Keeping him in the cleanup spot is flat mismanagement.

Maturing is accepting that Assault is the best Star Fox game

Carter Jensen with a golden sombrero on Taco Tuesday Cinco de Mayo. What a cultural ambassador

Gangnam Style in the sixth inning??? BRING BACK FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

lol, immediately proven wrong. love it.

Royals gonna strand both of these guys aren't they

These uniforms rock, but they do make me uncomfy because it gives "2007 Royals" vibes and that was a bad time

Royals wearing their royal blue “Kansas City” uniforms with the white pants. Also, every player has one of the purple city connect jackets in their locker. It sticks out quite a bit.

F1:2 is the play here

I know no one is really following me for anime recommendations but Witch Hat Atelier is incredible

Salvy has been…terrible at first base tonight

For me, it’s pretty simple: Massey has a career 4.4% walk rate and a career .283 OBP. That’s not a starting-caliber player no matter how you cut it.

Has anybody noticed that Blake Mitchell has a 30% walk rate, a 30% strikeout rate, and a .250 ISO in High-A? What a weird line.

Holy bazookas we’re getting 170 Mbps in the sky now?

My wife and I have been in Japan for a few days, and I have tried to photograph the National Face of Japan (aka, Shohei Ohtani) as often I have seen his face. It’s been a lot.

I'm not excited for Royals baseball. I *am* excited for Royals baseball shitposting.

Send Vinnie to the minors. Call up Clint Robinson

Read the (very polite) disagreement between me and @hokius.fromthehawkseye.com about the ABS system this year. Who’s right?

These City Connect uniforms are the best thing about the 2026 Royals so far. So good.

These Royals are gonna get someone fired.

You have to get Salvy out of the top half of the lineup. He’s an out machine. It’s time.

Well, 9 games in and Gavin Cross is sporting a wRC+ of -7 in Omaha, so. That’s not great.

WE’RE BACK, BABY

The Royals are a decent team with a lot of problems. They'll go on a heater or two this year for sure, but better teams are just going to beat up on them all year.

The Royals bullpen has now given up 12 runs in their last six innings of work. Five relievers have given up one run, and four of them have given up multiple runs. We might have a problem this year.

Bob seems totally lost at the plate right now which is…not good

BRING BACK FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

Calling this game Fogfest 2026

At Kauffman - it’s lightly raining but the team is still getting their work in.

First credential of the year tomorrow. 2026 season is kicking off.

adobe i am a loser. i puked in my bed and got all these tribal tattoos. i need to you to morph me into rock and roll tony, the famous musician

"Thing go wrong in the ninth" may be a typo but the whole ninth inning was about Estevez being in a spot he shouldn't have been, full stop, so it is accurate

Estevez had an xFIP of 4.95 last year. He has reduced velocity this year. He is going to lose the closer job and it’s better it happens now than in August or September.

Acuna looks like a clown. He’s wearing so many colors.

Today is one of my favorite days of the year, because it's the day when I update my @fangraphs.com and @baseball-reference.com bookmarks from last year's Royals stats to this year's Royals stats.

THE SONIC SLAM INNING IS BACK

brent crude is a great name for a middle innings guy with a 4.16 FIP in 27.2 innings

@hokius.fromthehawkseye.com But it’s 30% off right now!!! (Seriously, who is buying this bundle??)

Happy Opening Day www.royalsreview.com/2019/3/28/14...

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Hey @dszymborski.fangraphs.com and @hokius.fromthehawkseye.com

Apropos of nothing, here's the first Royals Review article of all time www.royalsreview.com/2005/5/13/12...

I wrote about Team USA’s weird army man vibes and how it’s nuts they won’t shake the hands of their opponents because of team policy.

Capitán. 💙 #WorldBaseballClassic

Awful final call. Awful.

Three strikeouts and a defensive misplay by Witt isn’t such a great performance but Team USA leads nevertheless

A pitcher like Paul Skenes playing in Pittsburgh is just incredibly sad. Like a Ferrari owned by someone whose driver’s license got revoked.