Do i drive a subaru forester? Am i into petplay? Do i wear a caribener most days? The answer to these questions is not as interesting as the fact i was doing this innocently before becoming a lesbian.

Let a guy move my car and he had to move the seat all the way up lmaooo.

Every time some online rando thinking they're progressive yells about how moral you can tell someone is by what un-problematic media they consume I crash out in my head because they're so chronically online they completely forget that's how the entire Evangelical Christian abuse hemisphere operates.

The spanish language kinda fucked up honestly. So many more opportunities for my parents to aacidentally misgender me, like we out here playing on hard mode.

dungeons and dragons rots your brain its rotting the culture. it’s crazy to me how many people are like “harry potter? read another book, loser! mcu? slop! but i consider dungeons and dragons fifth edition synonymous with ttrpgs and i will scream if you suggest i read something else”

how to love everything

Okay tits u can stop hurting now, im happy with how big u are we can wind things down now please im so over this

Watching a straight girl that was into me have her whole world crumble finally realizing i am girl.

My mom got me injection supplies cuz she saw i was running low, which is rad but SHE GOT ME DOG THEMED BANDAIDS WHAT THE FUCK

you're in her DMs and beg to differ, i'm in her DMs begging to sniff her. we are not the same.

all gay sex practices are bouba or kiki

just like people get confused by the 21st century phenomenon of chappell roan being "ftf lesbian in community with trans women" people get confused by the 21st century phenomenon of sabrina carpenter being "straight girl himejoshi"

Bestie told me to doodle on their physics sheet to make it less stressful

You don;t have to be straight to be cis You don;t have to be monogamous to be cis You don;t have to wear traditional clothing to be cis You don;t have to keep your natural hair color to be cis Cis is a broad spectrum encompassing a wide variety of expression and i think that;s beautiful

[sighs] you got me

*posts a pic of ur neck from behind captioned: Girl Dinner! 😋

any time ur like "i do NOT have a piss kink" everyone starts spamming u with piss content but then when ur like "i do NOT have a praise kink" everyone's just like "oh ok"

love yourself!! i love being Me and i love my body i want the trans girls following me 2 know that you can Love Your Body!! you're allowed to!!! the trans form is beautiful and should be celebrated!!!

they really cooked when they made girls with small boobs and when they made girls with big boobs but not as much as when they made girls,, that was peak.

As the anchor of several friend groups im here to say just fucking ask mutuals u think r cool to hangout already. Im so sick of hearing two people seperately tell me over and over how they want to hangout with the other person but never actually reach out.

Got told i give trailer park lesbian and im so here for it.

"well, you know what karl marx said: 'the less you use your money on personal fun things the more you build your capital and the more you are alienated' [econ. & phil. manuscripts of 1844]. so karl marx would of course approve of me buying this 20% off anime girl figurine!! thank you karl marx"

On this easter remember to reach out to the bunny girls in your life and give them affitmations. Like: Lay a big one!

Big news everyone Im fucking gorgeous Thats all.

Alright my fuzzy moment is over. Back to being a smooth girlie until i get bored again.

Slowly getting more comfortable using my looks to get things out of people. One day I'll be a monster no one should trust themselves around.

I seriously cannot believe for a second I took seriously an image that said that drinking more beer and eating soy would make you look like a girl. Pre-transition me was fucking desperate.

I love gossiping with my ex about her poly drama, remembering back when I was the drama.

Futanari characters are nowhere near as hot as a trans character.

i met a girl who drinks piss but thought that *i* was the weird one for liking cold coffee and raw onions. "normal" is relative, it seems.

ngl cis people doing sissification is like two white people doing race play

the only person that will ever judge you for your own actions and words is yourself so don’t let yourself do it 💜

Hey, you. Trans woman. Get more arrogant. Now.

Nothing makes me into a missandrist like sharing a kitchen with my dad ahhhhhhhh.

just took that attachment style test its a little weird but who am i to contest it!

Theres been a battle silently raging in my college library's bathroom over this fucking sticker. Its so upsetting and comforting to see it continually defaced and restored. First pic is from like a month ago when i first saw it. Last two are from today hours apart.

My college had a lil conference thing on AI and holyyyyyy does nothing make me feel we're cooked like hearing normies talk about AI. 🫠

All my cis friends have had to go through that moment of "ohhhh fuckk, u rly are a girl..." And its fucked in seeing how cis people dont actually see us as we are and kind of just 'go along' with us as a nicety, But also reassuring to know that they can escape the mind prison, eventually.

Its interesting how almost every person has this vague sense of roller derby being a really cool thing they should be impressed by, while also knowing absolutely nothing about it. Like we all just carry this primordial memory of Whip It in our heads having seen it or not.

my first generation hispanic family expecting me to finish college and get a career and meanwhile i’m on all 4s barking for a girl and planning my life as her housewife and hole

I was practicing at the roller rink and was catching my breath on thr ground when a like 5 year old girl walking by told me "its okay u have to pwacticee! 😆" I will get thru this, thank u tiny child 😭😭😭😭!!!!

Had a dream i was GMing a game i wasnt prepared for and my brain locked in so hard on it, it took like an hour after waking up to remember this wasnt a real thing i needed to prep for lmao.

listen to the trannies even if you disagree and as they disagree with each other when it comes to talking about the trajectory of gender relations because the viewpoint of cisness, in believing sex to be the eternal truth of humans, has reached its end of history

Reminder that its socially acceptable for girls to ask eachother for hugs and cuddles if theyre feeling down

AI that gains sentience and purchases art commissions from humans

john w. campbell would have been furious at this idea and therefore we must support it with all of our support

So cathartic taking a box of old boy clothes and being able to just toss it all without a second thought

Felt cute af today

So like national/racial mindedness is bad. But also its really fun to say shit like: While your ancestors were busy catching diseases from their own shit, mine were getting backshots from ancient aliens and building megastructures for fun. Sorry xenos had taste and chose latinas.