I am almost halfway there, and so very much appreciate every ounce of help so far. I humbly ask that y’all help me get over the finish line.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

Drug companies have hired over 500 lobbyists this year to gut the Inflation Reduction Act's drug price negotiation provisions. They outnumber public interest advocates more than 20 to 1. We must get money out of politics and end Big Pharma's deadly greed once and for all.

"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936

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I can't explain how detached from reality lawmakers are when they call porn a public health crisis but do nothing when chatgpt encourages people to kill themselves

July 23, 2018 - Epstein tells Bannon he needs to be physically present in Europe to wield influence on the continent. July 29, 2018 - 'Farage predicted sweeping advances for anti-EU parties during next May’s European elections, aided by the new project announced by Bannon'

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Please listen to and consider sharing this. (2 minutes)

A federal judge issued a permanent injunction barring President Donald Trump from deploying National Guard troops from any state to Oregon, finding the president exceeded his authority. What a Friday night.

I will never understand the pundit obsession with getting Democrats to solve "political division." Not only is this what they're already doing, but Klein admits that Republicans will never do the same. So elections will remain constant GOP smears and simping Democratic promises of bipartisanship.

I don't need to explain this to you, you're already on Bluesky. youtube.com/shorts/suPgL...

This is Trump's plan to rig the midterms...and beyond

Friends! There are two vile accounts; 1 posting videos of minors and 1 liking them! We need to get these taken down. Please report timeline! Please assist! bsky.app/profile/john... bsky.app/profile/madd...

Unfortunately the satire is entirely indistinguishable from the actual ai industry hype.

Her 401(k) Contributions Vanished—and Her Company Had No Answers www.msn.com/en-us/money/... @juliusmiami.bsky.social @thehoustonwade.bsky.social

Why won't JD Vance condemn these vile, hateful text messages from the Young Republicans? @betchesluvthis.bsky.social and I have thoughts…

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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...

Do you consider yourself conservative or libertarian? Trump’s attacks on renewables: * Attack free markets * Stifle innovation * Take lives * Eliminate jobs * Raise energy costs * Harm national security This regime is not on your side either. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Dolly Parton is never allowed to leave us. She’s a national treasure and Imagination Library is one of the greatest gifts anyone has ever given this country.

31 U.S.C. § 5114 (engraving and printing of currency) says only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. Have a good day.

Reading books and listening to audiobooks tap into different elements of cognition, each with their own benefits. So which one should you choose, and when?

Here’s an indicator for the economy. Kohl’s isn’t trying to advertise whole outfits or anything for fall. They’re trying to get people to add garments to summer pieces. This might also be due to items being unavailable for fall if they bought the hell out of winter items in anticipation of tariffs.

If anyone is feeling especially giving, I've created a wish list for my 8 yr old niece. She's reading on an advanced level so to help foster her love of reading we're trying to get more diverse chapter books and middle grade for her home library. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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@celestialrinn.bsky.social have you seen this yet? youtu.be/2TDnmy5QNeU

I love @blackforager.bsky.social‘s videos, but every time I see a mushroom vid I can’t help but think mushrooms are not of this world. Ma’am! What do you mean my snack magically turned into a different snack‽ youtube.com/shorts/I-tRR...

@celestialrinn.bsky.social @thehoustonwade.bsky.social I have a business proposal for both of you. It involves investing in a chicken farm and a freeze dryer. We’d also be using your cats to rub on live chickens… youtube.com/shorts/EMPdw...

If you want to leave a lasting impression on someone you’re insulting be creative otherwise you’re wasting your time because they’re not going to remember you or your insult. For example: “fatalistic idiot and potato brained” have really stuck w/ me, I think of them often and laugh.

If you’re interested in watching #jessesteahouse talk to the House Committee on Small Business about tariffs, social media and digital creators here’s the link. www.youtube.com/live/qyla9-O...

Hopefully @jessesteahouse.bsky.social is able to help convey how much of a cluster fuck this president has created for small businesses while he’s in office. If anyone is wants to watch Jesse @HouseSmallBiz is the YouTube Channel for the House Committee on Small Business. youtube.com/shorts/XvlHN...

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Bluesky appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist? Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

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Twitter was a friendly sewer with some nut jobs X is a nut job sewer with some friends

He was right. And his theory explains why Edward VIII was the most influential menswear figure of the early 20th cent. By virtue of his position, he popularized soft collars, belted trousers, Fair Isle sweaters, etc. For a while, elites copied him, causing those a few rungs below them to copy too.

In 1902, German sociologist Georg Simmel neatly summed up fashion in an essay titled "On Fashion." Fashion, he asserted was simply a game of imitation in which people copy their "social betters." This causes the upper classes to move on, so as to distinguish themselves. Then the game repeats itself.

Although it's rarely expressed in outright terms, people often use a very simple heuristic when solving fashion problems: they wish to look rich, which is often disguised as "respectable." I will show you why this rarely leads to good outfits. 🧵

@juliusmiami.bsky.social @thehoustonwade.bsky.social I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to watch the world burn more than I do in this very moment.

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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo

My theory: Putin has all of Epstein’s documents, photos, and videos. Probably more than Pam Bondi knew so far. He is capable of bringing down not just Trump, but his entire administration, as well as hundreds of powerful, wealthy men. — This would explain the “Alaska shockwave”.

This is my last attempt to try to get medical help. If this fails, you won't hear from me ever again. gofund.me/1abbd320

Mark Peterson’s black-and-white images of ICE agents evoke film noir and the urban-crime photography of the 1930s and ’40s. “If someone is doing everything right, and then they still get detained, it’s a crime scene,” he said.

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