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Helen, I have some questions

dadfarm.fail : it's time to stream

Think I'm going to a live magic event this weekend

I just want to know when it happens, I don't need all these trial runs.

well i have my own url now because i'm going to be doing streams

I don't think we should have presidents anymore but the only one I have on my ballot now is Ilhan Omar

i have thought about this image constantly since i saw it yesterday. i think it is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

Cranny Boy Just Ate Shit Walking Up Stairs Toward Morts Deli

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

Ditched the Samsung fit3 for a better looking step tracker

woaw

I've done a bit of digging on this today and I've discovered that a number have been sold and almost immediately removed. Conservatives as always full of shit wrt speech.

look. enough is enough. it's time we confront the fact that the trump assassination was a fake

let's go Ms

I genuinely could not imagine going to bat for any politician, much less that fucking guy

NL on the advice of my therapist open.spotify.com/album/6R9JG8...

Hey United healthcare maybe go fuck yourself with this

Tranquil beasts

attn @kschwenky.bsky.social you probably got some miles you can take a quick trip down to MX next month

I think about the Order of Light and the guy playing jack off volleyball so hard he was late for work, like once a day.

The Democrats were elected specifically to stop this. Remember that they didn't when they ask you for money and votes.

we're basically living through the Cuban missile crisis every day until he strokes out taking a McDonald's shit

Dog

Cool day for taxes to come out of my account

As always

let's go o's

Cool seeing the house I sold in Texas for sale again at the same price I sold after they spent a shit load of money upgrading it to a much worse looking place.

I will never respect the troops

Six on the third lmao

cool joke free for an inclusive comedian: i like my plastics like i like my penises: micro and inside my body forever

Four inches of snow on April 1st lol

Words on the hat and words on the shirt it's simply not possible to be more middle aged

lets go pirates

New shirt today courtesy of @kthorjensen.bsky.social, weird smile courtesy of I'm just like that.

Dog

I feel like I start too many of my posts with "I feel like" I won't survive the woke 2 reapings

I feel like I should play baldurs gate 3 because I spent so much of my life on 2 but I have so little patience for games that are annoying and that game looks lousy with annoyances

I feel like the big problem is that in the AOL days we knew anything the computer showed us that we didn't ask for was bullshit to be ignored. My mother in law would be immediately bankrupted if she had to deal with free iPod popups. Now she just uses it to get more racist.

it's very strange to think of NTBTSTM as a miracle of technical filmmaking but it's genuinely an impossible movie. boxd.it/dKjTzr

Sunday night shave got me smooth as hell feat. Biscuit

i don't want to get too blue on here but i would commit any felony up to and including treason if JS would be nice to me for like 20 minutes

mariners v guardians lfg

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