The boy with no thoughts

Got told for a second time today by a guy in town that I look like Chester Bennington. I hope that's not people telling me to face the same fate.

Go see SEND HELP imo boxd.it/daGg4L

Sunday Night Shave means my shit is smooth as glass right now

Thinking about how doordash mirrors the rest of the economy in that if I want some chicken nuggets I can make it like 20 people's problem for the low price of none of them being able to afford rent.

one thing they don't tell you about your forties is having sex with your wife is like the best way to liven up a morning

the world you grew up in no longer exists

The United States of America is the greatest threat to human life on this planet and no person is free while she continues to exist and wage her war of terrorism across the world

Nice job typing words everyone

These things go fucking crazy

Incredible to think Bin Laden got economic, military, and cultural victories over the United States despite being dead for most of it. Incredible civ player.

It's going to be very funny in like 3 days when someone who speaks enough Spanish can translate the show for them

Could a depressed person make this

A little late but I haven't slept yet so it still counts as the holiday

It's important to engage in debate wherever possible with these guys, but the only language they understand is violence. Meet them on their terms.

Watching The Good Lord Bird and folks let me tell you Ethan Hawke playing an autistic John Brown is very good.

The American public is so racist they elected the most notorious pedophile in American history, twice. Would be funny if it wasn't also why we're all going to die.

Got my dome smooth as glass tonight

prepared my coworkers tonight for the possibility that i may have to spend a night or longer in jail if ice starts making noise in town

Jared Golden paid ICE to kill Alex Pretti

Got my WEAPONS shirt today

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

I know a lot of evil will follow, but so few populations get to live through the premature end of a presidency, and I think of the "interesting times" we could live in, there's one health event that could make for very interesting times.

futures markets are going wild tonight but don't really seem to suggest that we'll all be taking suspensions for saying that the good and funny thing is good and funny

Euph of mism

Dilated as s*** right now

Jay Baruchel as the fascist A17 guy in Letterkenny is extremely good

Watched a lot of football this weekend and man what a bad sport this is. Easily the least engaging of the majors.

New season of Scrubs huh? That's a show that mostly hasn't aged super great, tail end of acceptable pop culture misogyny, not sure how you make it woke so I assume they make it racist

I think if Miami loses it is good

It's been a few days since I've seen #boobs

Has it been long enough that we can say it's good that Charlie Kirk is no longer alive yet? Actual question and maybe a new way to do this.

At the tail end of three days in Boston, had a great time with the boys and also saw this big fuckin boat

Oh hey I ate a suspension for saying something again

guys being named Nicodemus really fell off

My wife is a big Chalametrosexual but I showed her the Marty Supreme trailer and she said yeah maybe when it's on the Plex. Recession indicator.

look i think we should definitely abolish ICE but we also need to punish everyone who has willingly participated in any ICE/CBP activity in the last 25 years. this is the confederacy, and they're winning.

Got a new shaver for my dome and I think this is about as smooth as I'm gonna get it

i'm glad we've come around to the two ideas that clint eastwood is both a uniquely talented genius and massively overrated being simultaneously true. i don't know if the man has made a good movie in 15 years or more, but he's still fuckin doin em and when he hits he nails it.

God I can't wait until Canada starts taking us in

Reposting my story about finding a new therapist and being a complete sellout for Monday night

Chimp cum exploded from his monkey nuts

Between the two of us we have the hair of one human man

Called it a day and cut all my shit off

Wild to see khive dead enders here

Since we're bringing World War 3 to this hemisphere, I figure it's a good enough time as any for a middle aged white guy to post about a movie everyone is done talking about. medium.com/@randyscrub/...

it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states