alright i was suspended for some amount of days for probably telling someone to do something what did i miss

It's Saturday night and I think everyone should get mad and sad about what might be the worst and most politically important state

About to watch another Yorgos movie

Nothing like misclicking a credit card payment to make you think you have ruined your life

I wrote a bunch of shit about a theory I have about EDDINGTON randyscrub.medium.com/dawn-bodkin-...

I moved from Texas to Maine two years ago. Last month I went back for four days. I won't go again. medium.com/@randythetoo...

led zepbound

If I'm taking one Star War to keep forever, its The Last Jedi. Everything else is toy sales.

Behold my human child

I cannot comprehend having the clarity of mind to have this thought on the day. I don't think I was ready to hear this until maybe a year ago, and Matt was out here correctly telling us exactly what's coming.

It's illegal to perceive my corporeal form, but you can see my tattoos because they're covered by thermals for the next five months.

I'm experiencing an event

Bro we are so fucking back

So are we just doing "this guy is bad because he's gay" again

Learning more and more about these Japanese comic books

i watched ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN a couple weeks ago and my main takeaways are a) jesus christ we devote so much space to cars, and b) lmao imagine a president ever getting in "trouble"

@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social yo IDK if this is useful but all the berserk deluxes are 30+ percent off at amazon

working on some lyrics for the big hillary event that the democrats are sure to love "my rhymes are woke and my roasts are satiric / i can't catch an L because my wins are all pyrrhic" let me know if you're interested @lin-manuel-miranda.bsky.social

bro what the fuck are you even talking about

Lfg

alright chat it's your boy scrubleague here with another actionable threat sunday our new sub goal is to get raided by land management

Woke up with snow on the ground and patches of ice on the walk. We're so fucking back baby.

Not sure how the sequel works with this movie but i shan't be seeing it anyway boxd.it/bDe3u1

New YKS premium delivers the goods

Hell yeah let's dial the boner machine up too

Taking pictures of my dog with me new weird phone (Unihertz Titan).

Lfg

I hope Platner doesn't turn out to be a right wing plant. I think he is so I didn't vote for him.

It's good that Dick Cheney is dead, shame it happened 70 years too late. Rot in hell ya dead bitch.

Got a new tattoo last week

Finally got my phone situation sorted out, ditched my old carrier because I saw one of their ads on the Nazi channel, and now I can text my wife.

bro after having spent 4 days in texas i'm so fucking hyped for maine winter i need to feel real again

how to make pickle pepsi at home for free

I think I've decided that there's a better chance than not that Platner is a Proud Boys plant, because if he goes Fetterman immediately, it will be the most obvious thing to ever happen.

Maggie is taking a nap on the sound bar

Saw my provider on fox news so I'm dumping them for Ryan Reynolds, but i have to wait until Monday for my SIM before i can post from the road on my Unihertz Titan

Just got back from a few days in Texas. Saw all the friends and family, got a tattoo and saw The Lost Boys in a theater. Excellent visit, and I hope to never go there again. Too hot and too much driving, it turns everyone into a psycho in competition with everyone else.

took the dogs to the boarder today because i'm going to texas this weekend and don't feel great about it

just bought my wife a unihertz jelly star, the most adorable smartphone you can buy

a kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you

@jessefarrar.com urgent

today he said he got it covered which is like the right move but whatever number of days since he got it late, but doing it that quick is i guess pretty good. not sure how i feel now, still not sure i can vote for him.

the flip phone i bought as a replacement is like 10% too dumb (no android OS) so i have to get another one, but at least i'm not travelling this weekend without my phone number

i don't think it's purity testing to say the guy i was going to vote for yesterday is not the guy i'm going to vote for today because he has a nazi tattoo

broke my phone like 2 weeks after i got it so my life is going real good right now

one thing that's cool about being in my 40s is everyone's talking about a diarrhea plane and it will either continue to be news and i'll find out about it on like tuesday or it will not continue to be news and i'll never hear about it

You guys just love Pickle