Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

Rubio: "You've got friends who have been shot in the head because they're out protesting, and it's heartbreaking to him to see these people are abused in this way and have no measures to take against their own government as a result of it. This is a vicious regime."

Putin is terrified to attend the May 9th Parade in Moscow because he believes he might be publicly assassinated by one of his own oligarchs.

People who think they're better than others because they follow Jesus are not, in any way, actually following Jesus.

Iran fired on US Navy ships and the US Navy fired on Iranian boats and Iran fired on the UAE but Secretary of War Pete Hegseth says Trump's ceasefire is still good.

I’ve been saying for four years that Russia was grating itself up against Ukraine like a block of cheese.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

BURGUM: Understand -- there are times in North Dakota when the wind does not blow and the sun doesn't shine KING: Of course. That's where batteries come in

Absolute clown show. Hegseth can’t even keep the administrations lies straight. We’ve spent 25 billion on the war in Iran and all we’ve gotten out of it so far is record high gas prices.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

Hey Bluesky. I just posted my first article on Substack. And this makes my first Bluesky post. Check it out and share it if you like Let the games begin. 🙃 www.therealmccabe.com/p/kash-patel...

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Trump's USDA Takes Chainsaw to U.S. Forest Service: Today's #BradCast Guest: Conservationist Jim Pattiz of @morethanjustparks.bsky.social; Also: Judge blocks Indiana law barring Student IDs for voting; More U.S. ground troops headed to Iran... FULL STORY, LISTEN: bradblog.com?p=15694

JUST IN: The Pentagon is asking GM and Ford to start producing weapons, bringing back a WWII-style production model. This isn’t routine. That’s a war footing shift. www.cryptopolitan.com/pentagon-wan...

Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.

BREAKING: Victor Orban has CONCEDED to Magyar www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

I think the Founding Fathers would have executed the entire administration 🤷

Evidence of early #dog domestication 🐕

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war. Art of the deal, baby.

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

😯

Nope, not surprised at all. 🧐

Spanish PM Pedro calls for the IMMEDIATE ARREST of Netanyahu He said: "Netanyahu launched the worst possible unjustified attack against Lebanon. His contempt for life and international law is intolerable. He is a criminal that must be arrested immediately.” #cdnpoli

"integrity, this is houston. we're gonna request that the crew lay off the nutella for the time being"

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

Remember when we had a real president?

Let the Trump Regime know you object to oil drilling at Chaco Canyon. Ffs. eplanning.blm.gov/Participate-...

The best explanation why millions of Americans worship and support a convicted felon and sexual predator...

It’s funny that a rumor that the US president was taken to a hospital has millions of Americans on the edge of their seats just waiting for that glorious announcement. If other countries are reading this… we hate him more than you could ever imagine. HATE him!

former White House official Anthony Scaramucci confirms Donald Trump is completely compromised. He reveals both Putin and Netanyahu have massive blackmail material on him. The US President is literally a hostage to foreign powers!

If you ever meet an Air Force PJ, buy them a drink. They’re some of the bravest MFs you’ll ever meet. They’ve been at this all day trying to find the WSO, despite taking fire every time they go out. “These Things We Do, That Others May Live”

We are seven months away from the most consequential midterm election in US history. Meanwhile, we are fighting a war. These are the structural conditions for a coup attempt in which a president tries to nullify elections and take permanent power as a dictator. snyder.substack.com/p/the-next-c...

Ukraine warns new missiles could hit Moscow, target key Russian sites and disrupt Crimea bridge, saying some strikes may bypass defences and cause major damage. www.the-express.com/news/world-n...

Artemis II lifts off

Russian forces launched 339 drones of various types at Ukraine overnight on April 1, including about 200 Shahed drones. Hits by 20 attack drones were recorded, according to the Ukrainian Air Force. newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/russia-...

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

A federal judge has knocked down the core of President Trump's executive order barring federal funding for NPR and PBS, saying it violated the broadcasters' First Amendment rights on its face. www.npr.org/2026/03/31/n...