Pentatonix Christmas music playing at my store rn the tension in the air is palpable

This is ur sign to play this game asap one of the best of all time im soo serious

CONTROL TWO + DIVINITY YIPEE

Mullet hard launch

First in-person final since like 2018 yay!! Fully douched just in case ☺️

Ditched Spotify in august lol so here’s the first half of my year

Hey man you alright? You were bearfacing pretty hard back there..

Don’t come into my store expecting to shop peacefully you better be ready to die for those damn cavatappi noodles

last selfie in this mirror 🥲 (excuse the mess we are moving)

Very hungry caterpillar

Earthbound fanart i did in 2023

Hayley Williams tickets ✅ Off this weekend✅ Gay sex✅ Weed gummy✅

fish market

just showing off some stances

Bro fuck you *parks ur call on line 2

It’s sctually not all that hard being green (no shade Kermit)

happy halloween...!

Kinda pissed cus my villain origin story got cut from the main plot, now everyone’s calling me a “mini boss” even though im clearly very big and powerful :/

Being gay is not a choice it’s a legal obligation per my contract

🐟 this is an old drawing redone bc the original was too tiny to print huuuuuuuuuu

おやすみなさい😴

Off two Tylenol at the function begging strangers for cigarettes

Some of y’all have never dumped a can of Rico’s cheese over a bowl of hot Cheetos and eaten that shit like cereal and it shows

Maybe the real nonbinary bear trade was the friends we made along the way

halloween party (2020)

a spider can fly on a current of air

Drafts folder in my notes app is steadily reaching “tome” status

float

The rapture did actually happen last night and this is hell (my cat bit me this morning cus she’s mad at me and literally won’t tell me why)

*jingles keys

tuna

one thing about me is I’m gonna digress

instagram is always trying to show me pictures of Rick Rubin I really wish they would stop doing that

:) 🍊

I ❤️ PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

hornet photo study

🍎🎃

saw a mega howlucha edit w religious man playing in the background and ngl I got emotional abt it

Would you live here? 🤨

miau 🐈

My Neighbor Demon-Tiger

two more followers and I’m moving to LA and starting a podcast btw this is ur only warning.

Apologies to Conan Gray I was not familiar with your game

groundskeeper

SHOCKING: I had iced coffee and soo many pizza rolls for lunch and now I feel like shit

White boy was sagging so low I saw his Simon and Garfunkels

I can finally see 🤓

I wanna see weapons in theaters but I’m scared..

*trying to start a fight “Hey babe am I a ‘pocket’ bear?”