Well being fair the Deus Vult crowd calling the shots right now definitely was probably hoping for more of a Urban II type Pope

Ding ding ding! We got a winner folks. Say hello to our fast-dawning new world order. It's like the old one, only jankier.

Since we're just doing warthunder I guess, FA 18 Hornet v Eagle is out of the way; Iran plz blitz your F-14 Tomcats I just want to see what happens

Welcome to the resistance, The Kuwaiti Air Force

Damn Canadians with their flappy jaws and triangular tires

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

Really want to emphasize this. Don't use shit like LAW or milk in your eyes. If you don't know what LAW is, great, don't bother. I've worked in chemistry labs and production floors most of my adult life, including with lachrymators and irritants. Use water. Just water. That's it.

RIP saruman the white, you would have loved SaaS (Saruman as a Service)

some skull studies #art

Its absolutely wild to see folks still saying this shit after a decade plus demonstrating the dnc dccc and geriatric party leadership would rather lose, forever, than allow anyone challenging the old guard orthodoxy a shot, case in point a dying Gerry Connelly over a not dying AOC for oversight ffs

I love bluesky because people are still trying to correct this one

Let’s hope so. News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”

This, by the way, is what "testing the Supremacy clause" looks like in practice. Kudos to Portland cops for upholding their oath to serve and protect their community, but a sad state of affairs when the state sanction enforcement branches are arguing. Back the blue, I guess??

Tl;dr : "i have a gun"

Alien Earth is the tits right out the gate, Noah Hawley still batting a thousand; there's not even any damn alien yet and I'm already physically uncomfortable and inexplicably frightened from lighting, score, and set design

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Big tip of the cap to Zohran for making me feel an emotion other than dread hell yeah brother you got this in the bag inshallah feel

Sometimes fate calls upon us to hold a beer. Sometimes, destiny demands our beer be held.

True story the existence of my sister can be solely attributed to grapefruit juice making birth control not work

An all-crunch, bright salad that I riff on for as long as the warm weather lasts, and also a favorite reminder that there are few salads not improved by a good chop, herbs and salty accents. smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...

If you mix a lot of aniline wood dye, or shellac flake, and you're always grabbing cans of denatured alcohol to do it you should stop that, denatured alcohol is poison, and you should hear the gospel of our Lord and savior "200 proof food grade ethanol from a lab supply store"

Do not speak to me, do not look at me, do not acknowledge my existence in the slightest if i am on an airplane i am already having a dogshit time and spontaneous conversation will end with me making a play for the emergency exit door mid air

Love that #andor s2e3 made it canon in Star Wars that Mon Mothma can absolutley serve on the dance floor, just cut a fuckin rug

This pasta is always a massive hit for something so seemingly simple. Ricotta is dolloped in near the end but not stirred or cooked and then the whole dish gets a six-part finish: olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, parmesan and slivers of mint. smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...

Taping my Microsoft Zune to the steel bathroom partition above the 2nd best glory hole in the truck stop, so i can listen to All Things Considered

I want to take a moment to appreciate the god tier pure disrespect borderline hatred shown by whoever put my new busted tape measure in a box along with a loose handful of tape that is surprisingly difficult to get into a box

You're killing me. There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️ #art #illustration

You know back in my day people used to actually talk to each other, you wouldn't overhear war plans unless you are in the booth next to Kissinger at the Copa discussing how many b-52's were going into Cambodia over a half carafe of Pimm's cup

new @wired.com guide, especially as crossing into the US gets more dangerous for your digital privacy. steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Patrol accessing your data.

this person belongs in a padded cell

Theres regular balding, you sure the natural cessation of follicular hair growth Then theres evil balding wherein one becomes so grotesquely inhuman your own hair walks off like a Steamfitters union after contract negotiations shit the bed

Puffenstuff 2028: You get three shots

I got five American dollars for the first person who can successfully wrap a lamp cord around the throat of the bring baseball to Portland concept so that every couple years we don't have to hear about whichever neighborhood they've decided they want to try & obliterate for the worst possible reason

*deep breath* Oooo Aaaahhh KRONK PULL THE LEVER *intimacy stops* Wrong lever

very excited about this.

Is cocaine zero calorie or do I have to put it into my fitness tracker

I'm sure this will all work out fine I mean to my knowledge nothing bad has ever happens to a Kennedy

I am a thousand percent certain that teaching entire generations to outsource thinking will have no negative collateral effects in any way shape or form, I work for McKinsey and was literally born yesterday

just found out my neighborhood is mixed use zoned & I have a business registered to my home so the only thing stopping me from setting a vending machine up in my driveway is a $78 permit. I live across the street from an elementary school its a captive market I am going to stringer bell these kids

Good, they're less than useless they're a fucking liability

"I like your coffee scented car air freshener" Thanks, the bottom fell out of a 42 Oz cold brew while maintaining sustained speeds of 75 miles an hour and up, drenching everything from the waist down which I then sat and stewed in for an hour and a half worth of traffic