Some of the crimes I've seen in Washington DC: — Beige sweater with beige chinos — Jacket sleeve tag left on — Tan shoes with navy suits — Giant Windsor knots (triple felony with the metal sports watch paired with dark suit and French cuffs)

🤖 You can now block many AI websites & content from your search engine results! ✅ Step 1 - Add this free & open source Adblocker to your browser: github.com/gorhill/uBlock ✅ Step 2 - Open the setting "dashboard" of the plugin, go to "filter lists" > at the bottom "import" 1/2

do you ever read a person's wikipedia and u know in their bones that they wrote it?

at a Portuguese friend's house last night and he told me that when he came to Canada for the first time he saw a slushie machine and got really excited and bought one, and experienced brain freeze for the first time. He thought he was dying. A literal "European minds cannot handle this" moment

what if i wrote my MA dissertation on the fact that Miss Piggy is the most complex and interesting muppet

Living my life on the edge (wearing white jeans)

Looking at dog pictures smiling rn (I am also on my way home to see my dog)

hit the age where youths online are asking "where do i find outfits like this?" and it's just outfits I wore in 1997-2001 so if you'll excuse me i have to lie down and die now

“This is going to make me sound like a conspiracy theorist” I say, as I prepare to summarize a Wikipedia article about a CIA operation that the CIA openly admitted to

btw anyone have a part time job in montreal hit me up plz

listening to pre-Gregorian chants from the Middle Ages rn and let me tell you i would have killed it as a peasant nun

There is no ego boost like going to the dentist and the hygienist can tell you floss and says your dental hygiene is immaculate. I feel like I could lift a car rn

Fluorescent lighting should be illegal

Me closing my notes on Nietzsche and Wagner to watch Love Island USA: I am the alpha and the omega, I contain infinities

Military berets being a fashion trend is so strange to me idk

There is a woman on the metro who has her EBay notifications on for the word “furniture”

Robert Pattinson has labubu teeth

Please keep your shirt ON on the metro I’m begging y’all 😭

According to my dog this is the scariest cat in the neighbourhood. For those who are looking into cat rankings

Imagine being so Zionist that your major opps are a beloved children’s content creator and a young woman who wants to protect the environment

enjoy some photos of my dog

Listing shein stuff on depop/poshmark is low vibrational

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat theonion.com/u-s-mil...

One like and I’ll buy myself a cheeky iced coffee

so far i've seen Adolf Loos quoted in three different papers I've read and each time he's complaining. legendary hater.

Growing out your hair is so exhausting I’m in the hair trenches rn

me and the dude who invented allergies are gonna fight

fun facts, Ralph Ellison and Ralph Waldo Emerson are 2 different people.

Today I get to see this absolute princess

Highlighting things on a moving train is like an extreme sport

just saw a tiktok of a woman with the caption "I can't wait to vote for Pierre Pollievre" and the song she chose was PINK PONY CLUB. I'm asking for literally any literary comprehension at all plz

in the last 10 days i've written 6 papers and had to make a pair of jeans

Happy performative book reading in the sun season Montreal 😎

Looks like the people in Middle Earth know how to use Velcro rollers 💅

Ana Mendieta, a Cuban-American artist best known for her "Silhouettes" series, pictured here. Truly one of my favourite artists that I've learned about this semester.

do you ever see a man in a moustache and u know it's performative?

i luv visual analysis

Joyce Wieland’s “Heart On” exhibition at the MMFA!

Ok I feel like I’ve looked at Lee Krasner’s “Prophecy” (1956) enough that I see the figure.

Subway performer was singing and playing a UKULELE just now. Recession is imminent

Organizer training a bunch of tree planters this weekend and tree planters are such cool people! A reminder to volunteer if you can while the world falls apart it makes you feel better 😗

literally

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

White Lotus Season 3 Episode 6

Mona Hatoum’s “Home” (1999)

When I become supreme leader, companies who have the gall to charge $328 for a TRIACETATE dress instead of silk will go to the gulag