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They're bringing Hublot on
Guess that makes him a NIMVY
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But has he thrown a kettle over a pub?
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3 days ago
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I'm still finding it hard to believe that Angine de Poitrine isn't a Reeves and Mortimer sketch
4 days ago
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What we Brits hear: "We're reigning in the Iranian uranium. We'll also be keeping an eye on the aluminum situation. Thank y'all very much. Y'all come back now, you hear? Shoot... darn varmints"
4 days ago
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When a Geordie forwards an email, is it an F Why Aye man?
5 days ago
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I sometimes find these old bits of clay tobacco pipe along the river where I live, and wonder whose gob they once hung out of and what stories they could tell. A bit like your dad
6 days ago
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Even with all the death and destruction going on in the world, I think we're still allowed to laugh at Americans talking about the "Strait of Whore Moos". A bit.
7 days ago
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My Bloody Valentine songs about farts: When You Fart Feed Me With Your Guff I Only Trumped I Can See It (But I Can't Smell It) Shit Stain in Your Bed Only Sulphur
12 days ago
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ANTIMATTER!
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17 days ago
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I'd have to say: The Best of Elvis
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump seems stumped when asked for his favorite Elvis song during tour of Graceland
At Graceland, Trump asked reporters if they had a question for him about the late singer, and was inevitably quizzed on his favorite Elvis Presley track
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-elvis-graceland-tour-iran-war-b2944042.html
19 days ago
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At primary school, Moby tried to convince everyone that his new name was "Electric Dude Man". And that everyone had to call him Electric Dude Man. Because that was his real name now.
20 days ago
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The first video game where you actually have to die to complete it
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22 days ago
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Remember when Banksy's identity was finally revealed and he looked like a cowboy builder who has just been collared during an episode of Rogue Traders?
26 days ago
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Not now mythical goatsucker bird etc.
www.southdowns.gov.uk/mythical-goa...
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Mythical “goatsucker” bird makes comeback in South Downs National Park - South Downs National Park
They are one of Britain’s most elusive birds, known for their “churring” song when darkness falls and a supernatural reputation thanks to their mythical ability to steal milk from goats. Now the night...
https://www.southdowns.gov.uk/mythical-goatsucker-bird-makes-comeback-in-south-downs-national-park/
27 days ago
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Hear me out. Oil tanker SUBMARINES
about 1 month ago
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Was he an actual love machine or a cat, and where did the cat go (if he was a cat)?
about 1 month ago
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Can't recommend this enough if you're fed up with seeing screenshots of the bad old place
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about 1 month ago
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Bruce Gorrie
about 1 month ago
RIP Joseph 'Country Joe' McDonald, a towering figure of the West Coast sound. "GIMME AN F"
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I would really like to hear Liam Gallagher say "Sunni and Shiite Islam". Perhaps as part of the lyrics to a song. Is there anyone here that can make this happen?
about 1 month ago
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Has anyone mentioned that if we were under a Tory or Reform government right now, we would probably be fully committed to joining MAGA's Rapture exercise?
about 1 month ago
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I prefer "nonce bins"
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about 1 month ago
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The song 'Substitute' by The Who was written by an angry Pete Townsend, during a period when he was becoming increasingly disillusioned with his Tesco's shopping delivery
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You know Donald means business when he does those pursed cat's bum lips
about 1 month ago
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I'm sure these weren't placed next to each other deliberately
about 1 month ago
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Thin skinned, sore losers with utter contempt for the people they claim they will represent. Keep these fuckers out at every opportunity we will get.
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about 1 month ago
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There's too much hate and division in this world, so let's all laugh along with the beautiful man that is John Davidson. Affliction and all
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Tourettes - the highlights.
YouTube video by garypoet
https://youtu.be/KtCG0wG-5E0?si=62fifMcsi3B6s7gx
about 2 months ago
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I'm not into football. No interest whatsoever, so don't bother asking me what I think about this Diego Garcia deal
about 2 months ago
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Before the Sooty Show, Matthew Corbett had a brief but successful music career
about 2 months ago
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Wood shoe believe it?
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about 2 months ago
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Being a bit of a fossil nerd, I just thought 'meh... worn crinoid stem cross section' Sorry ladies, I'm taken
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about 2 months ago
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Imagine being the copper who will, one day, get to tell his grandkids about the time he had a rummage through Andrew Mountbatten's underwear drawers
about 2 months ago
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You couldn't accuse them of forming a Mickey Mouse government because he'd just paint over it. Ah, come on. That's Hislop grade shit. BBC News - Reform names Robert Jenrick as pick for chancellor
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform UK names Robert Jenrick as pick for chancellor
Leader Nigel Farage says Reform is
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33j7m7y17xo
about 2 months ago
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My new favourite insult
2 months ago
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New events I'd like to see in the Winter Olympics Equestrian skiing Ice snooker Snowman wrestling Tenpin bowling. On ice. With penguins instead of skittles.
2 months ago
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From henceforth, The Night Manager shall be referred to as 'Waitrose James Bond'
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Son of Bengt
2 months ago
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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You never hear of people naming their kids Tarzan
3 months ago
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Finally opened my new Spanish tapas restaurant - Stop! JamĂłn Time
3 months ago
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Just because a buncha boats came. We had boats there too... and what do Greenlandians want with a buncha crappy snow anyhow? We stopped 8 wars
3 months ago
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Regret to inform that my dog still insists on having a dump in front of Our Lord J H Christ
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3 months ago
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Woke up this morning wearing hair rollers and wrinkled stockings. Think it's that Nora virus that's going round
3 months ago
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France there. Controlling its borders and removing unwanted foreigners, as is its right to do so.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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France bans 10 British 'far-right activists' over anti-migrant activity
French officials said actions by members of the Raise the Colours group were likely to cause public disorder.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07xd024zexo?ua_linkname=bbcnews_francebans10britishfarrightactivistsoverantimigrantactivity_newspolitics&at_campaign=crm&at_objective=conversion&at_medium=emails&at_ptr_name=airship&at_campaign_type=owned&at_ptr_type=media&at_creation=PANUK_DIV_03_NEW_PoliticsEssential359_RET
3 months ago
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(Repeat)
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Hup era Wonder Stuff at the Brixton Academy
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I stopped doing narcotics years ago but I've just seen that Pink Floyd at Pompeii is on NowTV and suddenly have a longing for a bit of squidgy black. If that's still a thing
3 months ago
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'Cause it's a Band C speeding penalty, that's life
3 months ago
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
3 months ago
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
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Is this what Enya was harping on about? "The Orinoco Belt consists of large deposits of extra heavy crude oil. Venezuela's heavy oil deposits of about 1,200 billion barrels (1.9Ă—1011 m3), found primarily in the Orinoco Petroleum Belt..."
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We need to stop landfill indie coming back
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3 months ago
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Ant Man's real name is Anthony Mansfield
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