getting a Pixel 10 PRO -and- I didn't even have to trade my 6a in, so now it's going to be my webcam!

eligible for a free phone upgrade if I trade mine in time to go from a Pixel 6a to a Pixel 10a

I am not my own god. I am my own mommy and daddy.

really disheartening to be through two multi-round interview processes and still be without a new job.

serving looks while I donate plasma 🤙

wtf is in chocolate that makes it so addictive

i literally hate every person who voted for donald trump and do not have forgiveness in my heart for them

Jack Dorsey just made 4000 people unemployed

Got what it takes, my wife. Got friends round. Got roast pork for lunch! Plenty of taste, British pork. REAL value for money. Fred's got plenty! Mm, Arthur's got plenty. We've all got plenty. Plenty to go round. My wife's G o t w h a t i t t a k e s.

I laugh when I'm with friends but I'm sad when I'm alone and I be alone :(

don't waste your time on me you're already a voice inside my head

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I have to tell my boss tomorrow that I have to stop working for them until they pay me what I'm owed :/

finding a lot of solace in The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You (Theme from Friends)

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

I can't believe I've been sober from alcohol for 27 months

as a newer AEW viewer I can confidently say they have too many belts for four hours of weekly television.

I was threatened with a firearm on Monday and I'm trying my best not to let it throw off my entire mental state. and also to forgive myself for lapses in my practice of applying for jobs amidst this mental disruption.

That's right - 4pm (or 5pm if work gets in the way 🤪🥲) ET today I will be running a special DESTINY 2UESDAY stream with @creeptwin.bsky.social !!

I may have gained a lot of undesirable weight but at least I have a big fat ass.

there's a Reel Big Fish song about his wife's asshole

i'm a vampire :(

my cat knows the computer is the "work" screen and the TV is the "fun" screen.

making mistakes means you're trying. making mistakes means you're living. repeating mistakes means you're not learning.

I knew rebuilding my financial health would be a multi-year process. I'm still on my way

now that I work AND stream from my desktop PC, it is no longer the Fun Screen. I can't play PC games to relax because that's the Work Screen.

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DID THEY JUST KILL OFF ISLA DAWN? 🤼 #AEWcollision

we're getting some good women's wrestling tonight! 🤼‍♀️ #AEWcollision

"AEW celebrates Black History Month" maybe celebrate it by booking a Black wrestler to win a match against a non-Black wrestler 🤼

my Christmas tree is finally down 😢

where is my mind where is my mind wheeeeere is myyyyy mind (where is my mind)

really enjoying Andrade's "extremely recently divorced guy" persona. 🤼

my cat really likes hanging out with me and watching TV. what more could you want

these two in the ring with Toni Storm and Orange Cassidy are showing how you MAXIMIZE YOUR MINUTES. 🤼 #AEWDynamite

you and me we come from different worlds

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CM Punk really is the stereotypical straight edge dude (derogatory)

Snow day? DK! LIVE @ twitch.tv/itsthemarsh

Change a letter, ruin a film: BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE POKER

The faster I meet my currently goal for groceries the sooner I can start rent that’s due the 1st! Anything helps!!!

Fuck Ice #kirbyairriders #kirby

I'm sick of it not happening

mr fucker

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