for your information: while youve been squirting and creaming i've been plotting and scheming. chew on #that

ok im fucking around with glamourer again and i can so confidently say absolutely nothing (nothing) hits the same way a lalafell DRK does

is it just me or are like . the multiple-of-10 levels just disastrously awful

el 9/11

i only got to experience gnb after they changed the kill yourself button

is this real

i dont know how to say this nicely. when i first restarted xiv and i was playing as a lalafell i really wanted to get the title "little piggy" because i call them little pigs but every time i see someone with the little piggy title in game they're like the scary type of gay peole 😭

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help

i almost said ex-scholar which would be really funny because that was my first xiv job

fingers on temples deep in thought i think if i ever made a lalafell character i'd make them a sharlayan who left old sharlayan because they hate everyone #ForkFoundInKitchen

gdi the EW healer quests were really good #Stormbloodcel

yeah

paladin: get behind daddy kitten gunbreaker: not now kitten daddy's about to kill himself

lowk the top of my wishlist is that they make cool-lalafells in the same vein as pipin 🤔 i think myself i'd love to see a prince charming butch knight or something please walk with me here gimme a 3'-something chevalier-type lalafell gal that makes women swoon squeenix you can plagiarize this btw

also at risk of being conspiracy-brained did they like lowk cut back on elezen???? 😭😭😭 like i think at some point i realized ishgard is functionally an elezen ethnostate and thats part of what burned me out on it, but after that idt i remember that many major elezen bar the leveilleur parents

i think race-wise i wanna see more roes and hroths as major npcs 🥀 and actually i think what i want the most is to have another steppe-like area that really goes into a culture like they did for the xaela but we're going to another reflection so it's not looking so hot for that 🥀🥀🥀

ok so evercold's teaser (and halmarut) seem to be hinting that theres going to be a bunch more au ra coming in the future which i'm happy about because i feel that race has been kind of neglected but unfortunately im also a greedy little piggy that cant get enough lalafells ever

the EW rolequests tried to reheat the SHB ones' nachos and failed catastrophically i fear

they were so real for making that emote unlock on taco tuesday

im not gnna play i think about this tweet like every day

help me

lalafell tanks

ever since someone said "SGE isnt hard because its kit is hard, it's hard because all the buttons are blue and all the skill names are greek" im like wait no literally 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

officer i shot him because he was ragebaiting me

i like lalafells because they're funny and unserious but i didnt consider they could be cool too if youre playing tank or w/e (ironic since i used to play as a lala DRK when i first came back). maybe im a bad person

ive been playing gnb a lot more lately and i just think it's sick as fuck when you're hitting the lionheart combo thingy and lalas are like in the air throughout it

(unethically using ploogins to see somethign) i dont think im gonna fanta formally for like a year because i like being on lizard but i think if i ever did again or if evercold's customization changes were That Good I'm looking at this i think for if i ever relapse on lalafell

i dont know what the science on this is but tank is objectively more fun on lalafell. i fear this is a fact

dih bih gah

do we have eternal damnation tomorrow too

I wish i was strong enough to play as a lalafell during MSQ and take it seriously because they're my favorite race but alas but i guess that's what ploogins are for

please tell me another one of these role quests takes me to othard again please i miss her so bad i miss my beloved stormblood every day

i could never be an xiv BNF like 90% of my media tab on any site would just be SCs of fatcat

i beg you

I am losing my fucking mind dawg. miss woke colonizer keeps going "dude just trust us we wont bomb you trust trust trust trust trust" and the beasts are like Okay❤️ Yay❤️ am I having a stroke

MERLWYB CAN YOU FUCKING PAY REPARATIONS

i dont wanna do the ishgard role quests for EW man

man i really liked the ranged one because i love stormblood and its cast but idgaf about merlwyb atp and it's building off what was possibly her worst moment as a charapcioyjkjtesfkjlerkt

i feel like it'd be one thing if it leaned more into the fact she's like not A Politician and has been taking the seat because there's no one else to do it but i feel like she just keeps digging in her butt every time she has a scene

dude i think merlwyb went from my favorite state leader cuz i started to limsa to like. the queen of ragebaiting like shes been pissing me off every single time she shows up like the EW melee role quests are ragebaiting me real bad

unfortunately i think theres not much cooler in this game than lalafell GNBs like i watched a lala hit the lionheart combo and i was like damn OKAYYYYYYYYYY fuck it up you little pig 🔥🔥🔥

the hitlerrape3000 incident

hi girls and gays.

can they PLEASE announce the new phys ranged job already so i can feel something again. for the love of god please

ok i know mAuRa are huge but it's crazy to see hien so tiny by comparison like this help me

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