leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

this ejaculation is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

>points gun at u >pulls trigger >*click* >magazine falls out of gun, scattering cartridges across the floor >upper receiver flies off under spring tension like a nerf dart >pants fall down, settle around ankles >"I am now ready to begin negotiations"

Democracy dies in cringe