Hank Lunch
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A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.
11 months ago
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Fuck! I invented a bunch of new swear words last night, but I didn't write them down and now I can't remember them!
19 days ago
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drinking leftover wheatpaste mixed with toilet wine
19 days ago
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Having a threesome with my AI Girlfriend and BonziBuddy
26 days ago
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persona au gratin
30 days ago
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RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
30 days ago
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āHow would you feel if the police went on strike?ā I would feel like I could steal from a rich guy and get away with it
about 1 month ago
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Opening big wooden crates with a crowbar would fix me
about 2 months ago
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Will Quinn
about 2 months ago
Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him
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Cinemogged by a guy wearing 3 pieces of DirectorFits merch at the same time
about 2 months ago
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little lamb
about 2 months ago
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. Itās pretty bad over there but I donāt think they hit him
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Art should reflect the world around it, like a funhouse mirror, or even just a regular mirror
about 2 months ago
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I am not a Scold, I am merely an Explainer. And today I am Explaining to you why I am not a Scold
about 2 months ago
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When faced with a numerically superior foe, try crying and shitting yourself
about 2 months ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
about 2 months ago
EGG HEAD - āSkibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!ā
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Theyāre lighting the signal-fires for you, bro. From the hilltops to the valleys, bro, an army is being raised against you and your grim hordes.
about 2 months ago
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General Strike? I thought the GI Joe writers said he wasnāt canon anymore
about 2 months ago
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Conan the Barbarian⦠like, heās basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. Thatās all u gotta know to get into him
2 months ago
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Itās ok you can just write āThink about reasons why Israel should existā and sheāll consider that work
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Iām chopped, unc, and also another thing that I donāt have a word for yet.
2 months ago
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Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone⦠consumed their way out of it.
2 months ago
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After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.
2 months ago
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Iām a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And Iām damn good at it too. Youāll never stop me from doinking.
2 months ago
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Ok screw it
@rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social
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2 months ago
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Same vibes
2 months ago
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rich traditions
2 months ago
forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
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Itās really funny that Ari Asterās most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.
2 months ago
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This is how my sinuses feel right now
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2 months ago
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If you EVER provide me with further context on anything i will kill you.
2 months ago
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I love Tod Browningās Dracula because right from the start itās obvious heās a bloodsucking freak but the English are just too polite to point that out.
2 months ago
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Shot by the Fun Police⦠but legends live even after they die
2 months ago
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There are two kinds of Real Workers: big fat New Jersey construction guys, and hot goth baristas. Everyone else is PMC trash
2 months ago
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The riddle of steel isnāt cool. You know whatās cool? Ordering your followers to kill themselves
6 months ago
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š¶THERE GOES MY HEROš¶
2 months ago
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The biggest musical talent of our generation released some new music today
2 months ago
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Pumplemoose
2 months ago
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(sweating as she takes off her bra) what uh- wh-what them nips do
2 months ago
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Weāre gonna need a blood sample to prove youāre not a changeling with talk like this
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2 months ago
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Conan Quotesāļø
2 months ago
I sing of the tales of battles, heroes...witches and women.
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Why did I listen to the Saga of Virtute the Cat on the bus. Now Iām trying not to cry on the bus
2 months ago
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Mind Sword 2: Enter the Brain Forge
2 months ago
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Developing a Carbon Neutral energy beam that will smash the Moon into the Earth
2 months ago
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$60 to become the most dangerous comedian in all of Vancouver⦠š
2 months ago
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There should be one week a year that has no astrology sign and only people born in that week can become our leaders
3 months ago
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drinking buttermilk straight outta the carton
2 months ago
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Hereās my hot take on magical crystals of any color: You gotta smash āem
2 months ago
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I love it when a dog is chunky. Just a fat little happy guy
2 months ago
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Grosdoriane
2 months ago
My personality is behind a paywall that can be accessed with one small payment of 3-6 beers.
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Hates Small Talk GF, Hates Foreplay BF
2 months ago
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Incredible things are happening with Camera Roll technology
3 months ago
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Cannibals eating a little bit of Mr Fantastic for a whole day like a piece of gum
3 months ago
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