Hank Lunch
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A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.
over 1 year ago
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Standing in front of the ice cream freezer in No Frills for 15 minutes before opening one, selecting a pint of Ben & Jerryâs, and muttering âDying Empireâ on my way to checkout
16 days ago
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Did an open mic and the host said I look like âA Single Dad who pays Alimony in maple syrupâ
16 days ago
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Hello, I worked in animation for 7 years. Unrelated, I donât know what youâre all complaining about. The Pitt fandom seems very reasonable and well-adjusted.
16 days ago
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It would be funny if they only wrote press releases in this style. âChiefs from four First Nations are stoked to announce the salmon population has increased since 2025. Thanks for gettinâ freaky, fishies. Stay slippery AND sexy.â
about 1 month ago
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SEIU Local 1199âs âGuide for Rookie Organizersâ, from Jane McAleveyâs âNo Shortcuts: The Case For Organizingâ
2 months ago
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âAre you Woke or anti Woke?â Iâm Diet Woke. Call me Woke Zero
2 months ago
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You were radicalized by basic decency. I was radicalized by a French-Canadian girl with a huge, beautiful bush. We are not the same
2 months ago
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Starting a Union Awards Ceremony called âThe Labiesâ. No I will not consider alternate names.
2 months ago
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Yep. That's exactly what I'd expect a band called Silly Wizard to look like!
3 months ago
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If it were up to me, every movie would win an Oscar đ
3 months ago
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It's 4000 B.C. Your tribe just domesticated the horse. Stirrups will not be invented for 3300 years. You swing your copper axe too hard and fall off your mount. Everyone on the battlefield stops and laughs at you.
3 months ago
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A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.
over 1 year ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
3 months ago
KIM KITSURAGI - âYou need to get your shit together.â YOU - âBut I don't wanna get my shit together!â KIM KITSURAGI - âThen the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.â
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Inside of you there are two guys making weird music
3 months ago
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Fuck! I invented a bunch of new swear words last night, but I didn't write them down and now I can't remember them!
5 months ago
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drinking leftover wheatpaste mixed with toilet wine
5 months ago
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Having a threesome with my AI Girlfriend and BonziBuddy
5 months ago
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persona au gratin
6 months ago
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RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
6 months ago
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âHow would you feel if the police went on strike?â I would feel like I could steal from a rich guy and get away with it
6 months ago
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Opening big wooden crates with a crowbar would fix me
6 months ago
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Will Quinn
6 months ago
Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him
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Cinemogged by a guy wearing 3 pieces of DirectorFits merch at the same time
6 months ago
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little lamb
6 months ago
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. Itâs pretty bad over there but I donât think they hit him
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Art should reflect the world around it, like a funhouse mirror, or even just a regular mirror
6 months ago
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I am not a Scold, I am merely an Explainer. And today I am Explaining to you why I am not a Scold
6 months ago
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When faced with a numerically superior foe, try crying and shitting yourself
6 months ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
7 months ago
EGG HEAD - âSkibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!â
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Theyâre lighting the signal-fires for you, bro. From the hilltops to the valleys, bro, an army is being raised against you and your grim hordes.
7 months ago
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General Strike? I thought the GI Joe writers said he wasnât canon anymore
7 months ago
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Conan the Barbarian⊠like, heâs basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. Thatâs all u gotta know to get into him
7 months ago
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Itâs ok you can just write âThink about reasons why Israel should existâ and sheâll consider that work
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Iâm chopped, unc, and also another thing that I donât have a word for yet.
7 months ago
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Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone⊠consumed their way out of it.
7 months ago
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After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.
7 months ago
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Iâm a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And Iâm damn good at it too. Youâll never stop me from doinking.
7 months ago
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Ok screw it
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7 months ago
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Same vibes
7 months ago
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rich traditions
7 months ago
forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
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Itâs really funny that Ari Asterâs most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.
7 months ago
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This is how my sinuses feel right now
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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If you EVER provide me with further context on anything i will kill you.
7 months ago
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I love Tod Browningâs Dracula because right from the start itâs obvious heâs a bloodsucking freak but the English are just too polite to point that out.
7 months ago
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Shot by the Fun Police⊠but legends live even after they die
7 months ago
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There are two kinds of Real Workers: big fat New Jersey construction guys, and hot goth baristas. Everyone else is PMC trash
7 months ago
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The riddle of steel isnât cool. You know whatâs cool? Ordering your followers to kill themselves
11 months ago
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đ¶THERE GOES MY HEROđ¶
7 months ago
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The biggest musical talent of our generation released some new music today
7 months ago
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Pumplemoose
7 months ago
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(sweating as she takes off her bra) what uh- wh-what them nips do
7 months ago
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