Promised the kid back when she was like 7 that when she turned 13 I'd teach her how to play League of Legends Guess who is 13 this year and didn't forget 😅 I wonder who she'll end up maining I may start her on Sona bc Sona is simple to learn and, imo, a good starting point for a new player

So did Ghillan'nain and Elgar'nan get The Architect?

Wife is so good to me 😭

When my kid was 6 I spent ages trying to make her understand "fisting" and "punching" were not the same thing and that "I'm fisting Anakin" is VERY different than "I'm punching Anakin"

Little dude thought he'd walk right over the snow

Stalking my bluesky to out me to my mom sure is fucking psychotic behavior from another queer person

Everyone on Facebook is like "delete tiktok bc it's now owned by a bad conservative guy!" My sibling in Christ you are posting this on FACEBOOK, also owned by a bad conservative guy

Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, necromancer I think she's adorable Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again

So ACTUALLY Critty builds the wall But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭 Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up

'Varric' pretending to be part of the conversation with Harding about finding Evka and Antoine is diabolical But kinda funny that Harding walks in to you chatting to thin air, "am i interrupting something?" Naaah just Rook hallucinating, nbd

This is literally how @crittycent.bsky.social and I were

Finally starting Veilguard again! I kept trying to restart but didn't want to give up the feeling of that first playthrough. But it's been a while now, so it is time

I can't drive irl but I'm the household Mario Kart champion

This time I kept trying to hit myself with shells so kiddo would win It worked, she won 2 out of 4 races for the first time ever

Took a break lol Day 13, hour 6: nothing

Fuck, man I don't live in Lewiston but know folks who do. I hope ICE fails miserably.

Still being able to crash out while on seroquel, lamotrigine, clonidine, lexapro and wellbutrin has gotta be a talent right?

Yes I did just pull a tissue out of the box and had a spider jump out at the same time

Day 12, hour 7: not a damn thing again

Did Millions Knives name himself that? Or did Rem really go "you'll be Vash and you'll be MILLIONS KNIVES but Nai for short"

Day 11, hour 8: nothing at all today

Umbreon (Shocked)

Day 10, hour 7: shiny male Chikorita

Day 9, hour 12: another double spawn of shiny male chikorita and shiny Roserade?? What

Day 9, hour 11, still: shiny Bulbasaur

Day 9, hour 11: shiny roserade, shiny make Chikorita at the same time somehow I'm swimming in male shiny Chikoritas if any mutuals are looking for one My pain your gain lmao

Day 9, hour 9: shiny male Chikorita Womp womp

Day 9, hour 1: shiny male chikorita Eventually it'll be a girl My precious first self-obtained shiny Pokémon was a full odds female Chikorita on SoulSilver and when my games got stolen, I lost her, so I'd like her back, in a sense

I think the doomsday clock will hit somewhere between 30-50 seconds this year

Day 8, hour 4: shiny Roserade The hunt continues

Day 7, hour 4: male shiny Chikorita I will succeed eventually

Day 7, hour 3: nothing today But wife did the math on a full odds shiny female Chikorita and lmao RIP me

It’s official: RFK Jr has officially reduced recommended childhood vaccines from 17 to 11, removing universal vaccine recommendations for RSV, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, dengue and two types of bacterial meningitis. This reckless contravention of science is going to kill people.

Day 6, hour 5: shiny chikorita, but male Day 6, hour 6: shiny Roserade Also Day 6, hour 6: random shiny Fletchling nowhere near wild zone 20 Onwards to continue for shiny female Chikorita

A conversation with my kid when she was 5, courtesy of Fbook memories Kid: babies are cute Me: yeah they are Kid: babies are so small... Me: they are small. Kid: and you shouldn't tear babies apart. She wasn't WRONG but what the fuck 😂

Wife's Akita expects "puppy uppies", where she gets carried inside like a princess Except I am disabled and cannot puppy uppy her across the ice and SHE HOLDS GRUDGES so she's pouting in the crate right now since I'm so cruel to not carry her She's an Akita, she has feet for ice walking. I do not💀

Day 4, hour 5: shiny Gardevoir!

Day 4, hour 4: nothing else yet

Dogmeat is a girl in the Fallout show because woke so say the weird dudes in Fallout groups 🤨

Day 3, hour 9: shiny Bulbasaur! Still not what I'm looking for, but it's something! C'monnnn shiny female Chikorita let's gooooo

Day 3, hour 5: nothing Yesterday ended at 12 hours, also with nothing

If you watch the Umamusume anime, whenever the Umas side profile is shown, their faces are longer and more "horsey" than the humans when their side profile is shown I think its neat

This fuckin turbo controller has been running a bench reset for TEN AND A HALF HOURS TODAY and not ONE. SINGLE. SHINY. I just need my Chikorita, it shouldn't be THIS HAAAARDDDDDD

Hour like. 20+ of bench hunting a shiny female Chikorita A total of 3 shinies obtained Is wild zone 20 cursed

Ive been shiny hunting manually since ZA came out and JUST NOW remembered my kid has a turbo controller Effortless. Omg. I wish id remembered this earlier.

Wife is so fucking cool and silly, she made me a meisho doto horse

heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!

My first meringue on my first homemade lemon meringue pie ☺️

Tonight I gotta make the lemon meringue pie, chocolate pie and this old ass layered pecan-pudding-whipped cream dessert from decades ago that I havent made since I was 15 so let's GOOOOOO