Ballrooms for them. Thoughts, prayers and Kevlar backpacks for the rest.

“We were supposed to be the ones who were preventing a lot of these abuses,” said a former Palantir employee. “We seem to be enabling them.” www.wired.com/story/palant...

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

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They think we are all stupid. 🤬

This wonderful, incredibly smart woman. 🏆❤️

Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

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My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

. An assassination attempt a day keeps the Epstein Files away. .

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What a disgusting disgrace for a President. 🖕🍊🌮💩 ✊🔥✊

I think Franklin Graham is a nepo-baby charlatan who weaponizes the Bible to advance his political agenda.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Felonious Pedolf's poll numbers are in the toilet, so….

Thank you, People Magazine, for helping spread one of Jim Haggerty and InfoWars' first big scoops that's been hidden from the American public for years, which is that JFK didn't kill himself. people.com/an-exclusive...

EXCLUSIVE: King Charles is expected to meet Mayor Mamdani in New York during his visit next week. The unlikely duo will both attend a wreath laying at the 9/11 memorial in downtown Manhattan.

Correct.

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.

And on the 7th day felonious Pedolf said: "Fuck you all, I’ve got a tee off time at the golf course"

Elizabeth Warren: "You know what banking system Scott Bessent wants? The one we had right up until 1933 -- just deregulate the banks, and they crash. The alternative is to say we need better regulation over the private credit market."

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

I will be on @maddow.bsky.social’s show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the site’s current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.

”….and the. I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid……”

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

@claytoonz.bsky.social 😂😂😂

In a nutshell. 😊

Russian social media influencers are speaking out against what Putin has done to Russia. They fear this is their last chance before they lose all internet freedom in Russia.

ICYMI: An ICE agent charged with 2 felonies for pulling his gun during a Minneapolis road rage incident

NDP calls for a ban on surveillance pricing at grocery stores in Canada “The practice involves companies using personal data to determine how much customers are willing to pay, and charge different prices for the same products.”

How Christians Justify Evil.

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

Now that we have an Obama/Zohran collab, we desperately need a Michelle/Kamala one. We gotta put out most iconic folks together like the avengers.

Truth. #Caturday

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

An ICE agent faces felony assault charges for pulling a gun on two victims in Minneapolis. I’ve got all of the latest details, including how the incident took place & how the local District Attorney is able to prosecute this federal agent. youtu.be/LS4QohJIg7A?...

Facts, according to Pete 😳😳😳😡

If you ask me, Sen. Jon Ossoff is sounding more and more like a potential 2028 presidential candidate.

"She’s been a court interpreter for over 20 years, the only one licensed in Texas for Hindi, Punjabi, or Urdu. Her language skills are requested nationwide..." "One of her children recently enlisted in the military... www.texasobserver.org/immigration-...

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Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”