Why is there vore in the new Digimon. Why are these yeens saying vore predator shit.

My whole heart hurts... my hood has been stolen. It's my scrapyard hood that I've had for almost 7 years... I feel like I've lost a piece of my soul. If anyone sees it at an event or has information about it, please know I'm offering a reward for its return - no questions asked.

Lots and LOTS of things are happening in the next two weeks... I'm excited but already exhausted... Which is causing anxiety... Can you feel everything all at once? Is that possible? xD

Music is so cool... Here I am, mid-productivity-hole and a song comes on. I've never heard it before or the artist. And I actually have to stop and really listen to it because it hit me in the subconscious feels. Then, on re-listen, I'm absorbed and wrapped in it. Shared experiences are wild.

I'm so over today. One of those days I wish I could offload some of the processing power and just fall into dog protocol.

Aaaanyone at AFC and know where the dog can get his party on?

saw a post i liked on tumblr today.....didnt see that they'd posted it on their account here but i wish they would its a sentiment that resonated w me more than making "good" art it's just important to make art....thanks man

Went on a little adventure this morning, albeit a pretty stormy adventure. It was still nice to get outside for a bit.

“Caught by a Minotaur” for @derpydevin.bsky.social

@midnightpupjake.bsky.social Bark Bark! Fun stream :3 Lets Repo sometime!

What a time for my record player to be broken... 😭 😭 😭

Wrong Answers Only: What does it mean when you've got a song worm in your head, put headphones in to drown it out, and your phone starts playing -THE EXACT VERSE- of the song that's been stuck in your head? (This just happened to me and I know it's probably because I left it playing yesterday...)

Boss: Go build this solution to our problem! Me: Alright, let's set up requirements, some building tasks, build to scale... I'm excited! *One Week Later* Me: I just need this last approval on how far you want this scale, but it works! Boss: ... Whoa... Uh... Too Big for us. Make it smaller. 😭🙃🫡

I built a concept application for my specific team doing a specific task. The application would make life easier for the team all around. It did -one- thing cause I understand scope and development cycles. Today I was told I have a week to make it do ALL the things and build it to scale.... 😂😭🫣

Some of these law makers (not just American) have to be so deep in their own koolaid... Do they not understand that if you require an ID to use the internet the demand for fake IDs will rise? Meaning that there will be a demand in the market for them. Meaning that skills at it will increase?

"$20 for 12 inches?! I've so much more for less..." - Me, loudly, at a pizza joint ... Not realizing I was talking so loudly 🫣😆

This is going around for some reason, just gonna point out that many studies have been done about porn addiction, held by researchers who believed in porn addiction, only to find that porn addiction is not real and never was. Turns out it was religion. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

It's hot and it's making me lazy...... Hey, pup, do I stink? Mind checking for me?

It's so warm... It's making me grumpy... I just want to lay down in the freezer

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Dear Google, If you make a playlist the force autoplay it -d don't infer it's "based" off what I just listened to. I know it's difficult to hear but you are not Spotify. Please stop trying. You lost the music app wars when you killed Google Music. YouTube Music will never be fetch. <3

PSA for today and every day:

Today is gonna be a struggle... And not in the fun way.

I love when the code I've written, tested, and had approved gets shut down cause of one error. Such a good feeling...

I seriously don't know how I functioned 33 years of my life with undiagnosed ADHD. Being medicated has, literally, changed my life. I know it's not the same for everyone but, for me, there's a literal night and day difference when I try to be an adult not on meds.

Huh... I don't think that's supposed to be a FitBit feature...

Einar just called me "The Kool-aid man personified". @demoncaribou.bsky.social just called ME the KOOL-AID MAN. What kind of crime does this constitute and what is proper restitution? CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE THAT ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD

It's a weird feeling when you're an extrovert and your feeling anti-social. It's like my brain saying I should go and do the thing but it's also saying don't go do the thing... Holy shit... It's social executive dysfunction!

(sorry @digidragon.bsky.social I love you and you are totally our alpha)

You'd think after 13 years of this, I'd pack actual pants when I fly to Chicago...

Today is the day I get a new hole in my body! Not only is it my first, but it's one I've wanted for a LOOOONG time. Today is PA day! :D

When you've got one day remaining to fill your quota, just remember...

Alright everybody, I have an announcement: I have a new book that is being released next month! If you've ever been curious about what a poetry collection by me would look like, look no further! Check out The Enigma Letters, coming February 3rd in paperback and ebook formats!

Hey, Marlboro Bag, We had a good run. You've stuck through my parents and then me stealing. You're old as heck. You've gone to so many cons and carried so much kink in you. You got me through one more holiday... You will be missed. I'm need a new "stuff and go" bag now...

When the fam says "I'm feeling EDM" and 2 days later you're at a Madeon concert. 🤷‍♂️😁🎹🎛️

I wanna post the hits from old to new so… Shall we start off with a classic from the 2010’s?

"I asked my wife where she was going. She said Five Nights at Freddy's, I told her enjoy the movie! She responded "what movie?"

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy when your leaders don't even remember the things you talked about right to their faces.

"Yeah, so, let's set up a meeting on Monday and you can walk us through your plan." ... Sure. I'll set up a meeting on Monday. It will be like the meeting I set up three weeks ago... To talk about the same thing... About the same deck... About the same framework...

𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦

Retrahe me in umbram, quia ultor tuus sum.

My motivation is slowly dwindling. My computer taking a dive and losing 6TB worth of data definitely took wind out of my sails. Then today some realizations made it feel like I've got one oar. BUT I did find a new book I've been deeply enjoying! So that's been a good distraction :3

Don't you just love it when you spend $200 on a computer part, thinking it will fix the problem. Then as you put in the new part, you end up causing another, more expensive, problem and don't even fix the first one? Yep, that's me right now.

I need more jocks >..> I'll make a deal with anyone out there... If you send me a jock, I'll wear it for you and post it for Jocktober. Absolutely serious. I'll even let you set the pose I'm in. :D

Here's a patron reward I got from @zempy3.bsky.social in May! Thanks for the wonderful piece~ Who's ready for a drink?! ^w^

Paws for the BlueSky, because the YCH is blue, and twitter isnt blue anymore. That's the reason